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The due date is up. I haven't given birth yet. I want to send a message.
1, dear baby, the day of your birth is getting closer and closer. Mom and dad really want to see you. You also hope to see us soon! Love You!
2, baby, come out, don't torture the old mother!
3, from the beginning of pregnancy, you are a doll that can be regarded as torturing your mother to death. After coming out, your mother will spank.
4, doing nothing at home every day, my mother's wish is to hope you are safe, and I will be unloaded in a month, and I suddenly feel a little sad.
5, finally wait until you come, I hope we can cheer together for a while and get through this difficulty.
6. Baby, did you hear your mother's call? There are still 20 days, and mom is looking forward to meeting you.
7. countdown, I will meet the baby soon. Mom is really looking forward to it. Are you a brother or a sister? However, mom is looking forward to seeing you anyway. Mom loves you.
8, the beautiful world is calling you, come out and breathe fresh air, don't be choked by your own Baba!
9. You little bastard, you torture my mother to death every day. But I'm glad to have you. Come out and meet us!
10, clothes, bottles, diapers and baby carriages are all ready. Everything is to welcome you. The expected date of delivery has passed two days. Please see the red and ask for water.
1 1, I feel uneasy at the moment. The doctor said that my mother had high blood pressure and was under great pressure to have a baby. It should be a caesarean section. Don't worry, my mother is worth everything to you.
12, the thought of seeing you, the real you, makes me extremely happy.
13, this nine-month ordeal is coming to an end. Come out, son, don't play hide-and-seek with your mother every day.
14, the doctor suddenly said that you should come out early, and my mother was really depressed. Fortunately, you are safe together, and the stone in my mother's heart has finally been put down.
15, outside the delivery room, I was excited and uneasy. I just want my wife and children to be safe at the moment, and I will spend the rest of my life making up for it.
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