Talking about work humor

1, just because there was a wave before, it was said that it was particularly good to be on duty on weekends, so you could sit and not lie at home and be bored. As a result, they asked me to help on duty on weekends. I am on duty alone, and the whole unit is mine. .

2, a person on duty, a meal home alone, a boring day.

3, on duty! The office is empty, cold and hungry, so it's boring to sit around.

4. Some people say that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave work after work.

It's noon now, so it's difficult to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

6. Look at the Forbes Rich List when you get up every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work …

7. It's hard and tiring to go to work. It's a hell on earth. Why don't you join club B? You don't have to wait in line to go shopping, and you don't have to pay shopping fees and collect protection fees.

8. You are not the wind and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

9. The manager ran to our office happily and said enthusiastically, Today is a beautiful day, and tonight is also a beautiful night. Let's spend it together!

10, when I was looking for a job after my senior year, a design institute came to our school to recruit. The first question in the interview is: Are you always online? How many nights can I stay? I taught myself, stayed for two nights in a row, and my spirit was good, and then he was hired. How much this design institute needs to stay up late!

1 1. After working overtime for a while, he just lifted the bronze statue over there, put it down, lifted it up, put it down, and his colleagues next to him got depressed and said, What are you doing working overtime to mention this? Colleague A: I'm sleepy. I'm refreshed!

12, most of our companies are male diaosi, and as a result, the welfare that the boss gave us this Mid-Autumn Festival was a friendship trip with another company that was all MM ... On the way to the fellowship, I told one of the MM that this Mid-Autumn Festival welfare was still very good. MM looked surprised: not bad? We are working overtime!