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Is there any cure for such a lazy and stupid daughter-in-law
Let me start with an incident that happened two days ago. It has been ten years since she graduated from college, and her salary has never exceeded 2000 yuan, nor has she paid five insurances and one gold (you can imagine how bad the mix is). Now I work in a kindergarten in the town, with a monthly salary of 1500 and no insurance. I have been urging her to go to the city to find a job, or to take an examination of civil servants and institutions. 60 yuan can change her life. Finally, I took a civil service exam this time. I drove her to the examination room that day, because the school where the examination room was located was on the side of the road and there was no parking space, so I parked my car in the square less than 300 meters. 1 1 After the exam, come out, call me and ask where I am. I said in the south square. Come here. The daughter-in-law said directly, I don't know the direction, I don't know where it is. I looked up and the sun was shining, so I said, the sun is south. Cross the street and go west. You hung up on me before you finished. We have been to this square more than a dozen times. When I look at this stupid thing, it doesn't distinguish between east, west, north and south. Pick her up at once, get off and wait by the side of the road. After waiting for a while, I didn't see anyone, so I called and didn't answer three times. I called back later. I asked where I was. I went to the People's Bank. I see it is still on the opposite side. There was a traffic light next to the People's Bank of China, and I said, Come to the traffic light and I'll wait for you here. Then I walked back across the street. As a result, no one came after waiting for a few minutes. I called to ask where I was. Q&A: I went to a big supermarket. I went to a supermarket on the north side of the road. ) I'm hungry. Let's eat. In winter, I stood on the road and waited for more than ten minutes, but I couldn't be found. I went to the ball handle, thinking that 12 there were many people eating, so I just lay in the car and have a rest and eat later. 12: 30, I called her. Have you eaten? No, there are only noodles in the supermarket. Can I eat? You can't eat noodles when I'm gone. How expensive you are. (Where are you now? I went back to the place where I took the exam. Where is the hotel? I'm dizzy. Don't call me at the traffic lights when I come back. ) I was angry and said I didn't know. Find it yourself. I thought to myself that when I drove her this morning, I saw several restaurants on the edge of the opposite community. Let her find it herself. Then I went to the supermarket to eat a bowl of oil sprinkled noodles. As a result, when the exam started in the afternoon, she didn't look for a restaurant or eat at noon, but bought melon seeds or something in the supermarket. Is this person stupid?
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