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What a terrible day. Tell me about it.

1. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day.

Second, I was hit by an electric car at noon and hit by a car in the afternoon. Fortunately, there was no serious injury. The bad day has finally passed. Amen!

I hate Wednesday. Wednesday is my unlucky day, because we were together on Wednesday, broke up on Wednesday, and even it was Wednesday when I lost my first kiss.

Fourth, I was fascinated by gossip and missed my stop! ! At the thought of riding a thousand-meter bike, I feel that today is another unlucky day.

5. Looking back on the past, the wind blows away the world of mortals, and life is sad.

I just hope you can care about my feelings.

Seven, whoosh, my shoes sprained my ankle and I almost got stuck eating sugar. Is there anyone worse off than me? (Easy Baby Original)

Eight, the so-called bad luck, is the punishment of desire, not the injustice of fate.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

10. It's a pity that the stone hits the clay pot; The pot hits the stone, but it's the pot that's unlucky.

I have bad luck today. Tell me about my mood.

Eleven, eating can choke to death.

Twelve, that's unlucky. I am in a bad mood when I leave in the morning.

Thirteen, knowing the water under the bridge, just like you said, there is no room for recovery.

14. restlessness is dissatisfaction, and dissatisfaction is the first condition for progress. You point out a contented person to me, and I will tell you that he is a very unlucky person.

Today is a bad day, because I met a family with rabies.

Hello, auntie, I'm your son's boyfriend.

Seventeen, when I was a child, I always felt that life was like a poem. When I grow up, I know that life is just a sentence.

18. The worst, saddest and most tiring year is coming. I wanted to take it as an exercise, but I soon got rid of my depression. When I was the most tired year in Yang Bailao, I had to take other people's accusations as a shield. I really admire that I stayed so long. The Jianghu is dangerous, so we have to withdraw!