Interesting and provocative collection of simple love stories (85 items)

"I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date." Now most people can't say romantic love words, so try earthy love words. In addition to lovers, Aidou and fans often use earthy love words to draw closer feelings. Are you worried about those rustic love words? The following is the "funny and provocative earth love story" that I carefully arranged for you. Welcome everyone to refer to it, I hope it will help you!

Funny and provocative earth love story (article 1) 1, "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

2. "Good night." "What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. "

3. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

I don't miss you at all, and I will miss you at half past one.

5. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

6. I feel like a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

7. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

8. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. If you don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.

9. When it's cold, tell me about my bed.

10 "We don't have to turn on the light at night when we are together" Why? "Because you can shine."

1 1, I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.

12, immediately = like you.

13, firecrackers rang again on the evening of 30th, but I didn't have as much as you think.

14 "I really want to get a tan" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

15, "Do you see anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

16, "Do you know the difference between you and a star?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

17, what do you belong to? You belong to me.

18, "This selfie is really ugly" Hmm ... "Not as good as one tenth of your own"

19, can you play the guitar? No, then why can you pluck my heartstrings?

20. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

2 1, kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

Interesting and provocative earth love story (chapter 2) 22. "Can I carry you?" "Why do you want to carry me?" "Because you are all I have."

23. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

24. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

25. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes so that I can leave you here and see you every day."

26. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

27. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

28. The scenery and plants in the world are beautiful. Any pen is a landscape, since fate has brought you, all the landscapes are just to set you off.

29. Speaking of it, my criteria for choosing a spouse is one word, you.

30. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

3 1, your eyes are really beautiful, only suitable for me.

32.com's sentence. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

33. I hope I can grow old with you unexpectedly, even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want to end up with you.

34. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

35. "I like sweets and sweets. What I want most is our wedding candy. "

36. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

37. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

38.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

39. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

40. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

4 1, write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into the lungs, and let you be closest to my heart.

42. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

Funny and sultry earth love story (Part III) 43. I have nothing to pay attention to. I like you very much.

44. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

45. "Do you want to go to heaven?" How come? "I spoil you to heaven."

46. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

47. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

48, a bow, a look back, mom I'm in love.

49. There is nothing of value in my house. I'm the only one who can get it. You don't have to pay it back if I give it to you generously.

50. "It doesn't matter if you are lucky twice in life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

5 1, are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

52. If love needs to be desperate, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

53. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

54. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

55. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

56. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

57. The first time I saw you was the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

58. I only do two things today: breathe and miss you.

59. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

60. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

6 1, tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

62. Why don't you dare to gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

63. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

Interesting and provocative earth love story (Chapter 4) 64. Do you know that?/You know what? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

65. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

66. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

Once you climb to the top of the mountain and peep, you will see that a person holds you tightly.

68. I am willing to be your little tail. I will follow you wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River with you, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

69. "I know three people who like you", "Who" and "Me, Me, Me"

70. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper in your ear, "I am purple potato, and so are you".

7 1, "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"

72. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

73. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

74. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

76. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

77. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

78. "People think I stayed up late." then what "Actually, I was thinking about you."

79. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

80. What you say casually is in my heart.

8 1, I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

82. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

83. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what, and I like you.

84. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.