Who can say a line from Degang Guo's My Life?

Crosstalk "My Life" Degang Guo Yu Qian performed this special performance in Tianjin. Guo for short. Guo Yu: Thanks to your teacher, you came to the show sick. During this time, you are in poor health. Guo: Especially this time, your illness was so serious that you were disfigured. Why are you disfigured? Guo: Hemorrhoids are: Hemorrhoids disfigured? Guo: Not all. Never heard of Guo: I don't know at first glance. Guo: Well, I hope you're not sick or in trouble. I hope you have a smooth sailing and everything goes well. I hope you don't follow me. Guo: I am so hard. What about you? Guo: There are no strangers here today. Tell everyone the pain in my heart. Guo: What do you have to say? Guo: It's a long story. (walks to the table) Y: Wait a minute. How about you go down first? Guo: I am used to standing on the kang at home. Guo: I can't speak. It's not easy to hit children. It is not easy to live in this life. Guo: Why is it so difficult? I dropped my cough ring and sneezed. Y: Not even close. Guo: Pull the cart over the hurdle one step at a time, eat sugar cakes and burn the back of your head. Guo: Here comes the sugar cake. Eat it, tear it open and the sugar will come down. You lick it, and it collapses. Y: Hey, don't spoil things. Why are you licking it? Guo: Be a person who is beneficial to the people: it is good to have this ideal. Guo: I have always wanted to be an athlete and win glory for my country. Guo: One day I will stand on the podium, and I will cry along with the national anthem. Guo: It's glorious. I train by myself. I want to be an excellent swimmer. I practice every day and become a self-taught student. Guo: Oh, I'll practice by myself. Guo: I practice scratching on the grass in front of the door. Guo: They stopped me and I said I deserved it. I'm dead (making a timid voice) Yu: I'm still dead. Guo: I can't do it without practicing. Why don't I contribute to my country? Boring-it's far away. My coach says going out doesn't count. Y: The ball is over there. Guo: It's amazing. I said I deserved it and died. I did something else, skating. What I am proud of is: this is called roller Guo. It is fun to wear roller skates and skate. It doesn't matter. Guo: One day, in the world competition, I wore roller skates and won the first place. I can't stay in the house: Xiao Guo. It drives and I follow it. Y: You didn't skate. Guo: It's exciting and fast. I just forgot to ask. This bus is going to Inner Mongolia. Y: Good boy, he lifted it as soon as he got out of the outer ring road, and the shoes on the wheels were on fire. People ran out and shouted, Look at Nezha. Y: Think of your shoes with wheels as hot wheels. Guo: What a pity. I fell behind in Chengde: I figured it out. Guo: My shoes are worn out. I'm afraid of pain, so I didn't follow: Yes, I'll wear them if I grind my feet again. Guo: My wish didn't come true, and I didn't go to school smoothly. Guo: Forget it. Primary school 10 years, middle school 12 years. These years are-Guo: I was named the most familiar face in the school. The new teacher came, and everyone listened to the inside story of the school with me: you are familiar with it. Tell them Guo: I don't like classes either. I don't understand what they say: Oh, I don't understand Guo: He doesn't like to look at me, and I don't like to look at him. I deserve it. You told me that I was sleeping in the dormitory: just sleeping. Guo: I'll play mine. I'll play it myself. I read that it is also a hobby. Guo: Are they my two hobbies? Please teach me how to play the harmonica. What I love to learn is the harmonica. Guo: How to play? I said I should practice harmony first. Uh-huh, then practice in March. I'm not interested in harmonica, but I'm interested in bones. Guo: You have changed your habits. Students are told to smell when they lose a key. His blood is cold and his heart is cold, so everyone says Guo: his sword is cold, his people are cold, and this boy is frozen. What's the use? What book is it? Guo: What's the use of writing this thing? Don't look at Guo: it's okay to stay every day. It's hard for people to introduce me to my girlfriend. My eyes are like this. (squinting) It's another sunny afternoon. My girlfriend, Miss Bias, and I are sitting in a 3 1 ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo. How did I find Guo? The snowball I want. I watched her eat it all in front of me. She can't see Guo in front of her. I hated it, and I glared at her. She didn't take it to heart: maybe I didn't see you. Guo: I thought of my parents far away in the south. I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years. My parents in my hometown are in good health. When can I kneel again? I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you haven't come back from home for a long time. Today, under the reminder of our neighbors, we remembered you as a child. We miss you very much. Our family has moved. I won't tell you where to go. Guess. Y: Have you guessed? Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left. Y: I can't find a home at all these days. Guo: It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy. I unbuttoned it and put it in your coat pocket. Y: The old man is a fool. Guo: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope was sealed. Guo: I'll go home and find them. When I arrived at Beijing Railway Station, there were no tickets left. Thanks to my girlfriend, I went to the police and asked, Do you know where the ticket scalper is? Y: Ticket scalper? Guo: To please the police: I also looked for it: Yes, didn't I? These are the only two people looking for him: Guo: Later, I don't know where she got two tickets. Guo: We really bought it. We boarded the train to the west: Ben went to Guo: The train walked for three days and nights and finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest. There is good news and bad news: two pieces of news. Guo: Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news? Y: Listen to the bad news first. Guo: We are lost. I don't know this place. In addition, it is estimated that we will have to live by eating cow dung in the future. Guo: What's the good news? Y: Listen again. Guo: Cow dung has its advantages: Oh, it doesn't matter. Guo: (Punching and kicking) Yu: Come on, save your strength. Guo: I'll go back by myself after beating her. After more than half a year, I finally returned to the dormitory. Guo: Hey, what's the point of living? Why are you going? Guo: I can't relax. Go to hell. Guo: Yes, I want to kill myself. Well, an electric shock is: touch the switch. That's a good idea. That was quick. Guo: Just to be on the safe side, try using an electric pen: I know everything. Guo: Goodbye, I'm dead. Teng-the power went out. Y: Well, what's wrong? That's ridiculous. Let's not let it die. Jumping off a building: falling off a building. Guo: Oh. What other cokes are there? Guo: I have studied the effects of jumping from the 20th floor. Y: What's the difference? Guo: Look, jumping from the second floor is-ah-.The 20th floor is-pa. Y: That's the difference. It's not very good. Guo: High-tech. I'm on the 30th floor. Bangyu: Why is it so loud? Guo: There is an iron fence. Y: I didn't jump out Guo: I rebounded. Take poison. Guo: I rummaged through everything and found a big bag of poison. Guo: Eat to death. Why are you so hungry? Get up and look at this bag. Yeast tablets are transparent. There is nothing to digest. I'm not dead. Guo: I haven't had time to enjoy my life. Live well. I have to do something. I can print counterfeit money. I can do business. Y: Is this business? Guo: I have a friend who told me not to print large bills. Large bills are also illegal. Guo: You print one yuan each. I said I am. How to print? He said, don't worry. You give me the money and I'll print it for you. It's the same as real. One is probably 40 yuan. Guo: Later, I wondered if he was lying to me. Guo: Is that enough? Guo: Is it understandable that you want to say 5 yuan each? Is your father's son. Guo: This is not the way. Do something else. I'll rob a bank. Guo: The bank is full of money. I will start writing a work log. I'll think of something. I have considered all the precautions. I must succeed in the robbery. There are several considerations. Guo: There are also precautions. We have experience in this field. Guo: One of our seniors robbed a bank. It was because the target was inaccurate and strong that I ran to the armed police dormitory with a kitchen knife. Y: I didn't inquire clearly. Guo: He failed. Nonsense, but did you lose? Guo: We also have a senior who is very successful. Robbed 65,438+0,830,000 yuan in cash: that's a lot. Guo: I drove to the persuasion field. Guo: It was 5: 30 in the afternoon. The police came and he was still stuck in traffic. Can't run away? This is Guo: We also have an elder who covers his head with a sack. That's very thoughtful of you. Y: Yes, Guo: The sack forgot to pick its eyes. Y: He can't see either. Guo: What a pity. Guo: That's too bad. We also have a senior Yu: Where did you get such a senior? Guo: Anyway, an elder with a gun has thought everything over. As soon as he entered, he robbed and took out all the money. More than 40 people behind him took out their guns. Pay wages. Y: Well, he didn't leave until we were together, did he? Guo: I must succeed. I will take good care of it. Y: Learn. Guo: I must rob it. I exercise and run. I will go out at four in the morning. Y: Key Guo: I won't grab a good guy to chase you, you can outrun him. Y: Guo: Get up at four o'clock in the morning and go downstairs. I can run. Call Zang Zaoyu: Is that a puppy? That big dog Guo: What a big brain. Y: Your strokes are right. Guo: Yo, it's so lively and lovely. Running after me scared me. Soon, as soon as I headed north, I went down. Guo: I dumped it. I am very practical. I made it. Yu: I dumped: I dumped Zangzao. I finished eating at night. I think-Yu: Wait a minute, you went to Zhangjiakou. Guo: Think about it. Can that leg be slow? Y: I said, why did the dog go? Guo: I think I need a helper. Guo: I need someone to help me I have a friend who has been stealing for three generations. Yu: Thief's Nest Guo: He is in the south. I will write to help me. I came to the north by bus. On the train, I was very diligent and wrote a robbery plan with a napkin. Guo: Write a robbery plan on the train. There is an old Red Army beside me. The train goes directly to the police station. Guo: I decided to go it alone. The bank is downstairs. I'll go first. I'll go at noon. What are you afraid of? I came to the front, and bang. Oh, what's going on? Guo: The glass is too bright. You can see the door clearly. Guo: Your nose is crooked. Go to the side to see a doctor. The hapless hospital next to it turned out to be a bathhouse, and it can do nothing but pedicure. Yu: I can't see Guo: I have kept it for many days. I think robbing a bank is wrong. We should rob an armored car. Oh, that car. Guo: There is money there. Y: Yes, Guo: I'm practicing now. How to practice this? Guo: I want to say goodbye to you by bike. You are practicing. You practice every day. You practiced in the street that day. The armored car came and ran into a gang of gangsters. They are fighting with guns. Many people died. When I opened it, I saw all the money: Guo Qian: Hundreds of thousands, God can't starve to death. I made a fortune in Degang Guo, and all the money is mine. I was unlucky enough to move this box. Blame me me. What happened to me? Guo: I went to the bank and deposited the money in the box. Guo Yu: Stupid?