The sentences that hurt friends are humorous, and 44 sentences that hurt each other's girlfriends are recommended.

2. Waste your life with interesting people.

3, plastic sister flowers, never separate.

I want to escape to a happy planet with you.

5. Sisters of the times will never be separated.

6, long time no see, cordial and fresh.

7. Your looks and IQ are good.

8. Only I know that you are wearing bear socks.

9. Children are responsible for eating and drinking.

10, happy, depressed.

1 1, scold me, do it, please hit my friend.

12, one for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

13, friends walk together all their lives, and whoever has an object is a dog.

14. Ask your sisters what they are doing and how long their heartbeat is.

15, this is the first time for us to be human, so why are we beautiful women?

16, could you please see clearly what goods you are talking about?

17, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls.

18, you either have late puberty or early menopause.

19, the person who sat in a wheelchair with me when I was 80 years old.

20. You know my strangeness, and I know yours is lovely.

2 1, hello, everyone, I'm spicy chicken, and this is my friend spicy chicken.

22. Although we are not rich together, we have a lot of evening breeze.

23. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

24. We share joys and sorrows ... When I finish laughing, we will share joys and sorrows.

25, share the blessings and have meat to eat. We share weal and woe.

26. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

27. Can you wipe your gum and see who is speaking clearly?

28. What is the best friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

29. Sorry, I didn't finish reading my fairy tale book and let the princess run out.

30. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you.

3 1, spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

32. When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

People come and go to say that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesman, Haier brothers.

Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. Look up at the sky, blind as a bat.

35. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

36. You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

37. If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, Ah, so you are not Egypt.

38. You can't resist my estimate. You can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside. There's nothing you can do, right?

I don't want to judge people by their appearances. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

40. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, or don't want to talk to you because it's too difficult to talk to you. Can you believe it?

4 1, boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?

42. How dare you go out with that face? Your goal is to frighten to death one by one, right? Grab a telephone pole in the street, lift your hind legs, pee and see what you look like!

43. Once upon a time, there was a university student. I heard that as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers, you can attract the attention of the opposite sex. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster.

44. In front of a woman, she always shows her Excellence like a peacock with her screen open, but ignores her exposed ass. A smarter woman can know the truth, and sometimes as long as she turns behind him, she will laugh her head off.