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I finally learned to smile and shake my head and refuse what I like.

1. I finally learned to smile and shake my head and refuse what I like.

I am most afraid that when we meet many years later, it will become a sad pleasantry.

Disappointment is as painful as expectation.

I'm still so worthless, and I pay attention to your news everywhere.

You think my heart is iron, but it's actually glass.

6. Bite by bite, your girlfriend disappears when she really needs you.

7. Many things haven't come for a long time, and many people will suddenly leave.

8. My noisy temper was finally polished into this lonely look.

He took his wife to the funeral and found that she had never been married.

10. Time and freshness prove how fragile our relationship is.

1 1. You should be grateful for betrayal. It teaches you not to be kind.

12. Life is like a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way, and it is difficult for someone to accompany you from beginning to end.

13. Don't lie, I can't forgive every time.

14. If I could start over, I would choose not to know many people.

15. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, and it is so true and profound.

16. The most terrible thing about growing up is that you may become the kind of person you once despised the most.

17. The probability of getting back together is 82%, but the probability of getting back together is only 3%, and the remaining 97% will break up again.

18. You are so mature and sensible that no one should love you.

19. We are in the same city, but we have never met.

20. No photos, no status, when it's quiet, no one patronizes at all.

2 1. The saddest thing is that when I meet someone special, I realize that I can never be together and I have to let it go sooner or later.

22. Almost all love begins with how you are, sublimates from how you are good or bad, begins with how you fall in love, ends with how you are, and forgets how you are.

23. I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress someone, but I only touched myself.

24. Don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you, because you are not the most important person in his heart.

25. Are initiative people too humble to be cherished?

26. I can cover my eyes, but I can't cover my tears; I can hide my heart, but I can't hide my pain.

27. The temperature of tears is 530℃, just because the outside is too cold, it will drop to 53℃.

28. Who knows the feeling that Daoguang dare not add information?

29. All the sobs finally converge into one sentence.

After you left, I finally learned to say goodbye.

She waved her hand gently and disappeared into the white fog. This time, we finally had a good farewell.

For a long time, I hated Lao Huang.

Lao Huang is my aunt and lives next door to my house. She likes to talk loudly, very loudly. When she laughed, she looked as if she had run over an excavator and blew several walls to dust.

So many times, she is more like living in my ear, talking to people when someone is around, and hanging her voice on the radio with the Flower Drum Opera when no one is around, so one person can perform the effect of an Indian song and dance blockbuster.

This is opposite my home.

The atmosphere in my home is always very depressed. A family of three can sit in one room without saying a word a day. However, in this endless and suffocating silence of the deep sea, it happened that there was an unstoppable excitement. Lao Huang next door is singing "Chopping firewood with bangs" again.

One person is divided into two corners. For an instant, he was still a simple and honest Liu. The next moment, his voice changed, and Hu Jie's son went back and forth.

This affectionate singing, coupled with the picture of my parents' grim faces and cold war spirit, makes people feel embarrassed to pat their heads on this damn life.

I can't change my parents or my life. I have to vent all my frustrations on Lao Huang. See her, eyebrows are not eyebrows, eyes are not eyes. I know this anger is unreasonable.

But what can I do? I'm desperate, too

Lao Huang doesn't care about my obvious refusal. She has only two sons, like monkeys. She flies over the eaves all day and sees no one. She dreams of having a sweet little cotton-padded jacket.

When I was a child, I was born grumpy and headstrong, covered in barbs, which was very bad. The distance from the small cotton-padded jacket is really as far as 108,000 miles.

But Lao Huang doesn't think that she insists that my gloom is tranquility, coldness is atmosphere, and violence is righteousness. She walked by, tugged at her ears, rubbed her hair, pinched her face, and wanted to recruit me at any time.

When doing these actions, Lao Huang's favorite sentence is: Come to my house to eat delicious food!

I'm a little hesitant about Lao Huang's invitation.

I don't like Lao Huang, but I have been greedy for her cooking for a long time.

In countless silent dinners, most of the time, I ate by the aroma coming from the partition wall.

Sometimes soft glutinous garlic is stewed in eggplant pot; Sometimes it's soy sauce in tea-oil chicken with ginger slices; Sometimes it's just a simple bowl of sliced pork soup with green bamboo shoots and a few shrimps sprinkled on it, which gives a strong fragrance.

But the most stinky thing is the pot-stewed vegetables.

Lao Huang has a jar of secret brine that has been handed down for three generations. Dried bean curd, lotus root slices, pork belly and braised eggs marinated with it, even if they smell the fragrance, people with bad appetite can't walk away. More importantly, I am a real glutton.

So one night, when Lao Huang held me in his arms from behind, he smiled and invited me. I don't know how many times I cooked pot-stewed dishes today. Why don't you go to my house for dinner? I was always in front of the id at that time. The hypocrite struggled feebly and finally chose to play dead.

All right. I deliberately kept a hostage posture and pretended to refuse to fail.

Lao Huang led me to the table and sat down. There is already an equilateral triangle, and three pairs of father and son are eyeing each other with chopsticks.

I saw Lao Huang roll up his sleeves and began to fish for marinated eggs from the pot, one, two, three, and soon the sea bowls were piled up. Big brother was surprised: Lao Huang, this day has passed like this? !

But! Lao Huang waved domineering, accidentally shook the spoon, and a marinated egg rolled down the edge of the table.

Before I could make a sound, I saw a flower in front of me. The second brother quickly turned over, holding a spoon in one hand and firmly catching the braised eggs in the air.

All right! My uncle, who had been silent, suddenly let out a cry, put down his chopsticks and stood up and applauded. Brother, Lao Huang followed me, and I was still held hostage by Lao Huang's eyes. Somehow, I clapped my hands.

In this way, my first meal at Lao Huang's house began with unknown applause. This nonsense table culture has existed for a long time, and it will always exist on the table of Lao Huang's family for many years. At that time, I was already a frequent visitor to Lao Huang's house. I came uninvited and usurped the role of master.

I learned from my eldest brother to call her Lao Huang, and I snatched all the dishes from the table in the contest of strength and speed again and again.

I also gradually understand that the original family in this world can be like this. Full of laughter and energy. Between people, there are so many seemingly insignificant things that can never be said.

If only I were a member of this family. Often, I think so.

Lao Huang really loves my daughter.

As I said before, I am a very unpleasant child. Even my mother will show unreasonable disappointment when she sees that I am indifferent to all kinds of beautiful clothes she bought, but she can hide in the utility room and secretly dismantle the generator at home all afternoon.

But Lao Huang is different.

Because of the movie "God of Gambling" series, I suddenly fell in love with flying card stunts. Under the bitter gourd rack set up in Lao Huang's yard, I cut each bitter gourd with playing cards.

After Lao Huang found out, he not only didn't blame me, but suggested using loofah to train better.

A summer passed, and the old yellow loofah granules failed to be harvested. As for me, I really studied the stunt of playing cards flying five meters away and cutting off the whole forearm loofah.

The next summer, Lao Huang helped me make a slingshot that can shoot birds.

Another year, Lao Huang tricked my mother into covering for me and went to a temple where I studied martial arts all summer. Although I actually helped the monk grow carrots for a month, I really thought that I could get up early every day and March in the desert.

Many years later, in a city far from home, my eldest brother and I met briefly.

I was eight months pregnant at this time. The edges and corners of childhood slowly faded, and occasionally a little so-called maternal warmth flashed in my eyes. When you go down the steps, you will gently protect your stomach with your hands.

In the warm yellow light of the restaurant, my eldest brother looked at me and suddenly felt: I didn't expect you to have such a day. You really looked like a little bastard when you were a child.

I raise my glass: thanks to Lao Huang.

Yes, eldest brother sighed lightly. How happy Lao Huang would be if he saw you now.

We were silent for a while, touched our glasses and pretended not to see each other's suddenly red eyes.

At that time, Lao Huang had left for ten years.

Lao Huang died without warning.

This is an ordinary night. She teased her neighbor's cat for a while, recruited her second brother's dog for a while, and sang "Female Xu" in the shower, with a loud voice and as happy as ever. Then, covered with wet hair, she knocked on my bedroom door and brought a plate of braised eggs that were still steaming.

As always, my home is the scene after the tsunami.

I was lying in bed sulking, across the quilt, impatient, and even turned the plate of braised eggs away maliciously, accompanied by Lao Huang's nagging.

Ok, I'll take it. Don't cry and regret, you won't be able to eat tomorrow. Lao Huang is always cheerful.

I snorted: if you can't eat, you can't eat. Will you die if you don't eat?

What I didn't say was that I can't eat it tomorrow, and I can't eat it the day after tomorrow. The day after tomorrow, there will be many tomorrows.

Old Huang's marinated eggs are not a rare thing for me. If I want it, it will appear at my fingertips.

It has always been like this, and it will always be like this. I thought the same thing.

No one expected that in the middle of the night, Lao Huang had a sudden cerebral hemorrhage and was admitted to the hospital urgently.

My grandfather used to have this disease. When the doctor announced that he could directly prepare for the funeral, he woke up and lived for another 20 years. And Lao Huang is still so young, just after his 40th birthday, and his body has been very strong. Almost everyone believes that miracles will happen again.

But fate didn't care for us this time.

Lao Huang didn't even wait until the next day's sun, and he left this world forever.

This day is also a long summer. The best meeting in my life happened in summer. The most regrettable farewell in my life also happened in summer.

No, there is no farewell at all. In this world, the last sentence I left to Lao Huang turned out to be whether I would die if I didn't eat it.

Two years after Lao Huang left, I often dreamed that she was still alive. In a corner of the mountain, under the turbulent waves of the rivers and seas, in the abyss of the canyon, in all the ferocious claustrophobic places in the world, I looked at me sadly and said, why haven't you come to me? If you don't come, I will really die.

I woke up from my dream and stared at the ceiling, knowing that it was just my own obsession, knowing that my subconscious didn't want to believe Lao Huang's departure, knowing that I was attached to the warmth she gave me, knowing that I couldn't accept life without her, and knowing that I wanted to go back to my home that was suffocating like the deep sea.

It was not until many years later that I had a small family of my own that I gradually bid farewell to my childhood nightmare and stopped thinking about Lao Huang for a long time.

That night, Lao Huang suddenly appeared in my dream again. She sat in front of me and cut the marinated eggs with a small knife, cutting and cutting. Suddenly she threw the knife, smiled at me and said, here you are, I'm leaving.

Old Huang waved gently and disappeared into the white fog.

This time, we finally had a good farewell.

In a meaningful way, I finally learned to be quiet.

1. On the main road of a big city, a snail crawled slowly on the expressway. A man drove past him in a car driver and said contemptuously to the snail, I want to laugh when I see your speed! Three hours later, the snail proudly climbed over the car of the man just now and said contemptuously, I want to laugh when I see you stuck here! I passed the traffic lights first! After that, the snail whistled and crawled forward slowly.

Second, from now on, I am alone, guarding my loneliness, unloading all the burdens, stumbling forward and looking forward to the next happy reincarnation.

After all, I can't catch up with that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

Fourth, sometimes when I want to talk to someone, I just look through the phone book in my mobile phone again and again, but I don't know who I can text or call, and finally I press Clear. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: Fuck you!

A) Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

6. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

7. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

Eight, love is not a race, not an exam, and it is useless to try your best.

Nine, every time you receive the lucky money, pretend to be embarrassed to push it around. In fact, you are afraid that it will really be pushed away.

I didn't know him at first, but I didn't know him at last.

An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding.

12. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know that every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

Thirteen, insomnia, silence, crying, laughing, making trouble, I finally learned to be quiet.

14. Buddha said: Persistence is the cycle of human suffering. Where is my insistence? Can you wait until you turn around and stare?

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops.

Sixteen, it is better to fight with a wise man than to say a word to someone.

17. An elephant asked the camel: Why do your breasts grow on your back? Camel said: stay away from death, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!

Eighteen, when screening resumes, I saw a resume of graduate students' award-winning experience: I won a bottle of Master Kong awards many times during my school days.

Nineteen, people always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't dig it out if I wanted to.

Chopin, if you pop up my sadness, I'll give you two dollars.

Twenty-two, when the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

Twenty-three, the figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

Twenty-four, I miss you so much that I can't eat. That's disgusting!

Twenty-five, no one is holding hands, so I just take a ride.

Twenty-six, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

Twenty-seven, the process of men loving women: love-fear-worry-leaving, the step of women loving men is: it doesn't matter-like-love-true feelings are hard to accept.

Learn to reject others and respect their rejection.

The road of life depends on yourself step by step. What can really protect you is your own personality choice and cultural choice. Then, in turn, what can really hurt you is the same, your own choice.

1. The person who wants to go to the wedding hall with me is the person I fell in love with when I was young.

2. Beautiful dreams, like beautiful poems, can be met but not sought, and often appear at the most unexpected moment.

3. It's just a walk together. Why should homesickness be longer than the journey?

4. When you are tired, close the curtains, turn off the mobile phone, turn off the alarm clock, take a deep breath, get into bed and go to sleep. Hard times always require more energy.

Life is full of ups and downs. You never know what will happen next, and you will never understand why fate should treat you like this. Only after experiencing various changes in life will we shed our original glitz and look at the world with a humble attitude.

6. You never worry that you are not worthy of a good person. You're just worried that you're not good enough for the person you like. -Liu Tong

7. The most persistent love in the world is to love a person with the purest heart and bear it with all the strength of life. If you have loved this in your life, even if you love summer flowers and only open Pinellia, you have no regrets.

8. Most fears are related to laziness, which I deeply agree with. We are often afraid of change, in fact, because we are too lazy to adapt to the new environment, too lazy to learn new knowledge, and too lazy to set foot in new fields. But if this is always the case, how can we mature ourselves? -Parker's The Road Few People Walk

9. In your life, if you hope that one day when you look back, every step you take forward, every step you take back, or every step you stop will become a poem, then you will take every step of your life in a down-to-earth manner. -Wang Han

10, "wish" means to hope that something will happen. "Faith" means believing that it will happen. Courage is making it happen.

1 1. I know that my mother must have a map of the world in her heart. There are no countries or cities on the map, only every step I have taken. I also know that every step I take is stepping on her mind.

12, a life without concentration is like seeing nothing with your eyes wide open. -Haruki Murakami

13, I think everyone exists for a reason. You convinced me that what happened to me didn't stop me from moving forward, but made me make up my mind. Thank you for letting me know that I can't give up easily on things I like, so I have to work harder and let others see my existence. I have been flying in the direction of others, and this time, I will fly in my direction.

14, many people's loss is contrary to their boyhood ambitions. I think I'm mature, I think I'm sophisticated, I think I'm smart, I used to be so naive, I finally see through it and want to wear it. As a result, we became the kind of people we hated most when we were children.

15, don't be complete with others, hate yourself, learn to reject others and respect their rejection.

16, when you need someone to accompany you and comfort you, you find that only your mobile phone can accompany you.

17, there is no need to invite too many people into life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only disturb your life and make it crowded.

18, the road of life, step by step on your own, what can really protect you is your own personality choice and cultural choice. Then, in turn, what can really hurt you is the same, your own choice.

19, people who heat quickly are also quick-frozen, and people who heat slowly are the longest.

20. Since you have chosen a distant place, you only care about the hardships. -Wang Guozhen