60 funny homophonic sentences suitable for parents of senior high school entrance examination.

Funny homophonic terrier suitable for parents of senior high school entrance examination (I) 1. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat.

2. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

3. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers beside him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.

6. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, and can use smart phones. I have a bright future.

7. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."

8. You stayed up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

9. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

10. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

1 1. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

12. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"

13. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, leave me alone.

14. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

15. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

16. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

17. "Why do you often get dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

18. "Why do we have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."

19. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

20. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

Funny homophonic terrier suitable for parents of senior high school entrance examination (2) 2 1. Want Want Snow Cake will become a want want quilt when it feels hot.

23. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said with grievance, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

24. What 24.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

26. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

27. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

28. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

29. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

30. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

3 1. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

32. What are the benefits of a man being lascivious? Okay, what about you?

33. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

34. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

35. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

36. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

38. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

39. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

40. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."

Funny homophonic terrier suitable for parents of senior high school entrance examination (3) 4 1. Stir-fried chicken with porridge, you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

43. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

44. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

45. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

46. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

47. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

48. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and I called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

49. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

50. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!

5 1. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

53. The bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. The fruit trees didn't bear fruit until autumn. The bear said disappointedly, "No fruit, no fruit."

54. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

55. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

57. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

58. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

59. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

60. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.