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What I said to the bitch.

What I said to the bitch.

1, you make me doubt life.

2. You can be so coquettish and break the Guinness Book of Records.

3, scraping time-Mao do chicken-act young.

You are as disgusting as your period.

You are the product of contraceptive failure.

If you are the only woman in the world, I'd rather find a man!

7. You are wasting sanitary napkins when you are alive.

8. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

9. Don't always want to talk to others. Every word of others always makes you aftertaste for a week. People just ignore what you say and are indifferent.

10, don't try to punish others for their mistakes.

1 1, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.

12, don't patronize other people's space all the time, I don't know what state of others makes your life and death unpredictable.

13, don't always worry about others, because people don't need your care, let alone worry about you.

14, don't fantasize about others all day, others will definitely feel like killing you if they know.

15, don't always pester others, they will say: you are not tired, I am still tired.

16. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you know me in the future ... you will definitely hit me.

17, I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

19, the meanest woman is a woman who sleeps with a man with a lover. The most disgusting woman is a woman who clings to others when they know that they have a lover. The most useless woman is a woman who keeps a man with tears. The most idiotic woman is the woman who lets go when a third party appears. The best woman is the one who is always with you and only loves you when you have nothing.

20. Women should not think that they can stop reading if they study well, and men should not think that they can grow ugly if they study well.

2 1, telling lies with real names in reality, and telling the truth with pseudonyms in the network.

22. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

23, don't always look at other people's dynamics, even if you are online, people will ignore you.

24. I am not ugly, but I am not prepared to be gentle.

25, don't hate others, you have nothing to let others aftertaste, don't blame others for being rude to you.

Inspirational words for women

Selected words to inspire women

1. If you want to earn this money, you have to bear the pain. To be a strong man in life, you can't care about gains and losses.

2, life is full of warmth, as long as we have a pair of bright eyes that are good at discovering.

I don't mind at all that you don't like me. Because I don't live to please you!

If there is a beginning, there will be a day when the music will end, but I am never pessimistic. The next one is not far away.

A person dies when he is alive, but as long as you are alive, you should live in the best way.

6. Don't say that others are pitiful, you are even more pitiful. What about your own practice? What do you know about life?

7. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

8, a person's deep expectations can not only create their own opportunities, and even create their own genius!

9. It is easier to set a goal in life than to achieve it, but if you don't take action, you may not even achieve it.

10, all you have to do is that others can't change it, then you can't blame anyone, that is, you are useless!

Inspirational words for women.

1, you regard the present hardship as an investment, an investment in the future, and you will have comfortable freedom in the future.

2. Many times, unhappiness is not because the conditions of happiness are incomplete, but because life is not simple enough.

When you advise others, it is useless if you don't care about others' self-esteem.

At first, all I had was dreams and unfounded self-confidence, but it all started here.

5. Life is like a gamble. You can't win everything. As long as the chips are in your hands, there is always hope.

Failure doesn't mean that you have wasted your time and life, but that you have a reason to start over.

7. A person who is full of jealousy, dishonest and incorrect in speech cannot be regarded as a person with correct facial features.

8. If a person works hard, does his job well and seeks happiness for himself, then I am competitive!

9. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

10, don't let the confusion confuse you. Only when you have a goal in your heart, there is a road under your feet, a direction to move forward, and a tomorrow!

1 1. No pains, no gains. I compress other people's sleeping and drinking time into work and study, and always run ahead.

12, what should I do if I come last? At least I'm athletic. And I will definitely run the whole course, as long as I run to the finish line, I will succeed!

13, the mainstay, turned the tide, was brilliant, made contributions, saved the people of Sri Lanka and saved the country like a rock.

14, learn to live a simple life, do things seriously, correct your thoughts in complexity, and let people sit and watch the mistakes of fate in the face of limited human light.

15. Gratitude is the source of happiness. Know how to be grateful, and you will find everything around you is so beautiful. .

16, when I feel unlucky, I will think: this is my bad luck, and after that, the rest is good luck!

17, what do the poor lack: superficial lack of funds, essence lack of ambition, brain lack of ideas, insufficient understanding of opportunities, lack of courage in bones, lack of action in change, and lack of perseverance in career.

18, only take care of yourself, without taking care of others, the road of the world will get narrower and narrower. Learn to take care of others, and the road of the world will get wider and wider.

19, if you want to win, you must not be afraid of losing. Not afraid of losing, the result may not necessarily win. But if you are afraid of losing, the result must be losing.

20. You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

Inspirational words for women.

1, there are many such miracles in life. Things that seem more difficult than going to heaven can sometimes be done easily. The difference lies in extraordinary beliefs.

2. The road to success is paved with goals. Big goals are more useful than no goals, and small goals are more useful than big goals. If you don't work hard now, you will work hard in the future.

People live to solve difficulties. This is the meaning of life and the content of life. Escape is not the way, but often the best way to solve the problem.

4. Bowing your head is an ability. It's not inferiority or cowardice. This is a sober change. Sometimes, if we lower our heads a little, or our life path will be more exciting.

5. People can't let themselves eat too much. When they are hungry, they want to compete with others, so I often tell myself that I can't let myself eat too much, so I must go out and compete.

6. When the sky falls, a tall man will help you carry it, but can you guarantee that the tall man will not bend over when the sky falls? After that, you're on your own!

7. Life needs some amorous feelings. That is, our souls always need a little historical greeting, some poetic touch and some natural comfort.

8. Only when a person has self-esteem can he clearly lead himself to the right path. Therefore, people should always maintain their dignity.

9. In my life, I have experienced all kinds of ups and downs and gains, and my thoughts have really matured. I no longer face the problem naively, but think calmly.

10, people are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a good heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

1 1. Life is like climbing a mountain, but finding the way across the mountain is a learning process. In this process, we should learn to be sure and calm, and learn how to find vitality from panic.

12, life is like a glass of boiled water, ups and downs are up to you. Cry for a second, laugh for a second, worry for a second, and be happy for a second. Cherish the present and create a better future by yourself!

13, if you wait, the breeze will come. Waiting may be a gust of wind, waiting may be an opportunity, waiting may be a person, but after all, you have to wait, and the wind will not come.

14, what's the use of being young when you don't travel, take risks or fall in love, but you haven't tried life. You just hang up QQ every day, brush Weibo, visit Taobao and do what you can every year?

15, learn to bear first, and then learn to participate. It takes experience and sureness to bear, and courage and passion to participate. Life is slowly running in with enthusiasm and dullness.

16, details determine success or failure, and win the future with your heart.

17, you can't move forward without gas. If you are too angry, you may have a flat tire.

18, commitment to fate, responsibility for commitment.

19, turn sweat into pearls and turn dreams into reality!

20. Grasping the present is to create the future.

Letters from men to women.

Letters from men to women.

1, women must remember that the husband's mouth is out, and the painful husband is convinced. Husband is used for pain. Don't always think about treating your husband, and don't discuss how bad your husband is when you are with other women.

Love is like quicksand, and men can't catch it. A woman should never try to catch a man, who is far from being safe with his heart. A person lives not only for money, but also for face.

You can't change him, you can influence him. Human nature is lazy and not very clean. You can't always let him do this and that when he gets home. I'll give it to you a little bit east and a little bit west. Letting him do the smallest thing will distract men from working outside and increase their ideological pressure.

4, husband and wife are United and work together. A woman should never ask what will happen next. A man keeps something in his heart, which is his strategy and his work strategy. I don't need to tell you to realize it. You can feel it with your heart, but don't bother to understand it. Never ask anything in front of men, because you think you are the most beautiful.

According to the research of scientists, a man who looks at beautiful women for more than two hours every day can prolong his life span by more than ten years. For the sake of my health, don't be so disgusted with me looking around. Do you want me to die before you? However, I promise: you are the parent and I am the deputy parent. When you go out to see a beautiful woman, you must first look at your face.

6, men have many shortcomings, such as dirty, lazy, greedy, lewd, overbearing and so on. I have the same problem. But not what you women think.

7. Women should not take doubt as their own judgment. Some things are not what you think. Judging your man with imaginary plots is a heavy blow to men and a kind of unconfidence to you.

8. Women should not complain about their men, let alone scold their men. Men who complain about themselves are more dissatisfied, and men who scold themselves are more indifferent to right and wrong. The role of force is mutual, and men who often scold themselves will get the opposite force.

9. Women should never think that giving themselves to men means that men will love themselves and ask men to marry you. It's a big mistake to say that I want to marry you just because I have sex with you. If according to your analysis, your first man is the man who should really marry you, why don't you hold on to him?

10, women must pay attention to, love a man must first love his parents, without his parents, where can you fall in love with him? How did he show up for you to love? Don't compare the attitudes of in-laws with those of parents.

1 1. A woman should not be a hedgehog under any circumstances. If women often make hedgehogs, men will not approach you actively. Hedgehog and puppy can't fall in love, just as fire and grass can't be together.

12. Don't leave home when he gets home. What he wants to see most when he comes home is you and what he wants to hear most is your voice. He wants to communicate with you and doesn't want to listen to your nagging.

13, I am dirty. I came back from playing the ball and sweated, and I wanted to kiss you when I held you. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Because I haven't seen you for a while, I miss you very much. It's not that I'm unsanitary

14, especially dislike washing clothes. I don't know how to wash socks for a few days. But when you pack my smelly socks for me, I just want to hug you from behind and kiss you hard. You can help me clean my smelly socks, which shows that you already love me very much. Since you love me so much, can I not love you? Kissing you is a way for me to express my love. I'm happy about it. Because washing clothes and doing housework is especially beautiful, you know?

15. Why don't I want to do housework? Another reason is that we don't want our future son to see his father do laundry and cook all day like a woman. That will affect our son, and he will become sissy and unmanly in the future. To show that I really love you, I took on all the housework before my son was born and grew up.

16, I'm a little horny, too. Walking out on the street, I always like to look around at all kinds of beautiful women on the road. In fact, I am comparing them with you, and I find that no one is more beautiful than you in my heart. In fact, I also hope that my woman has a figure of 90, 60, 89, and a devil figure. But I found that women in their 90 s, 60 s and 89 s make me feel that they are too professional (chickens) and make me sick. I think your bucket waist looks more comfortable.

For all women.

Ask yourself, have you played the following roles? Do you feel comfortable and relaxed between different roles?

1. Daughter-mother's intimate little cotton-padded jacket

2. Wife-The wife is a good person and the husband is a bad person.

Daughter-in-law-the most difficult role in the world, but she has to play it.

4. Only mother is good in the world.

5. Professional women-out of the hall, into the kitchen, white (collar) bone (dry) fine (English)

6. There are also-sisters, confidants, confidants, bosses or leaders. .....

Many women feel that life is unhappy and imperfect, mainly because these roles are not well played.

Please remember all your roles in life, don't just focus on or stay in one or two roles.

To be a complete woman is not a so-called strong woman, we should be a strong woman, a woman with a strong inner world and good self-cultivation inside and outside. Everyone loves this kind of woman and will never be eclipsed by the passage of time.