Short humorous double act line

A: On the occasion of Children’s Day, I wish you all happiness and good health!

B: Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you! Hello everyone! Hello everyone!

A: Who are you? Come here to cause trouble!

B: My surname is Huang, and my name is Huang Shuang. I will perform an oboe for you today.

A: Double act? The knowledge is very great!

B: Do you have any questions about university? Do you understand? Then I need to ask for advice.

A: Of course, a double act means one person speaks and the other person does it. It is necessary to "talk and learn while the other person is speaking".

B: You really have so much knowledge. How about we perform and perform?

A: Okay, let’s try it?

B: Lao Huang, I am thirty-three this year and my weight is only thirty-three. Why am I so light? I don’t know! The food for lunch today is really not good. There are only fish, only shrimps, and only peaches. There is also a big round watermelon, plus two handfuls of peanuts. I don’t want to eat fish, shrimp, or peaches. Son, I don’t want to eat that big round watermelon...

A: Why don’t you let me eat anything?

B: So you mean to eat everything?

A: Of course, I not only eat everything, but also eat a lot!

B: Then I’ll let you eat more.

Lao Huang, I am thirty-three years old and weigh more than three hundred and thirty-three. Why I am so heavy, I don’t know! The food for lunch today was really good. There were fish, shrimps, peaches, melons, and two big handfuls of peanuts. I ate fish, shrimps, peaches, and nibbled on the balls. Big round watermelon...

A: You want to burst my belly!

B: How about we switch?

A: Just change, no one is afraid of whom!

B: Okay...it’s up to you this time.

A: You can learn whatever I say, but don’t, you can’t learn what I say.

B: I will learn whatever you say. Is there anything I can’t learn?

A: Look, he has to obey me as soon as I slap him. He will do whatever I tell him to do. See how I punish him. (Talking to the audience)

The sun in the sky - big, big, big, me on the ground - hot, hot, hot

I took out my handkerchief to wipe my sweat, and drank A glass of cold water clears the fire, I take off my coat to get some air, and I pull off my tie to cool myself down; the cold wind blows, the snowflakes float, and I jump with the cold. What’s wrong with me? I don’t have a fever. I’m confused and should be beaten. I stretched out my right hand and slapped the left cheek, stretched out my left hand and slapped the right cheek...

(B stood up) The performance is not over yet!

B: If you keep beating me, I will turn into a pig head.

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You can also choose the following content:

Ximeng: Hello, audience friends, today is the graduates party of our School of Foreign Languages. The scene is so big, how can I be left out? Today I will give you a double act. Come, I'd like to invite my partner Chen Cheng. (He Binbin walked out from the backstage) Chen Cheng: Good evening, audience friends. Binbin misses you so much! Ximeng: Ouch, sister Binbin.

Long time no see, you have lost weight again! Chen Cheng: Hey, what are you talking about? You just lost weight. Your whole family has lost weight! Simon: Okay, okay, I was wrong. The Lun family just wants to get close to you. Chen Cheng: Okay, okay, let’s get to the point quickly. Didn't you see how angry he is underneath? Ximeng: That's great. There are a lot of people here today? Chen Cheng: Oh, after hearing what you said, I found a large area of ??darkness down there.

But it’s all for you! Simon: Why are you here for me? Chen Cheng: Needless to say, you are a strange flower in our non-famous cross talk world! Xi Meng: Then tell everyone, why am I so strange? ?Chen Cheng: Okay!

Everyone, take a look, this is the hairstyle. Simone: This hairstyle. Chen Cheng: Such a look. Ximeng: What does this look like? Chen Cheng: Come on, let’s look at the hairstyle! Xi Meng: Be serious. Chen Cheng: Okay, be serious. What are you doing today? Ximeng: Today I will give you a double act. I hope you like it. Chen Cheng: I hope everyone likes it. Ximeng: As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, and beauty depends on makeup. We still have to put on makeup before the show.

(Applying makeup to Chen Cheng) Chen Cheng: Oh, your technique is quite skillful. Ximeng: I have learned it before! Spent two days at the funeral home. Chen Cheng: Hey, are you trying to curse me today? Are you looking for a fight or something?

Ximeng: Bah, bah, bah, good luck, I was wrong.

Okay, let me show you how handsome this girl is. Chen Cheng: Okay, come on. Simon: Okay, sit down. Chen Cheng: Okay, okay, sit down. I’ll start as soon as I slap my legs!