Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - 4. Talk about collocation in15 space

4. Talk about collocation in15 space

It's really not easy to meet someone who understands you. There is a wonderful release about no one who knows the picture.

1, I gave you my sincere fault and let me miss the person who really loves me in this life!

2. I want to let go, but I can't let go. I can only feel uncomfortable. Let time witness for us.

3, if you really want to leave it to someone you care about, it will be almost less, and there is no difference between good and bad in persistent pursuit. I hope we can be happy with each other.

4. Not everyone is lucky enough to meet a bosom friend and leave love to the one who loves you. Not everyone has a chance to feel happy.

If you hold the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

6. Leave your infatuation to the person you love deeply and your sincerity to the person who understands you!

7. I have successfully noticed you, which is your performance in front of me.

8. How long does it take to forget someone completely? My answer is that people who walk into their hearts will never forget it in their lives.

9. I fell in love with someone I shouldn't love, but I still love them even though I know the ending. I can't extricate myself from the unforgettable love, and I can't control myself. I let myself look at my mobile phone like a madman, waiting for your reply. There are a thousand reasons to want to see you, but I have lost myself. My heart is broken because I love you, because I can't sleep at night, because I love you! ! !

10. Missing is an incurable disease. Falling in love with someone who can't be together, leaving and closing are not letting go of each other. I know there is no result, but I still don't know what to stick to. I tried to give up countless times, but I still lost to myself.

1 1. I can't love if I want to, and I can't forget it. I met the right person at the wrong time. It is a kind of sadness that is hard to forget.

13, I believe I will live well without you, because you will never belong to me and I will never belong to you.

There are pictures in the circle of friends, good morning, philosophy.

1, a quiet life won't come if you think about it. A calm person, such as Qiu Shui, is not sad for the return of wild geese, nor depressed for the wind and rain. A calm person is always at ease and happy, without being swayed by the unknown. However, calmness is not born, and it is not what you want. It is the crystallization of life wisdom and the destination of life experience. See through, look down, just willing to put it down, put it down, it will be calm. Good morning ~

2. Bend down to raise your head. On the road of life, not all doors are wide, and some doors need you to bend over and lean in. Therefore, when necessary, you must be able to bend down, so that you can be unimpeded on the road of life. It takes courage to look up and down. Everyone's living space is limited, and being arrogant blindly will inevitably hit a wall. Being able to bend over in time is the great wisdom of life. Good morning ~

Man's life is long and colorful. Life is a painting. Everyone is a piece of paper when he is born, and the process of growing up is to draw a pattern for this paper. Some people succeed, some people fail, no matter success or failure, most people forget the original pure dream in the picture. Good morning ~

4. If you can't see the future clearly, try to be present. Do a good job in front of you and the opportunity will come naturally. You can't change the past. What you are in the future depends on your present. If you are confused about the future and give up your present efforts, you will eventually pay for today's depravity. Many problems cannot be solved by imagination. You must do it yourself and remove obstacles in action. Good morning ~

Life is a long or short process. In this process, we shorten the distance of life day by day. We can only extend our life every day with tolerance and love. We can only learn to face every moment that gives me pain and happiness. Some people are with you, but you can't restrict them from following or leaving. Don't expect that when you are lonely, there is still your shadow.

6. Life is a kind of endurance, so you should learn to support yourself. Life is full of affection; Warm with love; In ordinary life, we can experience the fun of life and nature from the leisurely pace. Do what you should do and think, but don't be delusional and divorced from reality. Try to be tolerant and open-minded and cherish others, live high.

7. Dreams need to be ambitious, but they are short-term. Realistic and feasible goals are the key to success. Success is directly related to daily behavior. Successful people keep moving forward, do small things every day, accumulate over time, and get closer to their dreams step by step. Road is not only a distance, but also an experience.

8, convergence of their temper, occasionally deliberately silent, because the impulse will do things that make them irreparable; Be realistic and hypocritical occasionally, because if you don't do that, it will be difficult to mix; Whenever you do something, you should think; It's painful now, but when I look back later, I will find that it's actually nothing; No matter who you are, you have your own limits, especially trust.

9, life is a kind of practice, cultivate your patience, perseverance, normal heart. Life is having and losing at the same time; Give up while choosing. Strange today, familiar yesterday; What you remember now will be forgotten later. Life didn't choose you, you chose life.

10, everyone has his own life, and no one has to appear in your life. Many times, we always hope to get the goodwill of others. At first, we may be grateful. After a long time, we will get used to it. When we get used to a person's kindness to you, we take it for granted. One day, if you don't treat you well, you will complain. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. In this world, no one has to be nice to anyone. Get used to it and forget to be grateful.

Qq space funny talk about pictures

1, in the era of soaring prices, only wages should be constantly changing.

2, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

I'll be a worker when you enter a foreign company, because that's a day when there are many invigilators-sit in front of me! Life!

4, don't flow crazy high stone.

5, haha, crazy, I haven't heard that name for a long time.

6, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I will play dead for you!

7. I went back to the dormitory with some classmates. When I went downstairs, suddenly a dog ran out. A classmate exclaimed: You scared your father to death.

8. The reason why men are fat and women are thin: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

9. Are you stupid? Do you think you will die without him? Live well if you lack anyone. Please keep this in mind.

10, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

1 1, the first part: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, and the second part: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, questions, and questions, focusing on participation.

12. Although you wear cologne, I can still smell scum.

13. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

15, I found that you are half like Shakespeare. Where is it like? Sabi

16, it broke my heart to see skinny African refugees on TV, but my grandmother said, honey, don't be fooled by TV now, they will have no money to eat, and their mother will take them to have a perm!

17, don't wait until everyone says you're ugly before you realize you're really ugly.

18, no money, pig, rich, dog. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

19, just arrived in Shenzhen, and just got out of the station, I met a woman to pull business: Big Brother, it's hard to ride on the road, come in and have a rest!

20. Marriage is the grave of love. Without it, you will come to no good end.

2 1. What I regret most in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends. .

22. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste.

23. Marry a handsome man who can cook.

Since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

25. What good is it for a man to gain the whole world but lose his own life?

26, peacock desperately opened the screen, but showed his ass!

27. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

28. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I didn't expect to hit the wall in a low-key way.

29. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious. I am impotent and she is indifferent.

30. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

3 1, say that women are disasters, and you are disasters.

32, I study Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.

33. Do you know what year it is? We are all people who have lost time, cutting and cutting until we are beyond recognition.

34. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

35. Strongly protest against the TV play during the advertising time!

36. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. The stars will shine, the glass will shine, and the firefly's ass will shine. Dude, be confident. You must be much brighter than a firefly's ass.

Maybe one day we must be strangers, so please leave all the misfortunes on my shoulders.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

39. So far, I dare not fall in love, just because Taiwan Province Province is alone overseas!

40. If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.

4 1, I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

43, not for the purpose of the exam, the focus is on hooliganism.

44. Don't share common sense with people on earth ~~~qq space is funny and talks about pictures.

45. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw them at me with a look of disgust.

46. Don't think that you are awesome because you have been with women, drunk, smoked, fought, scolded, had an accident or been in prison.

47. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

48. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, it produces an enviable spark, but it is destined to pass in a hurry.

49. I can do anything, I can do anything, I can ponder, I can turn around, and my friends praise me for being omnipotent! I think I am also very capable! At this age, only you and chopsticks can put it down.

50. It is said that if you can't give her happiness, don't take off her clothes, but how many people have given her much happiness, but they still haven't taken off her clothes.

5 1. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

52. The happiest thing in the world is making love; The happiest thing in the world is to have a rest and have sex again.

People who don't want to do their homework when they get up.

54. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

55, Tomb-Sweeping Day that day, I found a thick wallet on the road. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! Heaven said, where did you get such good luck in life? So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

Talking to some bitches is a waste of saliva.

57. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

58. Teachers should be given a few more days off on Teachers' Day to rest more. Those qq spaces are funny. Tell me about the pictures.

If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to keep a special person for this girl.

60. Don't get drunk. You can think that you are really classy and lie in the street crying. No one will sympathize with your personality.

6 1, you are my primary school. By the end of the term, I can't get too many points. The red tick warms my heart and helps me pass every subject.

62. It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress. It's your fault that you came to college to study!

63, dead! There is no hope! I am unwilling, I still have a wish, that is, put on my evening dress, jump into a bath full of beautiful women and be killed by them!

64. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

65. I am online and you are offline. I'm offline and you're online. I am online, you are invisible. You have violated my bottom line.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

67. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that the answer is in your pocket during the exam, but you dare not take it out.

68. His jokes are so funny that everyone needs to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.

69. A dinosaur went to the toilet when passing by Xi Jiaotong University. When she came out, she sobbed: I finally don't have to worry about getting married in my life.

70, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

7 1. The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

72. The son can't control it, but the daughter can't stand it.

You must admit that children who dare to make up their homework in the class teacher are not afraid of death.

74. The first lie in life begins with writing a composition in primary school, and the truth begins with writing a love letter.

75. I'm not beautiful, I'm not tall, my grades are not good, I'm not excellent, I'm poor, haha, nothing. I am still young, and my future will shine.

In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

77. I really don't want to do it anymore, because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.

78. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? The latest qq space is funny, tell me about the pictures.

79. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

I feel uncomfortable and unhappy. Talk about sentences and pictures.

1, some scars, scratched in my heart, even if it is scratched gently, it will stay in my heart. There always seems to be unbearable pain in life. Some regrets are destined to bear for a lifetime; In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelain broken around us, but the cracks remain at the moment when we look back at the end of the year.

The affection between two people only depends on the time when you are struggling to maintain and want to give up but can't make a decision. You have to give up yourself first, and then you can give up others you want to give up. Love should be tolerant, but if it is always difficult to tolerate, it is no longer love.

If they had appeared earlier, they might not have clung to another person's finger. Be kind, compromise a little, maybe when we get together, we won't give up so easily, turn around and let go of love. But time will not go back, what can love do?

The most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care. Some people, no matter how good you are to him, will not pay attention, because in his life, you seem so insignificant.

5, some grievances, after thinking about it, will be relieved; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

6. Love When you are in love, you can care nothing. As long as you want, as long as I have. Once the feelings calm down, there will be constant disputes in my heart, why I pay more than you; Why can I give you everything, but you have to hide something, and then have a cold war, quarrel and break up?

7. You never advised me to leave. I never advised you to stay. You have your insistence, and I have mine. You have your face and I have my dignity. You have your story and I have mine. So, you have your direction and I have my direction. You, leaving is your business. Me, staying is my business.

I have never had a chance to do anything, but I don't want to do it again when I have the chance. Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time and I have no chance to say them. When I had a chance to say it, I couldn't say it. There are many opportunities to say something, but I want to talk about it later. When I wanted to say it, I didn't have a chance.

9. Inexplicable sadness haunts me again, and the night is still so mysterious and deep; People, in the dark, look particularly pale and powerless. The unknown melody rings in my ear again: Do I really have nothing? Where will I park tomorrow? The leaves are silent, the west wind rises again, and it is lonely and sad. Smell, don't think about it.

10, looking at you, why do you still feel lonely; Thinking of you, why can't I stop crying? Because some things are undeniable, just like you never loved me; Because I'm tired of playing a one-man show of love in a self-deceiving way.