Talk about taking a bath

Talking about taking a bath

1. Sister Tong, in the first summer after graduating from kindergarten, she is learning to draw, which is a transition from childhood to childhood! This summer vacation has changed a lot. I am no longer afraid of dogs. I can take the elevator alone to deliver garbage downstairs; I can go downstairs to eat my favorite snacks by myself; I can chase dogs and play; I can stay overnight at my grandpa’s house; I can be exposed to Chinese and mathematics. ; You can take a bath by yourself; Happy holidays, I wish I could grow up with Sister Tong; Feel the preciousness of life!

2. I finally feel a little bit belly-y! My biological clock has been really good lately, getting up at 4:50 on average. Take a nap at 1:30 in the morning and 2:30 in the afternoon. If it's early in the afternoon, sleep for half an hour. Go to bed around 7:30 to 8pm. 100-180 for feeding every time you wake up. 200 before going to bed. Breakfast is a little simple. Add fruit to lunch and dinner. It's really easy to put me to sleep without crying or fussing. I held her for two minutes. I couldn't help but scream when I saw the baby bottle. I often simply take a shower and go downstairs to drink water.

3. Catch bugs, bathe, pick out ears, catch bugs. One is scared to death, the other is scarred and furred, and finally you think of trimming the cat’s nails?

4. Chatting without the same language is like a piece of loose sand. There is no need for the wind to blow it. After chatting for a few words, I want to take a shower.

5. God 10 went up to heaven, but I found that the astronauts were so pretentious. Within a few days of going up there, they had to take a shower and brush their teeth. Zongzi are also eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival. This has cost scientists so much effort. This was launched during the Dragon Boat Festival. I think if it was launched during the Spring Festival, they would be making dumplings and setting off firecrackers. The country should send lazy people like me to go up there and sleep for five days without causing any trouble to the country!

6. Don’t suddenly become silent. You can say that you are going to take a bath, go to the movies, go to bed, or have a late-night snack. You can just find an excuse, no matter it is true or false, you can just pretend it doesn’t work and leave it full stop. Leave a step for me. Don't make me too embarrassed. Don't let me wait on my phone like a fool.

7. I dreamed that it was the beginning of my senior year of high school. Although I was still very poor at studying, I felt that I was sensible. I really wanted to study and catch up in my senior year of high school. I dreamed of many classmates and the boy I liked, and vowed to catch him in my senior year of high school. I went to take a shower and opened the locker and saw Keiko's clothes. I thought she must have come to take a shower. Are you going to put a rabbit in the locker to scare her? After class, there were many people in the senior high school classroom. I looked at the crowd looking for the boy I liked. I woke up and sighed, youth is so good, I want to be young again.

8. Why is life so troublesome for people? Cooking, eating, washing dishes, losing weight, bathing, riding a bike, repairing the car, cleaning the car, and even having to carry it up when it rains to prevent it from breaking. , I still have to buy clothes, use various cards, and apply for various certificates. Ah, living is really troublesome. Resentment from someone who doesn’t want to do the dishes.

9. I can think of you no matter what I do. Everything about you hurts. Even cicadas chirp. That tree in our yard. In the summer, put a basin of hot bath water in the yard for me. There are locust flowers inside. What should I do. I miss you so much. Can I see you, even for a second.

10. Back then, the Weaver Girl came down to the earth to take a bath, met the Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story. Zhao Linger was taking a bath outside and met Li Xiaoyao, who staged a fairy tale. Hua Qiangu went out to take a bath, and met The above story tells all ladies that you will never have a chance to take a bath at home. You must go to the wild to take a shower. Beauties, seize the time. When the weather gets hot, take Xiangda out to take a shower. The turning point in life begins!

11. After work, I get up early every day and go to work for a day. I go home, cook, eat and take a shower, and then it’s time to go to bed. On Saturday, I wash clothes and put away the clothes. On Sunday, I go home to spend time with my parents. Have a meal. I went out to eat hot pot once about two months after arriving in Qingdao, and I never watched a movie. The days of casual eating, drinking and having fun during my student days are really nostalgic.

12. Today is the last day for my baby to wear a bottle. We can take a bath the day after tomorrow!

13. I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that my primary school classmate was vomiting blood and floating in the air in the village. Then I went back to her house with my childhood neighbor sister to play and found that people in the village were coming. I met many strangers and secretly hid in every house to take over our village. I was forced to hide in the bathroom, turned on the shower head and jumped out of the window to escape. I hid in a dirt hole in the field for half the time. I crawled out after a century, feeling nonsensical, panicky and real, and I woke up with lingering dreams.

It’s time to leave the beach. The seawater in the Indian Ocean is so salty and bitter that even the water for bathing and brushing teeth is bitter seawater. My embarrassment continues to this day. I really miss the clean water and seaside of the mainland.

15. Baby, we are staying at my brother’s house very well. You have always been obedient. After dinner in the evening, we will go for a walk. The air is good. Occasionally you will open your eyes and play around. Look, you are curious about everything. You drink milk and take a bath when you get home. Your mother and grandma sleep with you at night, so you are quiet! Baby, mommy loves you!

16. Don’t listen to music while taking a shower, and don’t choose random play when listening to music. Mommy has heard Majesty and Tangtang suddenly popping up twice in the living room.

Seventeen. Niu Niu is eight months old. Time flies so fast. She feels like she is still young, but she is growing up. Niu Niu is crawling very fast. She can stand while holding on to things and can call her mother clearly. Dad, but I still don’t like bathing, don’t like being touched by strangers, and don’t like being teased by strangers. Niuniu needs to grow up healthily. Mom and Dad love you.

18. I sweat in the sauna and take a shower every day in the wireless cycle mode of sauna and sweat

19. You haven’t seen me take a shower because you sent a message to You've never seen the way I wiped my hands and came back in seconds. You've never seen the way I still insisted on chatting with you when I was very sleepy. You've never seen the way I tried to change my temper because you didn't like it. You've never seen me. You have never seen the way you hold your phone every day and wait for your reply, so you don’t know how to cherish it

20. D95 Mom and Dad want to make you laugh and almost make you cry. I went to get vaccinated in the morning, and none of the children at the epidemic prevention station cried as loudly as you! During the physical examination in the afternoon, the doctor said that you didn't hold your head up enough, so he asked you to practice more when you go home. You have to work hard and cooperate! I also learned a game from the nurse aunt that is suitable for 3 to 6 people. We have been having fun in the past few months! I hold you in my arms while you watch dad take a shower at night, and he makes you giggle!

Twenty-one. I haven’t showered or changed clothes for two days. I just washed carefully for half an hour, put on clean clothes and applied lotion and lotion essence. At that moment, I felt like I was a sacrificial girl.

22. I worked overtime until about 3 o'clock yesterday. Because I was bored, I actually used the good times as the background to watch some while working overtime. In fact, I quite like Shanshan. She is not pretentious, but ten years. Living abroad has made her develop such a habit, just like my hometown in winter because it is too cold and I don’t bathe every day. After going to the south for 6 years, I developed the habit of not being able to sleep without bathing. Now that I have returned to my hometown, I have to bathe for 10 years. It's a pity to be in a long-distance relationship.

23. My sleep quality is getting worse and worse. I wake up at 8 o'clock in the middle of the night. As for you, your sleep quality is getting better and better. When I wake up, I can't fall asleep and my arms and legs are sore. It was so painful that I kept lying on the bed looking at your bed, waiting for you to wake up. You turned over countless times, but you just didn't wake up. Let me see when you wake up and take a shower, little bitch.

Twenty-four, the light rain has not stopped. Tongtong actually slept until half past six, which was rare! He still didn’t take a shower last night, so I took a shower first. He thought it was still relatively fresh, so I said, how about you come in and play too? So I went into the bathtub. I gave him a piece of toilet paper to rub in the water, and I took the opportunity to finish washing it quickly. Then Ti slipped out of him, put him on the bed and started talking about going to bed. It's really good, but it's a bit messy to do it alone.

Twenty-five, now I can’t eat at night after dancing. After taking a shower, I took my son out for a walk.

26. I feel like salt is free today. I am probably in a hurry to finish cooking, take a shower and go to work. So put in all the salt! Cabbage is going to be salty to death

27. You have to take good care of yourself when I’m no longer with you. Remember to drink on time. If you don’t feel comfortable, smoke more. Stay up late every day. Remember to eat more late-night snacks and breakfast. Don’t eat often. Wear sandals when it’s cold. It’s fine. Remember to turn off the lights when playing with your mobile phone and reading a book. If you can't sleep, take more sleeping pills. I like to see you swallowing glass. If you're bored, your hair will burn. Make sure to use boiling water when taking a bath.

28. Bathing a cat is not a job for one person.

29. Question: What will you do when you receive a water cutoff notice? Answer: I will take a shower in advance and fill all the washbasins and bathtubs at home with water. Question: Once the water stops, it will take decades. What should you do? Answer: What kind of water is this? It has been standing there for decades? Answer: Salary. If you stop at 60, what preparations will you make in advance? Life needs to be planned in advance, and digging your own well is the most reliable - not having a crisis in life is the biggest crisis, and being satisfied with the status quo is the biggest trap.

Thirty. Chatting without the same language is like a piece of loose sand. There is no need for the wind to blow it. After chatting for a few words, I want to take a shower.

31. Have you never seen the way I wiped my hands and replied instantly because you sent me a message while I was taking a shower? Have you never seen me still holding on to you when I was very sleepy? You said I waited for you to fall asleep before I went to sleep. You haven't seen me trying to change something because you don't like it. You haven't seen me holding my phone every day and waiting for your message back. You haven't seen me. Passed by, so you don’t know how to cherish it.

Thirty-two. On the way to take a shower, I saw a couple hugging each other and glanced at them. When I came out of the shower, holy shit, I was still there holding her. You can't stop the dog abuse.

Thirty-three, this morning was extremely efficient. There are always ideas in high mathematics. I did the last three questions without looking at the answers. By now there is no food in the cafeteria. Can only order takeout. I happened to take a shower in the afternoon. I just like that in subjects like mathematics, I can say the same thing without any ambiguity or human factors. It makes me sad to think that there are so many professional courses to memorize. Fortunately, I understand economics and can memorize it. If I had taken the management and marketing exam, I would have died a long time ago. Talk about dreaming about taking a bath

I dreamed that I wanted to go home and take a bath. Then the water heater at home broke. I walked for a long time and wanted to go to my dad’s house to take a bath. In the dream, I walked from dawn to dusk and then walked quickly. Suddenly I remembered that I had been kicked out of the house by my father, so I turned around and walked back from dusk to dawn without even taking a shower.

Talk about dreaming about taking a bath

1. I originally made an appointment with Maomao and my little brother to have dinner and study together in the evening. I happily took a bath and washed clothes last night. I dreamed that a lot of them were broken while eating. When I woke up in the morning, I checked Zhou Gong’s dream interpretation and told me that blind dates were forbidden. I didn’t believe it, but I ended up with acute gastroenteritis, fever, diarrhea, and general weakness. My marriage bridge was really broken

2. I was so tired that my whole body felt like falling apart. I dreamed of water, bathing, half-nakedness, an artificial tropical rainforest scene, and the lecture supervisor, an old man about 60 years old, came to inspect. He spoke softly, lay down as soon as he came, and looked at everyone like a Buddha. Whisper to the girls. There is a young girl who doesn't care and eats a bunch of snacks. It seems that my former colleague Li Jun is someone else, with a square face. There are cats. There is a cat who is not afraid of water and swims through the water. There are black cars. The owner of the car is a young man. Let everyone gather together, from small to large. A goose walked by. I had an umbrella, it was raining heavily, and the rain was so white that I couldn't see the ground clearly. I really can't walk anymore.

3. I dreamed about going to a sauna shop to take a bath. It was difficult to park. I drove into the middle of the building. It was hollow. It bounced directly from the first floor to the 86th floor. Then I found the gap and plugged it diagonally. Go in and park. Every time I am afraid that I will hit the wall when I insert it incorrectly.

4. I don’t know if it’s me who misses her too much or she who misses me too much. I dreamed of her all night long, and even dreamed of taking a bath together. Did she know that I was lazy and didn’t take a bath at night and wanted to help me wash it? Cleaned, Zhou Gong said in the dream interpretation, this situation means that she missed me too much and came to see me, suddenly she felt sad and missed her even more...

5. While taking a bath, she suddenly remembered the dream last night I saw Little 1 and another girl together. The girl was sitting on a bicycle. Little 1 was standing next to her and she was not taller than her. It made me anxious. I said I don’t like such a short boy. What should I do?

Six , when I was taking a shower last night, I thought to myself, Huang Zihua’s splash-ink tattoo is really interesting. There is no tattoo more handsome than this in the world. As a result, I had a dream at night. I dreamed that I was taking a shower, and I saw a lot of black spots on my body. It looks like spilled ink, very ugly and scary

7. I dreamed about going to take a bath, and then I couldn’t find the hand plate. I searched for it all night. I want to know what this means?

8. I dreamed last night that I didn’t take off my watch when I was taking a shower, and then the watch stopped moving and water got inside. I was so sad! When I woke up, I was glad it was just a dream. Sometimes the dream may be to warn you, telling you that this is not okay when you let yourself go.

9. This morning I dreamed that Xiao Fat and Brother Xu went to take a shower. When they came back, Xiao Fat ran wildly in the corridor, then rushed into the bedroom and said to me: Brother Xu asked me to ask you what Wang Yuan called you. I said call me mommy, and then Xiao Pang said: Brother Xu asked me to ask you what Wang Yuan calls your mother. I said grandma or grandma, and then I looked up and looked into the corridor to see a figure in a white dress floating by. I was woken up by the alarm clock

10. I dreamed about bathing twice and being watched and then wronged! often! open! Heart! Go report the crime! ?

11. Training in progress.

Alas, it was a dream. I dreamed that I went to a small hotel to take a shower, but the water heater leaked electricity and the water pipe was so electrified that I couldn't shake it off. Fortunately, someone came and ripped it out for me. Shockingly, the result was that my hands were numb from sleep.

12. The latest news about my family. My mother dreamed that I didn’t take a shower and woke herself up.

13. In the first half of the dream, I dreamed that I went to take a shower with my roommate. After the two of them took off their clothes, they went in and found that other people were coming out one after another with clothes on. Then someone was repairing the bathhouse? In the end, I didn’t even wash my hair. My roommate disappeared in the second half of the day. I dreamed about that person and it wasn’t considered a date. I was very depressed. Watching from behind and I also brought my own shower gel. I went to the zoo and drove for a long time but didn’t get there. My mom asked me to come into her room and said she couldn't get through to my dad's phone. I saw her computer was on and she was playing Crocodile 2-7 and was beaten by Kai'Sa from the other side

15. She fell asleep without taking a shower and dreamed I became Algernon and ran as hard as I could

16. I dreamed that I went to take a shower at the South Gate. After I came back from the shower, I went to Nan Er to eat a bowl of chicken rice noodles. I smelled like a cafeteria. , and then someone asked me to go to Wanda to watch a movie, so I went without makeup and wet hair. Unexpectedly, I met so many acquaintances saying hello to me, and I woke up sweating so much. But it’s great to see you again in my dream!

17. I said I was too stupid. I dreamed about Dou Sen but didn’t do anything. I just taught him to write my Chinese name. Then I got a dream about taking a bath with my little brother and still sleeping. People who have nothing to do in the same bed hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to win.

18. Yesterday, went to the barber shop to wash and cut. I have been bathing the dog all the time, and Mo'er can't rinse it clean no matter what.

19. Dreaming about taking off your clothes and taking a shower. The clothes are taken off but not washed, indicating that the difficulties you have encountered recently are only temporary. It is recommended that you should be mentally prepared to face difficulties and be calm. If you cope with it, you will naturally get through the sadness.

20. I dreamed of going to someone else’s house to take a shower and being caught. Her cat is so cute, and the house is so big. I want a garden house even more

21. I had a dream today. I dreamed that you were taking a shower in the bathroom, and I was sitting next to you talking to you. . You spoke softly about your experiences at work, and I smiled and agreed. The scene is too real. You are so gentle. After the breakup, I thought about many scenes of you losing your temper. Sometimes, in order to comfort myself and not miss you too much, I would remind myself of your shortcomings. But in my dream, all I dream about is your gentle smile.

22. Last night I dreamed that there was no water in the shower, and today there is really no hot water. My mother came in and brought me two bottles of hot water, and also marveled and mocked my short legs.

23. A woman looking for a job dreams about taking a shower, which indicates an interview: The strength of job hunting fortune is related to innovation. There are more opportunities such as coming up with new ideas, moving to a new city, and getting involved in new work fields.

24. I dreamed that my roommate asked a boy to come into the bathroom to get something while I was taking a shower. I told them that they were being too much. A and B made fun of me, advised me to move out, and even planned to rent out my bed and share it equally among the three of them after I moved out. My good friend C stood by and remained indifferent. I wanted to call home, but I didn't have the courage to do so.

Twenty-five. I dreamed that I was taking a shower. I washed my hair as usual and tried to catch all the hair that should have fallen out. Suddenly a large handful was caught and the roots were neatly cut off. When I looked in the mirror, I saw the hair from my forehead to the top of my head. A big bulge

26. I dreamed that Ba gave me the new shower gel he prepared when I was taking a shower. He is really strict about the ingredients

27. Yesterday I dreamed at night that when I was taking a shower, there was a ghost peeking through the crack in the door. No matter how hard I kicked, I couldn't get away, and slowly squeezed in through the crack in the door. I was so scared that I woke up in a cold sweat

28. Mom, today is June 6th. I miss you. I kept dreaming about you a few days ago. When I took a bath today, I thought of you when I gave you a bath. Hair, face, words with all expressions, crying while taking a shower, no one can hear me cry, looking at myself in the mirror is even more sad, your daughter-in-law is about to give birth, everything is normal now, it was not easy to be hospitalized a while ago. My dad still continues to sing and listen to songs.

I met my aunt that day and she was wearing your clothes. Hey, we all miss you so much. I still can’t mention you. I feel extremely sad. I’m thinking about what I’ll do alone after Yang Yang goes to kindergarten in September, especially when I think about it. When you are here, I can’t control myself even more, Mom, please protect us!

Twenty-nine. I dreamed that I was taking a shower and someone knocked on the door. There were the voices of several aunts outside the door (it’s amazing, I really don’t dream about them). I was so anxious that I couldn’t open the door. , and then woke up, it turned out that someone was really knocking on the door, express delivery

Thirty. I dreamed that I was taking a shower, and then the hot spring egg came in. I grabbed her and thought, you should take a shower too, So I started to wash the cat. As I kept washing, the hot spring egg turned into a gray fish. After washing, it became ripe and even torn. It was so scary. . . . .

31. Last night I dreamed of giving my son a bath. My son was so fat and strong. I didn’t expect him to poop in the tub.

Thirty-two. I had a dream after taking a nap. I dreamed that the baby’s father gave the baby a bath, but the baby fell down. Did you grow up drinking cold drinks for free? There is no point in your mind. Nutrition

Thirty-three. I dreamed of going to the bathhouse to take a bath with a high school classmate. He didn’t come out for any reason. I was still watching a movie about the prince playing football in the classroom next door. I took the key and went to the bathhouse to open the door. Clothes...several sets of clothes. Finally, the police surrounded the bathhouse. Then they said something happened inside...the boiler collapsed...

Thirty-four, someone She said that she dreamed of taking a bath and all her illnesses were gone. I was bathing her here but she was bathing far away. This person’s health is really important. I have been controlling it well for more than ten years and no abnormal indicators appear. Recently, I feel that my body is actually better than Everything was fine before, but my body needs to continue to take care of itself. Do you still want a person who still needs to take medicine to take care of himself?

Thirty-five. Then I happily took another sleep. I dreamed about taking a bath and a litter of puppies. Two puppies were only as big as a fist and had thorny hair. I saw that I had a pet that was a fat-headed fish. I held the fat-headed fish and touched its slippery skin. I dreamed about my dad and my sister. We were taking the subway in Beijing. I dreamed about the outline of the blueprint. Every layer was missing. Then a little bit, and then I finally woke up in confusion, and then I felt that the whole world was so refreshing, clear, and happy.

Thirty-six. I had a dream. I dreamed that I was taking a shower. Since the glass was white, it was not transparent. I found that the building opposite was also taking a shower, and the buildings opposite and below were all taking a shower. Looking at it, I thought they were two The men were taking a shower at the same time, but others were actually taking a shower while playing cards~ No spectators allowed! ! ^_^0

1. How to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day? Laugh it off.

2. Looking back suddenly, I wonder why you haven’t left yet.

3. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to hold on just a little longer and it will pass.

4. Just when you feel that the angels are resting on your shoulders, what others see is that they are shining brightly

5. The most terrifying thing in the world is not that terrorists hijack you. It’s the Filipino ** who will save you

6. What’s the point of getting married after a fruitless relationship?

7. Mei Ya always hopes that Xiaoxin can grow up, but Spectators are not allowed.

8. Big S eats one banana a day for a week. So you see, you just have to be patient. Why can't you when others can?

9. Never offend a creature that leaves blood and will not die.

10. Closing my eyes, I saw your indifference, just looking at me turning around with heartache

11. Some people say you look like a mouse; Like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

12. There is no better sound than the school bell.

13. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

14. In the shower, please do not watch! ! ^_^0

15. It’s not that I don’t smile, but I lose fans when I smile -_-!

16. It’s better to be at home during Chinese Valentine’s Day, why bother being messy in the wind.

17. State affairs, family affairs, and world affairs are none of my business! I am silent to the sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading!

18. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket and make instant noodles.

19. What hurts is that I have to take an exam

20. No matter who you fall in love with now, I will not frown easily

21 , the computer has the same language as me, every time I look at it gently, it will freeze subconsciously

22. Real good friends do not always have trouble talking when they are together. The topic is over, but together, even if we don't talk, we won't feel awkward.

23. The teacher said that my Chinese language was taught by my teacher at school.

24. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles.

25. If fate makes you lose a Dalang, it will definitely give you a Dalang in the end

26. My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. My shortcomings are : I changed it to be very low-key -

27. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing one's skills.

28. Taking a vacation means doing homework in a different place, right?

29. No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

30. Men who hang out in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated.

31. As long as you are good at hoe dancing, is there any corner that you can’t beat?

32. Believe it or not, flirtatious people are often the most infatuated and dedicated people are often the most unfeeling.

33. Real dinosaurs glow at night when the lights are turned off.

34. Inappropriate means being poor, having no feeling, being ugly. Falling in love at first sight means being good-looking and thoughtful, meaning being rich. This is the reality.

35. People who pretend are not necessarily evil, but people who are evil will definitely be. Pack.

36. I am unique. No matter how many shortcomings I have, I only have one. I can’t customize it. It’s up to you whether you like it or not.

37. Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain

38. It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose

39. I didn’t say you don’t want it Face, I mean shameless people are like you

40. I have always been a serious person with deep dark circles and bags under my eyes.

41. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than give. Even if I met someone who was attracted to me, I would just shake my head and forget it.

42. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from nearby trees a few more times~

43. You can never cure a person who is pretending to be sick.

44. I, a college student, have a goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.

45. The Lun family hates homework the most, but they still pester me shamelessly. How shameless.

46. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock and returned to the girl in the middle of the night. (Teacher’s comment: I will never change my stubbornness.) Your wife is taking a shower with me

1. When I went to the bathroom in the shopping mall today, I saw a young uncle standing next to the women’s bathroom, looking embarrassed. A naughty voice came from the toilet: I won’t go out until you buy it for me.

2. Two primary school students of about second grade. The little girl probably wanted the little boy to buy something. She stared at her cute big eyes and acted coquettishly: Look at my sincere eyes. . .

The little boy closed his eyes: I don’t want to look! The last time I looked at your sincere eyes, I stole a hundred yuan from my mother and was almost beaten to death by my mother. . .

3. My son was taking a bath just now, and he asked me to pass him a towel, but I didn’t want to move.

So I called my wife, but no one answered for a long time. Suddenly my son came and said: Your wife is taking a bath with me.

4. My daughter (4 years old) was playing with two little girls of the same age. One of them said to her: You are not as tall as us.

My daughter immediately replied: Are you as fat as me?

Me. . .

5. My five-year-old son came home from kindergarten and refused to do his homework. I said to him seriously: You should be more active in your homework!

Son: Dad, adults can’t say that bad language.

Me: I said bad words there.

Son: You said JJ.

Damn it, a big kid can learn everything all day long. .

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