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What do you mean, a bachelor chopping bamboo doesn't hurt bamboo shoots?
Help rules are as light as a feather and as heavy as Mount Tai (that is to say, help rules are very strict, if you don't commit a crime, it will be light, and if you commit a crime, it will be heavy). If you don't come, you will be punished (that is, if people are not helping, they must abide by the rules and respect morality). A bachelor should stand like a pine tree, sit like a bell and walk like the wind. In other words, people who help should be moral and polite. A reasonable bachelor doesn't do unreasonable things. A bachelor is no big or small, as long as he plays well. A bachelor takes propriety first (in any case, propriety and righteousness must come first); A bachelor can kill and save people (he can save people in hot water or kill people in an iron wall). It's no good for a bachelor to make friends. Bachelor knows that bachelor is bitter (it is to persuade those who are helping, not to find fault with their peers and forgive everything), but it is difficult to help others. If you lose your job and suffer from poverty, it will be difficult for you to adapt to the environment. Those who don't help don't know that they are helping. Don't beat people at home, and no one will beat them when they go out (that is, teach people to be kind to foreign tourists, and don't deceive others). It will be much cheaper to go out in the future. A bachelor's virtue is like water on the roof (that is, people can respect and love, and future generations will follow suit, just like water on the roof, dripping into the old nest, never wrong. As the saying goes, being kind to others means being kind to yourself. A bachelor must love bamboo shoots (leave room for whatever he says, and others should not drag him down). The bachelor will know when he arrives, but he can't return it if he holds it. )。 Bachelors are respected, not oppressed (anyway).
Eat a shark's fin and drag the boat for three years (that is, if I give you a drop of water, you must pay it back, and if you get a little stain, you will regret it for life). Three years in Hedong, three years in Hexi (people's poverty and wealth are not permanent, so there is a saying that "poverty has no roots, wealth has no seedlings", which is to persuade people not to be too snobbish, so please don't be as aggressive as others (this is a kind of deception, which makes people go their own way, and if it involves morality, they should quit). The tiger goes down the mountain to worship the ground, and the strong dragon does not crush the local snake. You must make friends with the local people first, and let them live first in everything. A bachelor has four things (hardship, suffering, poverty and wealth). A bachelor should be clear (about money and women). A bachelor has three concessions (let the old, let the little, let the woman, never fight for anything). Tie the tiger with hair, reason will convince people (that is to say, people should abide by the law and be reasonable, not arrogant), and bachelors should make money for everyone (money should be distributed equally, not alone). A bachelor goes in to see his face, but goes out to see the sky. Don't ask for money behind a bachelor's back (don't ask for money afterwards). A bachelor doesn't prevent others from falling in love. Clean up the flood first and turn carp into fish into dragons (that is, the act of taking the country as home).
Before the flood, after the Qing Dynasty, the skin was peeled and cramped (meaning rebellion, because the Qing people were from Hong Men who did anti-espionage work, so they could not be the Qing people of Hong), Cycas did not blossom, and Qing Hong did not separate (Qing Hong was a revolutionary group, which should be treated equally, and * * * should struggle with each other, and they could not be treated differently, and were enemies). Only with a clear mind can there be a revolution. Dogs bite in every country. A bachelor doesn't stand in an unreasonable place, ie doesn't do anything against reason and justice. A real bachelor should stand at the dock (a person at the door should stand at an important port of land and water transportation and do something, especially with the support of local people). As the saying goes, to do things, we must have the right time, location, people and these three things, and of course we can achieve great success. Know where you are, but don't know where you are. In other words, your eyes should know things and people, and don't despise everything. ). A bachelor must abstain from three things (eating whoring and gambling is a pleasure in life, but we should avoid excessive greed so as not to degenerate), and rip off, not to help dry the large intestine (we help friends, be brave and do things for the wronged people, but we should be cautious and help others, such as rip off, if the weakness of drying the large intestine cannot be established, it will be enough, otherwise it will be thankless and very tired. Only a thousand miles of friendship, not a thousand miles of prestige (mortals rule the country with benevolence and righteousness, and they are everywhere harmful, such as bullying the weak and fearing the hard, and suffering everywhere), Wan Li doesn't bring rice (that is, he is learned at home, honest and honest, and he will accept it when he arrives in the world, but if he doesn't pay people at home, no one will pay you when he goes out, so whoever is learned will pay people, don't bring it when he goes out. ) bachelors eat the meat in Maoli (bachelors always submit to humiliation when they eat the people's sufferings), and grandchildren serve the squire with confidence (all help rules are treated equally, no matter who abides by them, if they make help rules, they should also be treated equally. For example, grandchildren can question grandparents if they are reasonable, but only verbally and peacefully, and there can be no beating and cursing, so everyone who helps us should pay attention. There is a windmill on the bachelor's head (it is said that he knows the times and turns the rudder with the wind), which belongs to Pippi and returns to the water (as my husband said in detail before, any husband who is sick will make money without asking a doctor to take medicine, and the doctor will give money to women, so it belongs to water, which is to persuade people not to take money too seriously). Go to Lu 'an to be a prostitute (if you want to gamble, give the money to Lu 'an to live, and if Lu 'an wants to go whoring, give the money to the prostitute). Stumbling will not rot in three years or ten years (if there is a dispute, there will still be a day of discord, and it is always good to solve it).
People are not empty (as the saying goes, people are not empty, but if they don't help, they know everything in their hearts. For example, they are full of mistakes, do not understand the changes of yin and yang, are supercilious, are afraid of accidents, and fail to prevent them, so they suffer. I know that the loophole is terrible, so be careful). If you make a wish, you must keep it, and if you don't pay it back, you will see disaster immediately (don't just promise people money, you must give it, otherwise it will lead to hatred and disaster). A bachelor who has no money often goes to Dai Xiao (this is a plan to avoid being despised, so poor people often wear mourning clothes, so people don't know their poverty). Singles often go out when they are out of trouble (to avoid being discussed as unemployed, it is easy to have opportunities). Singles often think about themselves (sitting around, thinking about themselves, doing things wrong, correcting them if they are wrong, and encouraging them if they are not wrong). Even if you don't speak, it's hard for a fairy to do it. A bachelor is as soft as cotton, and his loopholes are as hard as iron (a bachelor keeps his place, advances and retreats moderately, makes no great achievements, fails, takes advantage of loopholes to do things, rushes forward blindly and willfully, refuses to listen to advice and people, and eventually fails, asking for trouble). There are less than three bachelors (fire kills the venue to avoid unexpected disasters). A bachelor is so poor that he doesn't wear clothes (long clothes are not good, because short clothes can't see people). The bachelor is so angry that he doesn't complain (as the saying goes, when an official sues an official, he cuts ten roads, and nine people don't know, it is always appropriate to sue as well. As the ancients said, good people don't complain). A bachelor needs to scold behind his back, but be afraid in front. A bachelor can't say anything wrong by gossiping. To be a bachelor is to love your brother (if your brother's behavior and words are not good, you should correct them face to face, and you can't tolerate or condone them, which will form a great evil). A bachelor's advice is like persuading his wife (love is important between husband and wife, so if there are any disadvantages, secretly persuade him to save his shame, otherwise he will become angry from embarrassment and feel ill). A bachelor borrows money, but does not borrow it. He also said, "I am willing to send ten strings of money, but not a word." . Please be grateful to the bachelor (ask for help, no matter whether it is successful or not, you must be rewarded, otherwise there will be complaints). A real bachelor will not be ashamed if he doesn't pay. A big bachelor needs someone to drive (as the saying goes, a sedan chair carries people, and a big bachelor is driven by a small bachelor. As the saying goes, people who drive are priceless. A bachelor is afraid of respect. Singles don't scold when they are beaten (so there's a saying in green gang called "bow to tail"). Single person, five children should be clean (shoes, hats, socks, pants and coats). A bachelor doesn't talk about hunger and cold, ie tells people about his sufferings. Fiona Fang, a bachelor, has to adopt a waist-binding method (teaching people to be flexible and not to insist on one person's opinion). You can get a juren in three years, but it is difficult to get a bachelor's degree in ten years. A bachelor wants to be famous, but he doesn't want to die (life is only once, fame can last for a lifetime, and a lifetime can last for several years *9 If he can be famous, he will come back from the dead, so he will despise life and value faith, which means he will always be famous). A bachelor can be big or small (that is to say, a bachelor has to do things, regardless of occupation, and does not take an empty seat). A bachelor can bend and stretch (that is to say, a bachelor can endure humiliation and stretch snow, so he ate dates for three years and vomited for five years. It is also said that bachelors don't eat immediate hardships. The bachelor has nothing to do, and he looks for stumbling blocks everywhere (it is very bad to make trouble everywhere because he has nothing to do, and he is willing to help others make amends, but if he wants to find a proper way out, no matter how big or small, there is really nothing to do, so it is better to change places and find another way out). It is easy for a bachelor to draw a sword.
A bachelor is afraid of three things (fear of accidental death, fear of getting sick, fear of doing something wrong, fear of dying in righteousness, fear of evil forces, fear of breaking bones and muscles). Don't be afraid to do good, and don't be afraid to do bad. If you have it, don't be afraid of things. If you don't have it, don't make trouble (there are right and wrong things). What happened is not terrible, and it's no use being afraid. Don't make trouble when you have nothing to do. As the saying goes, more is better than less. Loyalty is not afraid of death (to die for righteousness is to die for benevolence, so I am not afraid). Honesty does not love wealth (as the old saying goes: windfall does not kill poverty). A gentleman is rich (take what he deserves, not what he shouldn't). The villain is driven by money (the villain wants money and can do anything as long as he has money). Money is used by people, but people can't exchange it (money is a substitute in society, expensive in circulation, but not expensive in the soil). You should take it out and do something. Don't take people's money and do unjust things. You should give priority to righteousness and do it without money. A bachelor can ask for help in one place and teach in 10,000 places (knock on one person's door to learn and ask questions, and when he finishes learning, thousands of people will learn from you). If a bachelor borrows, he will return it. A bachelor who saves lives does not expect to be rewarded. (A bachelor who saves lives and is rewarded by Dont Ask For Help naturally has his own advantages. If you ask others for something in return, you will lose the Buddha's mercy. The bachelor said that an ugly wife is priceless (the ugly wife doesn't covet it, she doesn't fight for it, and it can always be yours). Singles say promiscuity is harmful (friends should not promiscuous, but once they make friends, they should always treat each other with justice). A bachelor without rice will not stay (if he has no power, don't take other people's business, I'm afraid he can't do it, which will make people complain). Don't recommend doctors when you are single. The bachelor said that a broken ship is not overloaded (the ship is already very dangerous, and it will sink if it is reloaded, so everything should be done according to one's ability, and one should not be greedy and willful. A bachelor who is not an official is priceless (as the saying goes, a son is everything, and an official is light). A bachelor's actions divide his wealth into three parts, and his wealth can't come without moving. The bachelor said that under generous rewards, there must be brave people (whoever can give, there must be people who can serve). The bachelor said that a good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. A bachelor's advice at the most unpleasant time is helpful to his action (good words are not pleasant to hear, but they are good for his action). Even if he has a bad voice, he must listen. Singles say luxury is the medium of poverty. The bachelor said that diligence is the foundation of wealth. The bachelor said that watching plum blossoms can't quench your thirst. The bachelor said that painting cakes can't satisfy hunger (you can't rely on others for everything, because strength lies in people, and you have no sovereignty after all, so you have to stand on your own feet). The bachelor says that a gentleman treats others with virtue (being kind to others and being kind to others will attract people). The villain that bachelors hate the most, respect others with color (you can't respect friends with women and trap friends with injustice). The bachelor said that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water (the friendship between gentlemen is the same no matter what day or ten years, the so-called light friendship is always good). The friendship between villains is as close as honey (villains are unusually close when they meet, and the longer the result, the more sparse it is. Singles object that corrupt officials are worse than robbers (robbers only rob cash). Corrupt officials cheat money, even people's fields, real estate and children, even if they want to leave, they will not stop, so corrupt officials are more fierce than robbers, so people should pay attention. A bachelor who is poor will never be poor (poverty is a temporary misfortune, poverty is a lifelong harm, and mortals should know how to accept it). A bachelor is wise enough to save himself, but he will give up when he knows there is an opportunity. Bachelor students don't borrow books, martial artists don't borrow generals (don't borrow books to prevent leaks, for fear that others will steal their laws, and don't borrow books to prevent their own strength from being dispersed). If a bachelor can be jealous, he must be a good talent (if a mortal is jealous, he must be a useful talent and must get moral help). Only when a bachelor can bear hardships can he be considered an iron man. Singles say enemies should be reconciled rather than reconciled (as the saying goes, there are more benefactors and fewer enemies). Although many benefactors are harmless, if you have enemies, you will lose everything and your life will be in danger, so don't offend others easily. The bachelor said that the enemy can turn an enemy into a friend, and the enemy can also solve it (Yue Fei said that turning an enemy into a friend is the fundamental way to win. When you treat your enemy with virtue, your enemy will be grateful for your virtue, so Wang Zuo broke his arm and made a meritorious military service for Wu Mu. The bachelor said that smart people should learn to be confused (Zheng Banqiao said that confusion is rare, but he advised people not to be smart. Take a step back and look at everything, not only the present, but also the future. It is almost brave to be a bachelor who knows shame (if people can know shame, they will not lead a drunken life, dream of ill-gotten gains and do unjust things). The bachelor said, where there is a will, there is a way (as the saying goes, nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it, so you can stick to your teachings, keep making progress and you will succeed one day). Singles say that losing confidence is suicide (failure is the mother of success, so you don't have to lose confidence if you fail, and you will succeed if you work hard). A bachelor brings neither life nor death (that is, life comes empty-handed and goes empty-handed, and he can't take a penny away. Why pay too much attention to money, but without money, there is no food, so money can't be abandoned, as long as it is just right, so people don't have to value money over righteousness, and more money will suffer. Virtue is the foundation of being single, and wealth is the last (all human beings in the world should be based on virtue, and don't lose their virtue because of wealth, which will lead to the loss of their way of being human). Being single does not seek success, but seeks nothing (mortals can't seek the welfare of the country and society, and their conscience is shameful enough. If there is another disaster, is it that the purpose of our Buddha's crossing the sentient beings is to persuade the people in the gang not to ask for merit and innocence in everything?
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