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Brother Hu, tell me.
Second, the best friendship I have ever experienced is not how passionate and passionate I am, but that you have always been there, silently and never giving up.
Third, a brother is the first person to stand up and take it out for you when you are bullied and scared to pee your pants.
Fourth, a brother never tells you when he is wronged, but he is the first to refuse when you are wronged.
When it comes to fame, honor, happiness and wealth, if compared with friendship, they are all dust.
6. A brother is someone who usually scolds you and claims that seeing you is annoying, but when you are upset, he can accompany you to drink beer until dawn.
A true friend hurts you in front of you and defends you desperately in front of outsiders.
Eight, many years later, several old brothers sat together and talked about frivolous words and things. How beautiful.
The so-called best friend is the person who will give you your only doughnut when you are most hungry.
10. A brother is the one who sticks up his middle finger at you when he is fine, leans back and forth, and says you are an idiot, but he is the first person to jump out to help you when something happens.
She is perfect in front of you, and I am exposed in front of you.
1, maybe a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.
If I meet you again in my next life, I must avoid you.
Dad, he will always be the person who loves you the most in this world.
4. Why didn't you tell me that you still have me in your heart? Do you know that I have liked you since we broke up?
You can tolerate your partner's temper, why can't you tolerate your parents' temper?
6. Why do you deny our future with a test paper?
7. Your name has become a spell in my life.
8. In this world, every minute you are sad, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.
9. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
10, it is better to miss it than to meet each other; It's better not to see you for a long time
1 1, I'm not strong enough, so everyone wants me to cheer up when I collapse.
12. The greatest luck in life is knowing you, and the greatest misfortune is not having you.
13, she is perfect in front of you, and I am exposed in front of you.
14, cold weather. There is a warm way for you to hold me.
15, please pull over if you have any comments.
16, I wonder if someone will tell me about the stupid things we did when we were young and frivolous when I was old.
17, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.
18, I've been thinking about it for countless moments. I wish you were here. As a result, I survived all these moments alone.
In front of the person who loves you, you will always be just a child.
First, we have enjoyed great benefits from other people's inventions, and we should also be glad to have the opportunity to serve others with any of our inventions.
Second, people who love to laugh are not too unlucky.
Third, take your time. Who doesn't like to climb mountains?
Fourth, it is good to cry. Crying is a symbol of beginning to heal.
I hope that one day, we can become strangers again, and I will get to know you again and see how I kill you.
Sixth, first love is puppy love in the eyes of adults, and we think it is true love.
Seven, learn to be rude, go when you should go, and stay when you should stay. Learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live a good life. Learn to be patient, shut up when it is time to shut up, and be silent when it is time to be silent. Learn to be content, and the so-called contented people are always happy. Learn to forget, the memory is gone, and move on with your present life. Learn to give up, let go, don't drag your feet. Learn to be happier than before, and smile even if you are sad.
Eight, actually people are very cheap. People who love you and spoil you are not rare, and those who are indifferent to you are chasing after you. Finally, I was black and blue.
Conscience is a triangle in my heart. If you don't do bad things, it will stay still; If you do something bad, it will turn, and every corner will sting me; Insist on doing bad things, and every corner will be smooth and won't feel pain.
Ten, belong to me, I'm afraid I gave it to you, you are not stable.
Eleven, even if you are angry, you will pretend to be calm; Even if you are unhappy, you will try to smile; Even if you are sad, it is only a secret; Even if I care, I won't explain too much. This is me now.
Twelve, you think the world is a hell, it is a hell; If you think the world is heaven, it is heaven; If you think you are unfortunate, then you are an unfortunate person; If you think you are happy, you are a happy person; People's consciousness often decides everything. Understand, beggars will be happy. If you don't understand it, God will kill himself.
Thirteen, when a person feels very satisfied, not bored, not tired, not wanting, and can feel at ease, happiness is among them; When a person feels full, plays well, sleeps well and doesn't care, happiness is among them.
Fourteen, the lethality of misfortune to a person depends on two factors, one is the degree of misfortune, and the other is the tolerance for misfortune. Among them, the latter is more critical. Therefore, the ancient Greek philosopher said: it is the greatest misfortune to be unable to bear misfortune. Suffering misfortune is a kind of ability, which comes from a strong will, but also a kind of consciousness, from the dignity of being a man, from the wisdom of keeping a distance from external encounters and the belief of transcending secular encounters. week
Fifteen, people who are willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times are the ones who really love you. They love you and are willing to entangle with you and your baggage to the end, so that each other's wounds can be healed.
Sixteen, if it is deep, it should be shallow, and the long road should be wasted. The world should be truly felt, and the painful wound should be gently rubbed.
I am the girl, your ex-girlfriend will hate me, your mother will like me, and you will never want to leave me.
18. Anxiety is a waste of time. It won't change anything. It can only disturb your mind and steal your happiness.
Nineteen, some songs are hard to hear, because the lyrics coincide with the previous situation. There are some things I don't want to say, because it reminds me of the past. Some roads are unwilling to take, because it is inevitable to encounter the past again. Experience, not endless, north and south, but, words to the mouth, finally silent. The story that really entered my deepest heart is beyond words. A sunny day that I can't go back. Now I look at the clouds alone and don't talk about the past.
Twenty, people who are not good at expressing themselves are really bitter, paying a lot and using their feelings deeply, but no one says hello.
For some people, having a circle of friends is enough.
The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.
Twenty-three, people who look happy may have unspeakable pains in their hearts; People who smile often may have silent tears in their hearts.
Tomorrow is the fastest growing land in the world, because it is full of hope.
Twenty-five, those who didn't have an umbrella walked beside the umbrella. No matter how close they get, they can't escape the rain, but become wetter. It's best to stay away, even without an umbrella, there are times when the rain clears. Even if it is not close, you can have your own sunshine world.
Twenty-six, just be quiet, why bother.
Twenty-seven, people have three things: they can hold their breath, they can bend over and they can look up.
28. The most terrible thing about distance is that you are not sure whether the other person will miss you or forget you.
In front of the person who loves you, you will always be just a child.
Life is an impromptu performance. There are no dreams that cannot be realized, only those who don't wake up early.
There is nothing wrong with loneliness. What makes loneliness worse is your worry and fear.
Sentences suitable for good brothers are domineering and free and easy (6 1)
First, after breaking up, I shook my head smartly and my wig was thrown out.
Second, whether it is affection, love or friendship, you should get along with others to a certain extent. Only our parents and relatives in this world really don't care what they pay in return, so we should always remember the gifts from our parents and become parents in the future to understand their difficulties. Some lives are beautiful.
As long as you are my friend, I will always stand by your side, even if it is heinous.
4. My dream life is to play the piano and sing quietly every day, grow a lot of flowers and vegetables by myself, eat a light and healthy diet every day, travel to places I want to take pictures by car, hold training classes to support myself, help the poor, have relatives and friends around me, and live a simple and happy life ~
5. Call my partner in the early morning, and his girlfriend said why she was looking for my husband;
The best friend is probably the one who knows all your shortcomings but still tolerates you.
Friendship is a pistachio. When a friend is happy, it is a blessing to him. Friendship is a pill to relieve anger. Give a friend timely comfort when he is sad and painful. Friendship is a sober agent. When a friend goes astray, it will lead him astray.
Eight, when walking, I am most afraid of meeting a silent dog, and making friends is most afraid of meeting a good friend who will play with you when you are not paying attention.
Sometimes the relationship between friends will become so far away that I would rather be a stranger and contact again.
I am a very nostalgic person, and I was in my early twenties before I knew it. Anyway, I have lived a fifth of my life. With the all-round protection of my parents and the company of my loving friends, I have a good life. I am a social phobia, and I don't have so many friends who don't want to be exposed to new things too much. I am too sensitive to know that you are alienating me, so I don't want to get any closer. I have never taken the initiative to be modest/my mind is confused.
1 1. It is still important to feel a little higher in emotional intelligence. Roommates and boyfriends quarreled because boyfriends went out to eat and watch movies with girls alone many times. My roommate couldn't bear to say that he would be hacked directly next time. As a result, his boyfriend replied that it is ok to take two girls to see it next time. My roommate's boyfriend is a schoolmaster, the kind who directly studies for a master's degree, which suddenly broke my fantasy of all schoolmasters.
12. I once told my friends that when I grow up, I can proudly tell others that I grew up reading Jing M.Guo's books. Now I am watching your book being made into a movie. I don't know when I will become a character in your book. I don't know how many teenagers I want to pursue.
Thirteen, a friend is like an umbrella, whether it is sunny or rainy, it will always accompany you!
Fourteen, entrepreneurship is a road of no return, insisting on success will become a story, failure will become a joke! Do it with your heart, and the stage is as big as your heart! Good morning, friends!
Fifteen, a video of a sister paper and her boyfriend in the bedroom, I am going to take a shower and change clothes, so let her cover the camera. When I changed my clothes and turned around, Nima found that she covered her boyfriend's eyes on the screen! I'm innocent! Then ... Then, her boyfriend became my boyfriend, and it was my D cup!
Sixteen, friends are like fish in the water, deep-water fish and shallow-water fish will never walk together; The poor and the rich, the officials and the people, the grassroots and the powerful can't be true friends, because they have different perceptions of life, and the most important thing is that they have different hearts about the world and nature. Even the rich and the rich, officials and officials, dignitaries and dignitaries will not become true friends.
17. I want to find a boyfriend for the New Year. Do you have any suitable recommendations?
On our wedding day, we went to the bathroom, only to find that you were having an affair with my friend.
Nineteen, friends often say: "Your position is good and relaxed. What are you tired of? " I replied: "Tiredness is sometimes manifested not only in physical exhaustion, but also in mind, body and mind." The exhaustion of body, mind and mind far exceeds the exhaustion of body; The situation of intrigue and intrigue in the workplace is exhausting. The thoughts of homesickness, homesickness and missing relatives are miserable.
Twenty, my respected teacher, my success is your support, say "thank you" in a thousand words-you are my forever teacher and friend!
Twenty-one, "She gave her friend an apple for her birthday yesterday, which is not bad" and "I want to be straight"
Twenty-two, should I grow up? Facing the separation of friends and the alienation of lovers, yes, you can't cry when you leave, and you can't entangle when you leave.
I hate going out with my classmates. As a result, the classmate invited her friend. Where are they talking and laughing? I was left out in the cold.
We have learned so much in this life journey that we have lost some friends.
Twenty-five, probably because you can't keep it yourself, so you worship him as a radiant person.
Twenty-six, you are modest and polite in front of people, why are you a bitch in secret? I won't flatter you, but I really treat you as a friend.
Twenty-seven, maybe everyone is blind and unconscious when they are stuck in the mud.
28. I asked my friend, what's it like to change from a boyfriend to a boyfriend? My friend replied solemnly: nothing, just upgrading from an ordinary member to a VIp, enjoying more services and privileges, but also paying more fees.
29. I stayed in Beijing for nearly two years without knowing it. In winter, the smog is too serious and life mobility is too great. I didn't form a circle of friends here. I plan to move next year. My parents have no problem with my decision ~ I may go to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and people will change in a new environment.
Thirty, a wise man always keeps his mouth in his heart; Stupid people put their hearts in their throats instead.
Thirty-one, how endless the night is, don't forget that I am an eternal flame around you, igniting every hope in your heart and dancing and jumping for you all my life.
Thirty-two, girlfriend's good appetite is really a distressing thing. Every time I ask her if she wants a big meal, she makes an Ok gesture. I can't tell whether it's ok or 3 bowls …
Thirty-three, it's almost Valentine's Day. On the way to work, a rose seller stopped me and asked, "handsome boy, do you buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, I just don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers does it take to get a new girlfriend? Nothing, not bad money! " Then the boss silently took the flowers back …
Love can make people cry, but friendship exists to help people dry their tears.
Thirty-five, is there a person who is cinnabar in your heart? You can't forget it.
36. From the first moment I saw your girlfriend, I made up my mind to take care of your brother!
37. My best friend will betray me, my best friend will leave me, my friend will stab me in the back, and God will suddenly leave me.
Thirty-eight, hey, be cruel, bear it or get out.
Thirty-nine, I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
When you feel neglected by your friends, don't be sad. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
Forty-one, everyone has such a complex in his bones: he wants to have a blue confidante or a red confidante, neither a husband nor a wife, nor a lover, but a person who lives in your spiritual field and can speak his mind, but only warms his heart but can't warm his body. When you are hurt, you will think of him/her for the first time. It is your inner diary and the longest secret in your life.
Forty-two, I like it for four years, and today I happen to be together for two months, skipping friends directly from male girlfriends to lovers who know that we have a crush on each other for many years.
43. Can my friend promise me one request, that is, don't leave? In that case, I'd rather have no friends.
44. Friendship is the most sacred thing in spirit. It will not only take root and sprout in the same sex, but also blossom and bear fruit in the opposite sex.
Forty-five Loyalty is only because there are not enough chips for betrayal.
Forty-six, people are happy on weekends; Sleeping late can get rid of troubles; Strolling around the street makes you comfortable; Meet with friends, affectionate; Frequent contact and happy transmission; Best wishes for your happiness.
47. Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.
Forty-eight, there are many disturbances in the world, and family ties are indispensable. I changed my number today and immediately reported my friend. The old number has been invalidated, and the new number has appeared. Keep in touch at any time, and don't forget your friends. As long as friendship exists, nothing can stop it. I wish you good health and all the best!
Before I have no boyfriend, I swear that even if I forget everything in the world, I will never forget to show a loving play to a group of people in front of me.
Liquor is my best friend, and loneliness is my true confidant.
Fifty-one, no matter to friends or relatives, you don't need rhetoric, just be true! You don't need a vow of eternal love, just do it; There is no need to blame each other, just understand each other; There is no need to be suspicious of each other, just trust each other; You don't need to be angry all day, just know how to be tolerant; You don't need to be with me all the time, just have you in your heart; You don't need to be vigorous, just go to the end; You don't need to be rich or expensive, just be safe!
Fifty-two, my girlfriend and I take the bus. There were many people at that time, so I stood with my girlfriend. She got bored and started playing with me. She pinched my arm several times, and I was not to be outdone, so I pinched her leg hard. But no matter how I squeezed it, she didn't respond. Just as I was wondering, a young man at the back said to me, "Brother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have stolen your mobile phone. I'll pay you back. You are really cruel! "
Fifty-three, boys dare not confess, you don't know why, then I will tell you that once confession fails. You may never be friends ~ ~
Fifty-four, girl, don't look for a handsome boy as a boyfriend. Isn't Tang Priest bad enough? But those who chase people are goblins. Which one are you, girl?
55. Dear, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hold you with my hands, I always miss you in my heart, I hold you in my dreams, and I will rely on you all my life, and I will never wronged you.
56. In the evening, my dad brought a bunch of special products from friends, and he was busy greeting me. Please take some with you. I said I had to bring a lot of heavy things, and told me to eat everything quickly, otherwise I was afraid I would be unhappy if I didn't eat. I'm not a child anymore. I don't care about these little things. ...
Fifty-seven, how unimportant I am in front of others. All I know is that my eyes were dim when I was alone. I hate being too bitter, but it's really hard to be hurt by my friends so unintentionally. Although maybe I hurt others unintentionally.
58. Yesterday, my circle of friends was screened by the Sichuan earthquake. I woke up this morning and saw the Xinjiang earthquake again. I greeted my friends in Xinjiang and they said everything was fine. That's good. I want to sleep again.
Fifty-nine, I ate a hot pot buffet, and my friend was greedy. After eating, there were a lot of hot dishes left. The boss pointed to the sign: 500 grams left at the bottom of the pot, plus 15 yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you 5 yuan after eating!
Sixty, how difficult it is to rejuvenate the country. Come on, China. Domestic troubles and foreign invasion, the Chinese nation must be revived. Watch TV at home and borrow pictures from friends. Beijing is so beautiful.
6 1. People taking selfies are their own business. You have to talk about people's vitality. You're not her closest friend. Are you really going to help others? Confucius taught Yan Hui that even if he was right, he was wrong. If he is wrong, he will lose his crown. If he is right, others will lose their lives. What is the difference between your future and your life?
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