Classic joke of husband and wife, hilarious.

1. Once in a wedding photo studio, I overheard a conversation between a couple and the staff. It seems that a woman wants to take a theme wedding photo and asks the staff how much it costs. The man couldn't listen anymore and said, how expensive is it? The staff said: the key is that the clothes are good, so they are expensive. Oh, the man nodded and said to the staff, then give us an angel series. The staff was a little puzzled and asked: What is the angel series? The man said: just give her a piece of cloth, I won't wear it!

2. My husband just came home from work and asked his wife, "What's delicious to cook today?" The wife replied softly, "Very rich! Braised beef, seafood, prawns, chicken feet with pickled peppers, pork ribs with scallion, black pepper steak ... "Hearing this, my husband's mouth watered and quickly interrupted:" Wife, that's very kind of you! ! "The wife went on to say," So many flavors of instant noodles, which one do you want to eat? " 3. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, "Comrade, you dropped your cigarettes!" The man was furious: "You just castrated!" 4. A young beauty is wearing a tight skirt to get on the bus. Because the skirt was too tight to lift her legs and get on the bus, she secretly reached out and unbuttoned a button at the back, but still couldn't get on, unbuttoned another one, or couldn't get on, unbuttoned another one. But I still can't get up. At this time, a man behind him reached out and helped her unbutton a button. When the woman felt it, she turned to scold the man's "hooligan"! The man was very wronged and said, "I am a rogue? You unbuttoned three buttons in front of me, and I didn't say a word. I only unbuttoned one button! "