It took me eight minutes to delete all the chat records and give them to my lonely self.

1, the most uncomfortable feeling of the fragile and sensitive relationship between people is that they don't know me very well. You've heard everything from others, but you've never asked me a word to my face.

I have to admit, I thought I would stay with you all my life. I put down all my pride and gave in to everything you have, but I still didn't make it to the end. I won't blame you, because you are my most unexpected courage, and I have to give up entanglement.

It seems that when you are sad, all the melodramatic sentences are tailored for yourself, and all the stories can be empathetic.

I dare not expect too much from the people after you. This is a shadow and a lesson.

If I can do it all over again, I will let you go.

6. I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.

It doesn't matter, you don't have to give me a chance, anyway, I still have a lifetime to waste.

8, there is no empathy in this world, just because you give too much laughter, no one cares about your sadness, so don't be stupid enough to expose your scar and complain to others, there are many people who sprinkle salt in this world.

9. I know you will like me in the first minute, in the first hour, in a week, in a month, in a year. Yes, I have always believed.

10, it took eight seconds to delete your contact information; It took eight minutes to delete all the chat records; Spent eight hours throwing away everything related to you; It took eight days to calm down; It took me eight months to forget you. As a result, you called and said, are you there? All the memories come back to life.

1 1, the story is not long, it is not difficult to tell, it is summarized in four words, love but not. /Shuo Shuo/

12, some people will never forget it. Even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, the feeling when they think of him will never change.

13. Please give me an invitation when you get married. I have seen everything about you, tender, angry, sad and happy, but I have never seen you get married.

14, I am afraid of getting used to a person's goodness and then being mercilessly abandoned.

15, I used to be indifferent in my feelings, but later I learned to compromise, leaving only pain.

16, if you are hungry, you need to eat, if you are sleepy, you need to sleep, if you are in pain, you need to see a doctor. You can endure the pain, go by yourself and wipe your tears. Please don't spread it around, because no one cares about you.

17, you have to understand that no matter how hot the water is, it will still be cold, and no matter how full of enthusiasm, the person you love will still leave, so you should be good, grow up, and have plenty of time not to talk, and get used to people drinking tea to cool down, so from now on you will believe in your god and I will keep my hell.

18. Do not take the initiative to blacken, delete or contact. This is my last tenderness to you, that's all.

19. If you can charge your mobile phone for five minutes, you may not be able to talk to anyone for two hours.

20. The reason why you feel uncomfortable is probably because you invested a lot of time and energy in the end, but you didn't get what you wanted. The way you are lost and filled in an instant makes you feel unworthy.

2 1, you try to take care of everyone's feelings and don't want people around you to be unhappy. You can always find subtle changes in their emotions, but in the end you will always be left behind.

22. When a person is helpless, he really wants to cry. When you have stomach trouble and roll in bed at night, when it rains outside without an umbrella, when you are bullied by a green tea bitch, when you buy a bottle of water at the grocery store but forget to bring money, when you are isolated, when you are depressed by setbacks, how much do you want someone to save yourself, and when will that person come?

23, the night is a lonely condiment, no matter what you taste, it is stronger than the day, do not believe that you drink a glass of wine, do not believe that you want to be alone.

I want to hug you. Even if the spring and autumn are blocked by mountains and rivers, I can hold you across many obstacles, but you don't love me, and I don't even have the courage to stand on tiptoe.

25. Sooner or later, you will hold others' hands, kiss others' lips and hug others to sleep. Sooner or later, I will put on the ring given by others, put on the wedding dress ordered by others, hold hands with others and become the bride of others. Maybe you will suddenly think of my face when kissing someone's face, and maybe I will see your smiling face when leaning on someone's shoulder, but all this has nothing to do with you and me. You are fine everywhere, but you will never get old.

26. It's true that I like you, and it's true that I want to be together, but what I like is the friendship that can't be sublimated into love, and it can only be long-lasting and lasting.

27. I want to pick the stars in the sky for you. Forget it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.

28. Later, the makeup became better and better, and it became beautiful. But I have never met the person who told me that I think you are particularly beautiful. You see, I have really become a better girl for you, but now you have taken the other hand.

29. I came to you on my own initiative because I like you so much. I no longer take the initiative to find you, because every reply you give is so perfunctory. It's not that I don't like you, but that I never dare to like you like that again.

As I get older, I find that my negative emotions can only be digested silently by one person.

3 1. Most people who can't sleep at night have stories in their hearts or old friends in their hearts.

33, there are always a few people, from nothing to nothing, from special care to no longer contact.

34. Every time I meet someone I like, I become selfish, neurotic, possessive, lonely and think like a psychopath, but he doesn't like psychopaths.

35. Some people often think of it after they lose it, and some feelings are beyond regret. I met you, never thought of giving up, lost you, and my deep thoughts continue. There is a kind of love called hoary head, and there is a kind of injury called letting go, just like if you don't look back, it will be forever, and I can only secretly cry in the dark. Maybe you and I are just a dream. After waking up, we are lonely.

36. It is always a knight who guards the princess, but the princess is destined to be with the prince.

37. Giraffe's neck is so long, is it difficult to pinch it? Octopus has three hearts. Does it hurt when it hurts? The gecko's tail is broken. When it escapes, does it cheat the other party or hurt itself?

38. What has been restored cannot be restored at all.

39. Bruising can be good, but people you like can forget it.

40. Always grow up, always try to mature, and give up something that you once thought was inseparable, even if the process is long and difficult, just like turning off a light before going to bed.

Eight Minutes Warm Classic Quotations

1, the closer you get, the stranger you get.

One day, everything will be a thing of the past.

After all, I am the only ordinary person.

4. Substitution is an exciting and depressing word.

I just often think that good things will not belong to me too easily.

6. As long as you can smile, it means that everything is over.

7, no reason, no purpose, no explanation, no responsibility, disappear.

8. The time that the sun shines on the earth is eight minutes, so we have no warmth for eight minutes.

9. You walked in the opposite direction to her for so long. It seems too long to go back.

10, at that age, we were ashamed to say the word love, I just said: I like you. So warm, it has nothing to do with later.

1 1. Unconsciously, the world has become such an empty shell. All sincere clumsiness is floating in the wind, and the rest are hypocritical skills.

12, when you start to notice, when you start to miss, when you start to understand how important it is. It's gone.

13 just like the plate drift on the earth, this piece and that piece will collide and split involuntarily because of the movement of the crust, forming new land and sea.

14. Time is like a vertical axis, but there is no scale. It is impossible to measure how far the future is in the direction indicated by the arrow, or how far it has gone from the origin.

15, eight minutes after the sun came out, it was actually as warm as usual. Knowing the moment of real darkness arrival, no one will realize that this is just illusory warmth.

16, the world is black and white, and the vehicles disappear at the end of the horizon. Not all cars that go far will turn back. There is sunlight on the thick cumulonimbus layer that we can't perceive.

17, I know you have your happiness, but I still don't know how to erase the memory of nine years. This kind of thing really can't be given up at once. It has become a habit to like it for so long.

18, if the sun goes out at this moment, people on earth will not know for eight minutes. Eight minutes after sunset, it will be as warm as usual. Until the moment of real darkness arrival, no one will realize that this is just illusory warmth.

19, all this is because the only way to smooth out the sharp dark side of my character is to wrap me up with enough warmth. If I have the same happiness as those smart and beautiful girls, I can become as gentle and lovely as them.

Introduction to eight minutes of warmth

Germination 20xx20xx is the main serial. Xia Mingyou's masterpiece Eight Minutes of Warmth is close to your pulse, collecting young hearts and feelings, and wholeheartedly creating the warmest, most intimate and most eye-catching campus youth novel! Have you ever heard of it? If the sun goes out at this time, it will take people on earth eight minutes to know. Eight minutes after sunset, it was actually as warm as usual. No one will notice its illusion. One day, everything will be a thing of the past. Turning around, we walked out of each other's opposite directions for so long. But there is no more intense emotion in my heart, just depicting sadness in gentle language and staring at the past with warm eyes.

Who wrote his name on the foggy glass and said with a smile that it matched.

Who chased the bus and shouted over and over again: I don't agree to break up! Absolutely disagree! Never agree!

Who embroidered your name on the chest of your shirt, fluctuating with your heartbeat and breathing?

Turn on "eight minutes of warmth", as if someone whispered in my ear, and the soft breath made my eyes burn.

This is youth, and this is the best time of our lives.

Look at the chat records of experts chasing girls

Look at the chat records of experts chasing girls. Woman: Are you there?

Man: I'm everywhere! ?

Woman: dizzy?

Man: Come on, faint in my arms, come on baby! ?

Woman: Hehe, what's your name?

Man: I didn't scream, and you didn't flirt with me?

Woman: I asked your name. ?

M: Oh yeah ~ My compound surname is Nangong, and my name is Friends Circle, or South Friends Circle for short! ?

Woman: Hehe, friend?

Man: Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend, ok?

Woman: Come on, take advantage of me again?

Man: You are not a vegetable in the market. Why should I take advantage of you?

Woman: You?

Man: Oh, dry your tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now. My name is Ni, and my name is Lao Gong. What about you?

Woman: Er, my name is Wei! ?

Man: So it's you! ?

Woman: You know me?

Man: Well, I hum you every day! ?

W: Why?

Man: Wei, do you know how much I love you?

Woman: Hehe, you are so humorous! ?

Man: Everyone says so! ?

Woman: You are really not modest. ?

Man: Wrong! I'm not hypocritical! ?

1 minute humorous jokes full of laughter

1. Dad was furious when he saw Xiaoming doing something wrong and wanted to beat him up. Mother pleaded, please give him a break this time! It's not too late to punish him next time! Dad asked, that's easy for you to say. What if he doesn't succeed next time

2. Dad asked, why don't you do your homework?

My son said he was watching cartoons for a minute.

Dad asked, do you know how much you can do in a minute?

Mom says your father can plant your seeds in one minute.

The beauty queen used to be in our class. Since the head teacher asked her to sit with me, I was beaten three times and threatened seven times by my senior classmates. I am paralyzed. I knew I wouldn't talk back to the head teacher.

4. I've been told that it's so cool to open a room, but I've never tried it. Finally, one day I couldn't help getting a room. It's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!

Teachers always ask students to concentrate on their studies.

One day, classmate A asked: Teacher, can I listen to music while studying?

As soon as he asked this question, he was immediately scolded by the teacher.

After a while, classmate B asked, Teacher, can you study while listening to songs?

The teacher nodded in agreement. .

6. I am a sophomore. One day, I suddenly felt abdominal pain and farting in the self-study class, but the classroom was very quiet and I didn't dare to play it loudly. I had to play bit by bit, and finally there was a sound. At this time, the second-rate students in the back row came to a sentence: quite fart, let you break.

7. The couple went to the jewelry store, and the wife took a fancy to a ring and stood there all the time. Husband: Wife, do you like it?

Wife: Well, it's beautiful. I feel satisfied even if I wear it for a minute.

Husband hands a trick: miss, come here.

The wife quickly tugged at her husband's clothes: Why, you see how expensive it is!

Husband: Nothing, miss. Bring this ring here. He took the ring and put it on by his wife's hand.

His wife is particularly beautiful in her heart. Look left and right.

After a while, the husband grabbed his wife's hand again: just one minute. With that, I handed the ring to the salesgirl. Thank you!

Wife: Nima. 1 minute humorous jokes full of laughter

8. When I was watching a movie, the screen suddenly turned black, but the sound was still there. An audience jumped up and shouted, What are you doing? Shake the mouse!

9. I asked my son: Did you call my dad and go home for dinner tonight? He said: I called my father and an aunt answered. My heart sank and I was unhappy. The son continued: Aunt said: The line you dialed is busy, please redial later.

10, chatting with my son one day.

Me: Son, did you know that you cried badly when you were born? Your father and I are arguing to death.

My son gave me a white look: well, the first time I saw you, I knew I had the wrong baby. Can I not cry sadly?

Me:.

1 1. When I was sick, my father took me to infusion. At that time, the infusion tubes were all equipped with rollers to adjust the speed. In the middle of infusion, my father was too slow, too slow, and adjusted it again. Over and over again, the roller fell off and the water flowed straight into my veins, which really hurt. Dad didn't call the nurse when he saw it, so he pulled out the needle himself. He said he didn't lose and took me home. Don't doubt that I am my own.

12, several colleagues were idle and talked about the experience of giving birth to a baby. After listening for a long time, an elder sister suddenly said: You also order something! On the day of giving birth, the interns came to the hospital just in time, and they were all handsome guys! I regret it! I got married early! Dizzy! Sister, I think you still don't hurt! ! !

13, you said that the first guy in the world knew that milk could be drunk. What did he do to the cow?

14, M: Do you know the name of a single man?

Woman: Yes, single dog.

Man: What's the name of that single woman?

W: I don't know. ...

Man: the dog ignores it. .

15, my brother's daughter-in-law is twins, and they look exactly alike. Every time the two sisters come out to play, they have to wear different clothes, otherwise they can't tell each other clearly. One day, my buddy went to the toilet, changed the sisters' clothes, and then took his daughter-in-law out to wait for a joke. The goods came back drunk, pushed open the door, took a look and asked my wife. Then he said to the daughter-in-law sitting there, where is your sister? Let's call him back and go home and ask him why he feels good. He replied that his sister was ugly, and I wondered if it was born to her mother. . . . What about the agreed twin plot? . . What about my sister-in-law? . . It doesn't make sense. .

16, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

17, shopping with a second-rate husband as the background. . .

Go to the daily necessities section to cut it.

Husband: Do you have any glue here?

Shop assistant: What do you want to post, sir?

Husband: My foreskin is open!

Shop assistant: You look silly. .....

Husband: The skin on my bag is open. ...

Don't look at me, salesman. I don't know him.

18. When I get married and have a husband, I will point my nose at him and scold him. Where did I go a few years ago? I have been waiting for such a long time. Whose fucking wife are you calling? Who the fuck do you warm your hands for in winter? Who the fuck are you sending fans to? Who the fuck are you going shopping with? Who the fuck are you talking to?

19. Yesterday, a friend suddenly came across a word that Apple didn't know and asked me what it meant. Stupid! I don't even know about apples. He suddenly said, isn't Apple an iphone?

20, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

2 1. In a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

22. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

23. The son and children are playing at the gate of the community. When passing by, the son said, Dad, we are playing house.

I looked at the little girl playing together and said meaningfully, son, you should cherish the happy life now. ...

Alas alas, this female comrade, how did you take your daughter away?

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.

25. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

26. A chicken slipped down the mountain, which is an interesting story.

27. I always feel that a bed that is too neatly paved will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

28. When I was in college, my roommate took a fancy to a northeast girl. One day, my roommate invited this girl to dinner. I remember it was past eleven when the buddy came back.

He's already drunk enough. We asked him how he did it, and he said, "If I had one drink, she would have two. How the fuck is this investigated? " .