Funny classic sentences about Mother's Day

1. Only my mother is good in the world. Without the sky, there would be no land. Without you, there is no me. Thank you for everything.

Some people say that there is no eternal love in the world. I was wrong! Mother's love is eternal, and she is a star that never falls.

You sacrificed your slim figure and gave birth to such a lovely BB for me. Honey, you are really great.

Dear mom, you have worked hard to raise me, and you have more gray hair. I want to tell you that I love you, mom.

5. Motherly love is selfless and will accompany me all my life; Great love is boundless, giving me warmth; Infinite kindness, give me strength; Meaning is endless, stay with me!

6. Mom, Xiao Ping, how can I tell you all my love? I just want to call you from the heart: mom, I really thank you!

7. The mother of the child is usually a blessing for our father and son. Let our father and son run for a day today, and you will enjoy it.

Mom, I will send you a mobile phone this Mother's Day, so that you can receive my blessing message every day and make you feel happy every day.

9. Mom: Thank you for letting our family eat sumptuously, dress decently and have a good time. Let me say on behalf of the whole family, Happy Mother's Day!

10, five loves, four persistences, Theory of Three Represents, two musts ... and I only have one wish: I wish all mothers in the world health and happiness!

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12, eating salt all over the world is the best, and traveling all over the world is the closest. The only person in the world who can make me give my life is you, my mother. I will love you all my life!

13, I can never repay your love; Your silent support over the years has been my positive spiritual pillar. Mom, I love you.

14, urgent notice: Dear colleagues, in order to celebrate Mother's Day, the unit organizes everyone to watch movies, and each person is limited to two films. Please pick it up as soon as you receive the notice!

15, let's give our mother more love and care, even if it is a fan in hot summer; A sweater in the cold winter makes the mother feel the child's concern all the time.

16, Mom: You have worked hard for more than ten years! I hope to send my special greetings on this special day! I wish you good health and a long life! Always young! Happy every day!

17, not only on Mother's Day, we should pay special attention to our mothers. Every day in 365 days is Mother's Day. I hope mom can be happy every day, happy every day!

18, Mother's Day is here, mom, I wish you a happy holiday, and your happiness is my greatest happiness! Your happiness is my greatest happiness! May you be happy forever!

19, since the day I was born, you have given me everything. When Mother's Day comes, I want to say "Thank you, my dear mother".

20. Collect every wish, every hope and send you deep care. In this season, I send my sincere wishes to you. May happiness always be with you.

2 1, hit me, scold me, boss, it's up to you today. I promise I won't fight back, I will only give you a kiss. Mom, you have worked hard! Happy Mother's Day!

22. Dear, do you know what day it is today? Today is your holiday. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You!

23. Kiss my mother and wish you a good figure every year. There will be a lot of happiness every day tomorrow; I feel sunny and carefree like a baby every day.

24. The carnation in May has no graceful and gorgeous posture, no rich and fragrant taste, but a clear and faint appearance, just like the mother. Happy mother's day to mom!

25. If I am rich, you are the mother of the rich; If I am the president, you are the mother of the president; No matter how you go in the future, you are my favorite: mom!

26. Your mother's teaching makes you grow, your mother's care makes you cute now, and your mother's care makes you handsome. I decided to wish your mother a happy holiday today!

27. If I am rich, you are the mother of the rich. If I were the president, you would be the president's mother. No matter what my future life path is, I will always love you, mom!

I don't know how to cherish your kind words. Once you are not with me, I know how important you are to me. Mom, I hope you adults don't remember the villain, and be safe and happy every day.

29. My mother is too ordinary, my mother is too naughty and kind, and I am the one who pays the phone bill. Haha, mom is so nice! Happy mother's day to mom!

30, sincere heart, the mountain jellyfish is the closest; A wanderer cares about his mother outside, and the mother is not afraid of Xin for the sake of her children; There is no gold or silver, only my whole heart. Happy holidays to mom.

3 1, the sky is gray and wild. The hope this year is too slim. The days when Shuiwan Road has no money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Happy Mother's Day!

32. Mom is great, holidays are happy, messages are sincere, greetings are warm, blessings are happy, visits are happy and hugs are warm. Happy mother's day.

33. Mother's Day is here. I wish you good health in your later years. Eat well. Good luck and smooth completion. May everything go well with you, always feel comfortable, feel at ease every year, be happy every day and be childlike forever.

34, miss, a sky full of affection! Pray, in this beautiful season! Happiness, mother's selfless love! Wish: My dear mother is safe and healthy all her life, and happy Mother's Day!

35. Motherly love is like a beautiful flower. Bright and moving but not kitsch. It is colorful, but not artificial. Even if the wind blows and the rain blows, it will always be fragrant. Be grateful and bless your mother.

36. A word to the noble lady: Happy holidays. Today, I don't complain about not going shopping with you. Going home on holiday is really a happy lesbian, but I still have to stick to my post and be busy.

37. Mothers don't need too many sacrifices from their children, just a little heart. Modern mothers rarely ask crows to feed back, and lambs kneel to breastfeed. At best, they just want to comfort their families and hearts.

38, scold, always love; In nagging, there is always concern; When you are silent, you always hide your thoughts; Raise your hand and always expect your son to be safe; This is maternal love, Mother's Day, and I wish my mother health and safety!

I am like a bird. Every feather has your affectionate touch and earnest instruction, which makes me fly freely between heaven and earth outside. Your arms are like a big tree and will always be my warm home.

40. This short message adopts the aura of the essence of the sun and the moon, which brings together the blessings of the four seas, the longevity of the five mountains and the blessings of Guanyin. The mother who received this message on Mother's Day will be happy all her life!

4 1. Mother is a thick book full of love, affection, gratitude, memory and serial maternal love. Happy Mother's Day!

42. Great love is silent, and love is like a spring; Affection flows, and nectar moistens the heart; Maternal love is selfless, and love is infinite; Spring is hard to report, thanks are always in the letter. On mother's day, I wish my mother a smile!

43. Motherly love is like the sea. It seems too much to use this word to describe the greatness of maternal love. But no one should think that his mother is incompetent, because she devoted her life to a great event-raising you!

Mother's Day is coming. I will send you a bunch of carnations to express my friendship and wish your mother happiness and peace. I also thank her for giving birth to you. You are indispensable in my life. Happy holidays to you, too!

45, female, female, near. It is as vast as the Yangtze River. Gentle as a stream, trickling, extending love. A pair of small feet stand like a mountain, and a pair of rough hands hold up a sky.

46. I want to tell my friends that Mother's Day is coming and the mother at home is waiting for our children to come home for dinner. You know she is expecting you to fulfill her wish and go home to have dinner with her mother.

47. The festival in May, without fragrant carnations and gorgeous fireworks, is just plain, just like a mother who is exhausted day and night and has no complaints. Wish: Happy Mother's Day and eternal youth!

48. Let us men cheer for Women's Day: My shoulders may not be wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; My arm may not be strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Mother's Day!

After Mother's Day and before Children's Day, there is a World No Tobacco Day. Do you know why? This is to remind us that there are old people and young people in the world. For family health, stay away from cigarettes and live a happy life.

50, a love, two hands desperately, three spring care, four seasons care, five winters and six summers, seven nagging, eight persuasion, ninety-nine caring, extremely missing, a hundred years of maternal love, a thousand years of eternity! Happy Mother's Day!

5 1, no one knows me better than you, no one cares about me more than you, no one loves me more than you, no one knows me better than you. I always see you by candlelight. Happy holidays to my mother.

52. I have traveled all over Qian Shan, seen the ebb and flow of the tide, experienced ups and downs, tasted ups and downs, and always feel that your arms are the warmest! No matter how far I go, I will always be attached to my heart. Happy mother's day to mom!

53. Saying thank you can't express my gratitude to you; Gifts can't repay your kindness; The dedication of life and the transmission of happiness can only be remembered forever, mom, I love you!

54. My growth is a horizontal bar engraved on your forehead, my indulgence is a vertical bar engraved on your eyebrows, my happiness is a fishtail engraved on the corner of your eye, and my success is a dimple engraved on your lips. Mom, you have worked hard!

No matter how many brands of clothes you have, you will never forget the small floral clothes you sewed. In the hard years, you have woven life and hope with your dexterous hands. I will deeply remember this touch. Happy Mother's Day!

56. Silent thoughts are deep, silent blessings are the truest, silent thoughts are inseparable, and silent worries are always in my heart. Mother's day is coming, I silently wish my mother happy every day, always young and full of innocence!

57. There is a kind of love that is unrequited, a kind of love that is selfless, a kind of love that is dedicated to the old, and a kind of love that has no regrets. This is great maternal love. Mother's Day is coming, I wish all mothers in the world happiness, happiness and health!

58, send you two thousand gold, also can't return your affection; Sending you thousands of blessings can't repay your kindness. I sincerely hope you: Happy Mother's Day, happy every day; Mother's Day is healthy, and life is safe!

59, maternal love, is to persuade, is missing, is endless care; Motherly love is as soft as the wind, as deep as the sea and as cordial as the mountain; Flowers can wither, the sea becomes a mulberry field, and it's Mother's Day. I wish my dear mother health and happiness!

60 is the most beautiful face, accompany me to strive for success; Is the most beautiful smile, with my life to pursue dreams; Is the most beautiful blessing, accompany me to rush forward. Mother's Day is coming. May my dear mother be healthy and happy forever.

Sentences about Mother's Day

First, heaven, without maternal love; Naturally, there is no mother's love and tolerance; Sunshine is not as warm as maternal love; Clouds are not as white as maternal love; Flowers are not as brilliant as maternal love. Mom, happy holidays!

Second, you are a big tree. Spring depends on your fantasy, summer depends on your prosperity, autumn depends on your maturity, and winter depends on your meditation. Dear mom, thank you for everything and wish you a happy holiday!

Third, mother is the first relative in the world; Motherly love is the first love in the world.

Mom, I love you from the bottom of my heart. I am willing to give you my life, and I will accept as much as you want. It was like this at first, and it will never change now.

May your mother be happy: I always hope that happiness will surround you; Always hope that happiness will embrace you; Always look forward to health with you; I always expect to do more for you. Bless you, my dearest person, mom!

6. Everything else in the world is false and empty. Only the mother is real, eternal and immortal.

Seven, maternal love is like a faint candlelight, illuminating the dawn of our lives; Motherly love, like an invisible God, bless the happiness of our life; Motherly love is like a clear spring on the dry land, nourishing our thirsty bodies; Motherly love is like a lighthouse on the coast, guiding us forward.

8. Worried mother: All along, you have broken your heart for our father and son, and sometimes we are ungrateful. Now think about it, it is really: the wife is amazing, and we deserve to die. Wife, long live the baby.

Smooth the wrinkles on your forehead with my heart, and infect the white hair on your head with my feelings.

Mom, I want to tell you that I love you. Thank you for giving me life and making it valuable. Your wrinkles are my growing experience.

Eleven, think of mom, depression will turn into high mood; When I think of my mother, wasting time will become great pride; When I think of my mother, the wandering wanderer will sprout the desire to go home; Thinking of my mother, my wandering heart found a home.

12. Dear Mom, you have propped up a blue sky for me with solid arms; Now, I also want to use my increasingly plump wings to shelter you from the wind and rain. Mom, I love you forever! May the holidays fill your heart with happiness!

Thirteen, home is a warm harbor, and maternal love is a sweet boat. Whether you are engaged in the north or wandering in the south, whether you are busy or busy, whether you are playing or relaxing, I deeply miss the sincere wishes of Mother's Day and wish my mother a long and healthy life and smile every day.

14. May mom live a long and healthy life! Less fatigue, more happiness!

Fifteen, you guided me out of the first step and helped me find the way to the future. Thank you, mom!

Sixteen, hit me, scold me, boss me, this day depends on you. I promise I won't fight back, I'll only give you a kiss, mom. You have worked hard.

Mom: You have worked hard for more than ten years! I hope to send my special greetings on this special day! I wish you good health and a long life! Always young! Happy every day!

Eighteen, mom, life comes from you, and your tireless figure is intertwined with hardships, wind, frost, rain and snow. Please let me massage your tired shoulders, wash dishes and chopsticks after meals, and wash your clothes to relax you. Let me stretch my eyebrows for you, pluck the white hair from my temples for you, and let your smile bloom in in my heart forever. Let me gently hold your hand and enjoy our spring with you!

19. Du Fu, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, lived in exile all his life. After the Anshi rebellion, I returned to my hometown, and the countryside was deserted, and things were different. Bitter and sad, seeing things hurt the body, he combined the feelings of worrying about the country and the people with the feelings of missing his mother, and wrote a touching Homelessness. A mother who is always in pain and has been ill for a long time, appoints a ditch flow for five years. I was born weak and sour about life. Life is homeless, why is it steaming! The words are sad and sad enough to make people feel generous and shed tears for generations.

Twenty, mom, when my daughter grows up, she will no longer hold your skirt and walk through spring, summer, autumn and winter.

All outstanding extraordinary lives have excellent mothers. All mothers are the most outstanding race in the world.

Twenty-two, mom, when my daughter grows up, she will no longer hold your skirt and walk through spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Touching sentences about Mother's Day

Twenty-four, she is not a cloud, because she will not be scattered with the wind; She is not a wave, because she won't go with the flow. She loves her mother's love. I wish all mothers happiness!

Twenty-five, you often give me understanding eyes. You often say that happiness is a gift for children. So today, I send a smile to warm your heart.

Twenty-six, maternal love is like a ray of sunshine, so that children's hearts can feel comfortable and warm even in cold winter; Motherly love is like a clear spring, which makes children's emotions clear and sweet even if they are covered with the dust of years. Mother's Day is coming, I wish my mother good health and eternal youth!

Funny jokes on mother's day

1, I have been wandering alone for many years. When I think of my mother at home this holiday, my tears suddenly fall down: If she hadn't driven me out of the house, I wouldn't be so miserable! 2. My sister sent a Happy Mother's Day in a circle of friends and took a selfie. As a result, people mistakenly thought that I was implying that I was pregnant.

When I first saw you, I was destined to stick to you. Although you hit me and scold me and ignore me, I know you love me the most and care about me! No other meaning, just want to say: Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

4. I sang a song "Only a mother is good in the world" to my mother. My mother heard tears wet her eyes. I asked her if she was moved by me. She said that she thought of her dead grandmother.

Mother's Day is coming, and women are discussing what animals to use to symbolize their mother. Mrs. Wang suggested octopus, and everyone asked her why. She said, don't you want to have eight hands in the face of a lot of housework every day?

6. The daughter said to her mother: Happy Mother's Day. Mom said: I am happy when you are happy. The daughter said: What should I do if I am unhappy? Mom paused and said, then please don't affect my holiday!

7. Mom: Silly girl, why are you so obsessed with the fourth grade! Daughter: Mom, you know, I'm 1.6 meters, and I'm only 1.4 meters in the fourth grade! Mom: You mean, distance makes beauty!

8. Ask mom what gift you want, and I'll give it to you. She said it was enough for you to help clean the house today. Her demands on me are getting lower and lower.

9. Let me tell a joke about Mother's Day. If you smile, please+1. Today, my mother asked me: If I find a wife in the future, do I want my mother? I shook my head seriously: Mom, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who can find a wife? mother

10. I bought a watch for my mother on Mother's Day, but I was afraid to tell her that it was 100 yuan for 2700. Today is my girlfriend's birthday, and there is not much money left. I spent 50 yuan to buy a music box online. Dare not tell her, say it's 800 yuan, crystal. Being a man is really tiring.

The warbler goes to swallow, and the spring goes. Her face is getting older and her hair is as white as snow. The child is growing up day by day, but the mother is aging day by day. When the children see the white-haired mother in the high hall, they will jump into her arms and shed tears!

12 one morning, the child gently walked to his mother's bed and said to his mother, mom, mom! I had a sweet dream. What delicious food did you dream about? Mom asked with a smile. The child thought for a moment and then said, you should know that you were there.

13, the first sentence is your happiness, the first step is your happiness, and the first sentence is your achievement. Mom, thank you for giving me the first time in so many lives. Happy Mother's Day.

14, thinking of mother, depressed ambition will turn into high fighting spirit; When I think of my mother, wasting time will become great pride; When I think of my mother, the wandering wanderer will sprout the desire to go home; Thinking of my mother, my wandering heart found a home.

15, when mom came home, she saw Xiaoming constantly putting vegetables and spices into the fish tank. I was about to scold Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming shouted happily, Happy Mother's Day, Mom. This is my own boiled fish. Mom is in distress situation.

16, today is Mother's Day. I wish all mothers in the world a happy holiday! See joke: someone says happy mother's day to his mother. Mom said: I am happy when you are happy. Some people say: What if I am unhappy? Mom paused for five seconds and said, then please don't affect my holiday!

17, Mother's Day, we discuss the characteristics of mothers. I told my female colleague next to me: My mother's characteristic is frugality. Does your mother save money? The female colleague said: I won't without an appointment!

Talking about Mother's Day.

First, a cup of green tea and a bowl of hot noodle soup; A bunch of flowers, a short message; A greeting, a hug; A little patience, a little care; Any choice, any time, as long as you do it, your mother's heart will be full of happiness!

Second, maternal love is a deep pool. No matter how many entanglements there are at home, she always endures silently with an inclusive attitude. Generosity and tolerance make the family harmonious and calm, and make things go smoothly.

Third, maternal love, she is the wind of spring breeze, bringing you warmth; She is your summer ice cream, bringing you cool happiness; She is a maple leaf in autumn, giving you the greatest dedication. She is your happy angel and trouble machine. She brings you happiness and tells her your troubles. Make you happier.

Fourth, my character and expectations of myself come from my mother's request for my holiness.

5. It is good to eat salt all over the world, and it is good to travel all over the world. Don't forget to send a message to your mother on Mother's Day!

Sixth, maternal love is generous, she spilled love to the spring dew and autumn frost; Leave it to the morning light, leave it to the dusk; It is for abandoned babies and orphans; But I can only forget myself.

Seven, if beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime; If sexy is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is punished, don't you want to cut to pieces! I wish my mother a happy holiday. She is the most beautiful woman in the world!

Eight, all along, you have been heartbroken for our father and son, and sometimes we are not very grateful. Now think about it, it is really: the wife is amazing, and we deserve to die. Wife, long live the baby.

Nine, maternal love is the well-meaning advice when you are confused; Motherly love is an earnest reminder when traveling; Motherly love is a kind smile when you are lonely and helpless.

10. Motherly love is laughter that accompanies you all your life. Motherly love is the yearning of wandering world. Motherly love is the care and anxiety of children before their beds. Motherly love is an ardent expectation for children's growth.

Eleven, hit me, scold me, boss me, this day is up to you. I promise I won't fight back, I'll only give you a bite-a kiss, mom. You have worked hard.

12. Motherly love is a long road and a yearning for the wandering world. Wherever you go, she will grow up with you. That long-term concern, that earnest exhortation, guides you to the maze and eliminates the thorns in your journey.

Thirteen, I praise the grass, because it has a strong and unyielding spirit; I praise the sun because it gives us light and warmth; I sing praises to clear water, because it relieves our thirst, and I sing praises to Xiaohua, because its beauty has decorated our motherland. I want to praise my mother more, because my mother raised us hard, but she didn't ask for anything in return.

Fourteen, maternal love is the warm sun, dedicated to her light; It is a vast ocean, revealing a broad mind; It is a fertile soil, raising children to grow sturdily. The greatness of maternal love lies in its selflessness. Motherly love is a crutch in difficulties. When you stumble and appreciate American classic literature, it helps you find a good center of gravity and prop up a hopeful Yuan Ye.

Fifteen, your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Happy Mother's Day, Mom! "

Sixteen, my mother cares about me in every way, is a good mother, waits on my grandmother, is not afraid of dirty and tired, and is a filial daughter-in-law.

Seventeen, think of mom, depression will turn into high mood; When I think of my mother, wasting time will become great pride; When I think of my mother, the wandering wanderer will sprout the desire to go home; Thinking of my mother, my wandering heart found a home.

Eighteen, the bald old mother closed the door and cried, and her shirt sleeve was broken.

Nineteen, the mother's dedication and concentration instilled great self-esteem in the boy. People who have this kind of self-esteem since childhood will never give up, but develop into confident adults. If you have this confidence, you can succeed if you work hard.

Dear Mom: You have worked hard for more than ten years! I hope to send my special greetings on this special day! Wish: Happy Mother's Day! Mom, I love you forever!

Mom, you are a tree and I am a bird. Mom, you are the sea and I am a small fish. Mom, you are the sky and I am the white clouds. No matter what you become, I will always be by your side. Mom, you will always be my mother.

Dear mom, I will always be your little baby! I love you forever! Happy mother's day.

23. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Mother's Day, Mom.