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Talk about the hot mood on Weibo: Listen to my joke, I like you

1. Grow your short hair, don’t let the night breeze blow, clean yourself up, and learn to smile.

2. You see, time flies so fast. There is no time to thank you properly and no time to say goodbye properly.

3. Don’t complain to others when you have nothing to do. There are very few people in the world who can empathize with you. Most people will be tired of hearing it, and a small number of people will publicize it everywhere as a laughing stock.

4. I want you to know that in this world, there is always someone who will always be waiting for you. No matter when, no matter where, there will always be such a person.

5. The success rate of women chasing men to confess their love is 97.68, and the success rate of men chasing women is 2.32.

6. Don’t ask me why I did so poorly in the exam. I’m hiding my strength. Have you ever seen someone in Doudizhu drop a bomb as soon as he comes?

7. A couple in the class was found out by the teacher. The teacher said that as long as the boy got the first place in the class, he would not stop them. He did not get good grades but he did it. All the students turned in blank papers that day.

8. Please find the repeated words in this sentence: Do you like me?

9. When you want to fall in love, you have to find an ordinary girl. She is a little fat, loves to laugh and is easy to satisfy. She is very unrestrained in front of you, lives very freely, does not pretend to be pretentious, and occasionally explodes. thick.

10. If you like it, persist and don’t give up midway. You may not get any results in the end, but you have tried hard and liked it. Even if there is no result in the end, you will not regret it.

11. A dog that betrays you is like a sanitary napkin. Once it is lost, it cannot be used again.

12. Someone said they hate me, and I immediately laughed. If you can make you unhappy, I feel very happy.

13. I am a person who is very considerate of other people’s feelings, so I generally won’t embarrass others when I speak. If something I said made you uncomfortable, don't think too much about it, I did it on purpose.

14. When we are young, we should not be too good or too bad.

15. Listen to my joke, I like you.

16. You cannot drink tap water, and you cannot eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

17. The reason why I like you is probably because you got a haircut that I hate the most. I said with disgust that it was really ugly. After looking at it for a few more times, I couldn’t help but move forward and kiss you.

19. Since the final exam, my status in the family has changed from a first-level protected animal to a wild animal, which makes the baby feel miserable.

20. The less capable the school, the more rules it has. Let’s talk about the literature and art that are popular on Weibo among girls born in 2000. Let’s talk about the popular novels on Weibo

1. As time goes by, we get older, we know more, and we see more. , happiness is getting less and less. I have to admit that time has changed a lot, a lot. I've been crazy, I've been stupid, I've been persistent, I've persisted, I've loved, and in the end I've been alone.

2. In fact, sometimes keeping your mobile phone on the street is not because you want to play, but to hide the embarrassment of having no one with you.

3. Sometimes I don’t speak because I am in a bad mood, I just want to be quiet and be alone.

4. What we forget is often the happiest; what we remember is often the most painful.

5. In fact, I am not very greedy. I don’t want much, just a plain lover who will accompany me to the end, and a crazy friend who will accompany me forever.

6. Is there a person whose signature is changed for me, whose screen name is chosen for me, whose temper is changed for me, and whose character is changed for me?

7. Sometimes, one word from someone can hurt you completely.

8. In fact, when we met on the first day, I really didn’t expect to fall in love with you today. I can’t help but fall in love with you.

9. If you fall in love with two people, choose the second one.

Because if you really love the first one, you won't love anyone else.

10. The world is busy, but I am alone driving in the canyon all day long.

11. I originally thought that it would be difficult for me to meet someone who I like as much as you. Now I slowly feel that I will still love others as always, but it is difficult for you to be liked that much by others.

12. The speeding traffic in the city is related to you, the leisurely bicycle ringtone in the afternoon is related to you, and the scenic spots that everyone longs for in a foreign country are related to you. Everything, you in life, you in front of the camera, you in other people's eyes and in my eyes, are actually closely related to my feelings.

13. I fell into an inexplicable loss, superficial, anxious, and superficial. I blame these failures on life, but I know that the real reason is all yours.

14. I thought I was saved countless times, but later I realized that life is just a series of falls, falling into the water, and then landing. During the days when I let go of you, I finally figured out a lot of things and thought that I was mature enough not to let love turn into a muddy mess.

15. Sleepless nights and frustration on your fingernails.

16. We who have late nights are not worthy of talking about freedom.

17. I am alone so far, and I have only had time to hear news about you. Most of the time, I am secretly annoyed that I am not the only one who is by your side.

18. Nothing in the world is as good as you, but you are not good either. I'm not okay either.

19. Later I stopped thinking about it. I felt that the world is so big and it would be difficult for me to bump into you.

20. Only when I meet others venting anger that I cannot understand, do I realize that the right or wrong of venting anger has nothing to do with the cause of the anger itself. It is always a mistake to lose control of your emotions. Always reflect on yourself.

21. I was originally a mortal. I saw mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the beauty in the world has finally become concrete. The light mist in the mountains is you, the deep forest and the light sun are you, the whispers in the pillow are you, even the wind blowing in my face in the subway, I have to find out in private whether it is you. So, that time I passed by, it must have been you.

22. May you wake up from a long night of dreaming without having to rush around or sighing for nothing. There is no room for people in the daylight, so we can survive at night for the time being.

23. You will dream about loss, and it will bully you and leave you alone at night with no one to ask for help. I have also seen loss, and I have not been able to defeat it, but I would like to discuss with it whether you can let me hug you first.

24. You are the sleepless night after being sleepy, the stubbornness that I refuse to fall asleep no matter how many times I talk about it, the indifference that comes naturally, and the empty words of affection.

25. The beauty of life is that we have so many choices. When we are young, we crave freedom because we have so few opportunities to make our own choices. When you are my age, you will know that choice is just the norm.

26. When the choice arises, we just have to do it. Whether you choose the one you like or choose the stable one, as long as you consider the worst form you can accept, which path is worth fearing?

27. Everyone talks about girlish feelings. Innocence means pure and untainted by the world. The world has given too many definitions of good. I think good means having pure eyes and a bright smile.

28. I am afraid that you will fall in love with Yun, and Yun’s embrace will be gentler than mine.

29. I miss you, but it’s a pity that the distance is so far apart that I can’t get closer. I want to hug you, hold you, and make you owe me, so that I can have the backbone when I leave.

30. When I hear that someone has been with you through a difficult time, I hope we never have to have such an experience. I don't want you to have another difficult time, no matter whether I am qualified to accompany you or not. Talk about popular literature and art on Weibo that girls born in the 2000s like

1. As time goes by, we get older, we know more, we see more, and we become less and less happy.

I have to admit that time has changed a lot, a lot. I've been crazy, I've been stupid, I've been persistent, I've persisted, I've loved, and in the end I've been alone.

2. In fact, sometimes keeping your phone on the street is not because you want to play, but to hide your embarrassment that no one is with you.

3. Sometimes I don’t speak because I am in a bad mood, I just want to be quiet and be alone.

4. What we forget is often the happiest; what we remember is often the most painful.

5. In fact, I am not very greedy. I don’t want much, just a plain lover who will accompany me to the end, and a crazy friend who will accompany me forever.

6. Is there a person whose signature is changed for me, whose screen name is chosen for me, whose temper is changed for me, and whose character is changed for me?

7. Sometimes, a word from someone can hurt you completely.

8. In fact, when we met on the first day, I really didn’t expect to fall in love with you today. I can’t help but fall in love with you.

9. If you fall in love with two people, choose the second one. Because if you really love the first one, you won’t love anyone else.

10. The world is busy, but I am alone driving in the canyon all day long.

11. I originally thought that it would be difficult for me to meet someone who I like as much as you. Now I slowly feel that I will still love others as always, but it is difficult for you to be liked that much by others.

12. The speeding traffic in the city is related to you, the leisurely bicycle ringtone in the afternoon is related to you, and the scenic spots that everyone longs for in a foreign country are related to you. Everything, you in life, you in front of the camera, you in other people's eyes and in my eyes, are actually closely related to my feelings.

13. I fell into an inexplicable loss, superficial, anxious, and superficial. I blame these failures on life, but I know that the real reason is all yours.

14. I thought I was saved countless times, but later I realized that life is just a series of falls, falling into the water, and then landing. During the days when I let go of you, I finally figured out a lot of things and thought that I was mature enough not to let love turn into a muddy mess.

15. Sleepless nights and frustration on your fingernails.

16. We who have late nights are not worthy of talking about freedom.

17. I am alone so far, and I have only had time to hear news about you. Most of the time, I am secretly annoyed that I am not the only one who is by your side.

18. Nothing in the world is as good as you, but you are not good either. I'm not okay either.

19. Later I stopped thinking about it. I felt that the world is so big and it would be difficult for me to bump into you.

20. Only when I meet others venting anger that I cannot understand, do I realize that the right or wrong of venting anger has nothing to do with the cause of the anger itself. It is always a mistake to lose control of your emotions. Always reflect on yourself.

21. I was originally a mortal. I saw mountains as mountains and water as water. Since I met you, all the beauty in the world has finally become concrete. The light mist in the mountains is you, the deep forest and the light sun are you, the whispers in the pillow are you, even the wind blowing in my face in the subway, I have to find out in private whether it is you. So, that time I passed by, it must have been you.

22. May you wake up from a long night of dreaming without having to rush around or sighing for nothing. There is no room for people in the daylight, so we can survive at night for the time being.

23. You will dream about loss, and it will bully you and leave you alone at night with no one to ask for help. I have also seen loss, and I have not been able to defeat it, but I would like to discuss with it whether you can let me hug you first.

24. You are the sleepless night after being sleepy, the stubbornness that I refuse to fall asleep no matter how many times I talk about it, the indifference that comes naturally, and the empty words of affection.

25. The beauty of life is that we have so many choices.

When we are young, we crave freedom because we have so few opportunities to make our own choices. When you are my age, you will know that choice is just the norm.

26. When the choice arises, we just have to do it. Whether you choose what you like or choose a stable one, as long as you consider the worst form you can accept, which path is worth fearing?

27. Everyone talks about girlish feelings. Innocence means pure and untainted by the world. The world has given too many definitions of good. I think good means having pure eyes and a bright smile.

28. I am afraid that you will fall in love with Yun, and Yun’s embrace will be gentler than mine.

29. I miss you, but it’s a pity that the distance is so far away that I can’t get close. I want to hug you, hold you, and make you owe me, so that I can have the backbone when I leave.

30. When I hear that someone has been with you through a difficult time, I hope we never have to have such an experience. I don't want you to have another difficult time, no matter whether I am qualified to accompany you or not. Post breakup that is very popular on Weibo

1. Maybe you have also had such a moment, loving someone without any hope, never expecting it to be possible, even if it is one in ten thousand, She will be yours.

2. I thought about how to describe it for a long time, but in the end I only had this idea in my mind. Yes, I'm going to survive, let me survive, I have to survive. So I don't want you anymore.

3. I like you, I really like you. I like it so much that I feel scared. Whether you do a good deed or let me live, don't come to me again, really don't come again. I like you very much, so what? It’s useless, I understand, I really understand. Some things simply cannot be forced.

4. The one who said they were breaking up loved each other, while the one who didn’t love him responded with silence.

5. We have everything, but we are missing.

6. Use the hand that is about to be amputated to sign the consent form for amputation surgery.

7. There is always some separation in life. You must deny yourself first before you can forget the other person. And there are too many things that are far more important than falling in love.

8. Sometimes, giving up on someone has nothing to do with whether you still like the other person. You just know that you are not qualified.

9. In fact, I would say that I broke up because I wanted to be retained, but you conveniently wished me freedom.

10. I thought that the long-term pain was not as good as the short-term pain, but it turned out that the pain lasted forever. When does it get light?

11. I feel like I wasn’t afraid of death at all before, but after I got your love, I suddenly became afraid of death and losing you. But I have lost you now.

12. Knowing that it is a sky that will not belong to you, it is better to pluck out the feathers, cut off the wings as soon as possible, and give up this vain thought as soon as possible.

13. All love that is given unconditionally and does not ask for anything in return will eventually die. So sometimes it's not that you don't love anymore, you're just too tired.

14. One day, you think of a person for no reason. She once made you look forward to tomorrow, but she did not appear in your tomorrow at all.

15. Ten years later, we are friends and can still greet each other, but with such tenderness, we can no longer find a reason to hug. Lovers will inevitably become friends in the end.