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How to have a circle of friends?

1. Get rich overnight.

2. From then on, there is weakness and armor.

3. Hold someone else's husband in your arms ...

4. Hello goddess, please take care of me all my life.

5. A tadpole becomes a frog, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg. If you want to ask for a surprise, you even brought it.

6. Produced by Liu, the product 1.0 was officially released on: X years, X months, X days, X hours and X minutes. Version female, weighing X Jin, X beam, mother and child are safe. Thank you for your concern.

7. I was poor and happy overnight.

8. Report, report, a big wave of children is approaching our mountain!

9. Thank you for your patronage, my little monster. Dad will always be your big tree!

10. There is another girl at home, and the mother and child are safe!

1 1. There is a great mother in the world, thanks to my wife.

12. My handsome boy is finally born ~ Mother and child are safe ~

13. Congratulations to Shanxin mother and son for peace, health and happiness!

14. Forget it, it's a bit incoherent, just one sentence: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Great mother, great child.

15. Mother and child are safe! 7 kg 3 Liang boy! ! Honey, you have worked hard! ! !

16. Since then, a weakness has emerged. Baby, welcome to this world.

17. Mother and child are safe! Dear, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome the baby to our world.

18. Thanks to my daughter-in-law, who gave birth to a little princess on 20th 12: 38, weighing 6.3kg. Mother and daughter are safe, good news! I became a father.