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Qq literature and art, sadness, love, talk about how big the world is. If you don't work hard, you won't see each other again.
2. When I shed tears for you, did you ever feel distressed?
This city is very big because I can't meet you. This city is small because you are here.
Everything is saved: whether the money is goodwill or disappointment.
Laugh and laugh every day. Only you know how tired you are. Laugh at others during the day and cry at night.
6. We love so clearly, but we still choose to leave, leaving only the right to miss!
7. Before a person becomes hard-hearted, he has paid all his gentleness and kindness.
8. In the adult world, you can say anything hypocritical.
9. You know I miss you. It's not a waste of time for me to brew those seemingly useless nonsense over and over again around such a big bend.
10. I want to live with you and enjoy the endless dusk and the endless bells in the town.
1 1. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to play a joke on you and others.
12. When I was a child, I dared to go on the rampage barefoot. When I grow up, I am careful with my shoes.
13. When you like one thing, you will inevitably add another annoying thing. I like seeing you, but I hate not seeing you.
14. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes.
15. The world is actually very big. As long as we don't meet deliberately, we really won't meet again.
No matter how desolate the world is, loving you will not be lonely.
1. No matter how desolate the world is, you won't be lonely if you love you.
Try to eat a candy every day, and then tell yourself: Today is really sweet.
3. He who knows others is wise, and he who knows himself is wise. People, if they look at others through a telescope, have to look at themselves through a magnifying glass.
4. Don't regret what you missed. People and things you miss, others have a chance to meet, others miss, you have a chance to have. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.
If I am happy, it is because I love you and I am loved by you. If I am unhappy, it is because I don't know how to love myself.
6. Everyone has some unacceptable parts in his personality, even the best people. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself.
7, like but not love, love but not like, it can be seen that like and love are not the same thing. Like, is to see good or even excellent things, the following idea is: want to possess. Love is more about seeing things that are bad or not good enough. In fact, I expect it to be good, even good, and the incentive that comes with it is: willing to pay.
8. Some things can't be rejected at all, such as loneliness, memories and falling in love with you.
9. If someone is willing to end your chat with his words every time, such as "uh-huh", or even repeat his good night, don't think he is wordy, he just takes the sense of loss caused by the interruption to himself. Such people are very gentle at heart, and it is difficult to meet them again if they miss them.
10, one minute of love, one hour of love, one day of love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime.
1 1, some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives; Some people look at you, but let you remember your life; Some people look at you, but they affect your life; Some people are enthusiastic about you, but they are left out by you; Some people make you happy for a while, but they get the chains of your thoughts; Some people have been wishful thinking for n years, but you have refused for n years; Some people's casual expressions have become eternal thoughts.
12, dear yourself, what you are paying now will be a kind of precipitation. They pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.
13, if one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself.
14. Life is like a play. Unfortunately, there was no rehearsal and no replay. In the end, there is no turning back.
15, don't let someone who likes you cry for you once. Because you can only hurt him like that once. Then you changed from an indispensable person to a dispensable person. Even though she still loves you, something has really changed.
16, even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to mend it.
17, most people think that courage means not being afraid. Now let me tell you that not being afraid is not courage, but some kind of brain injury. Courage is that you can face difficulties even though you are afraid; Although you feel pain, you can still face it.
18, sunrise in the East China Sea and sunset in the West Mountain, one day sad and one day happy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.
19. If you can't love me well, then … get out of my heart. From now on, I will love myself.
20. Lips are like wounds. Only by closing them can the pain be slightly relieved. Sink into the depths of silence, silence is power.
Qq Space Classic: Life is full and will not be paranoid.
2. Most people always pin their happiness in life on external things and attach themselves to secular recognition. All aspects pay attention to status, property, treatment, reputation and other things. Once you lose these things, it will be a heavy blow, you will often feel pain, and your happiness and happiness foundation will be destroyed. If we really live like this, then happiness is far from us. Why do you want others to evaluate your happiness and grasp yourself?
3. Many people are deliberately pursuing so-called happiness; Some people get it, but the price is huge. Many philosophers have said that happiness is a feeling, just like Buddha in your heart and mine. The feeling of happiness decreases with the degree of satisfaction, which is closely related to people's mood and mentality. The sages said: The harder you work, the deeper you love, the happier you are, and the harder you think. A person always feels unhappy, which is his greatest sorrow. Happiness is a feeling. If you are not satisfied, you will never be happy. Contented people are always happy!
Short-sighted people are always ungrateful, begging everywhere in times of crisis, and never showing up after the job is done. Call names when you ask for help, and run amok when you succeed. Such people are most despised. Unfriendliness makes friends sad, and ingratitude is a sign of quick success and instant benefit. Unkindness only benefits for a while, but it will always be broken. Don't kick down the ladder, you'll cut your own back.
Everyone will meet three completely different people in their own life journey. The first kind is people who can understand, appreciate and value themselves; The second is people who misinterpret, vilify or even exclude themselves; The third kind of people are people who have nothing to do with themselves. The first kind of people should respect themselves as teachers and friends, and the kindness of dripping water should be rewarded with springs. The second kind of people hurt themselves deeply and need to stay away wisely, not worry and care. For the third person, be polite and peaceful. Understand different people, treat them differently, birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups.
It is a painful thing to impose one's subjective will on others. Impose your will with your majesty, others just take it orally and refuse to accept it. After a long time, they will rebel. To impose one's will with one's own stubbornness, others just silently endure or cover up their anger, but they may turn against each other for a long time. Only by reviewing whether one's words and deeds are in harmony with society can one really get the approval of others. People can't be consistent, so don't take me as the center.
7. Be careful when you are in good times, otherwise you will be extremely sad. It is easy to get carried away when life is proud. When you don't know your last name when you get carried away, evil thoughts and deeds will take advantage of it. In adversity, you must be extra patient, or you will die early. When life is frustrated, it is easy to lose your manners. When you lose your manners, you don't know your future, so negativity and despair will take advantage of the gap. Laugh at the ebb and flow of life and keep your heart.
8. Blindly forbearance means losing principle; Blindly forbearing means no personality; Blindly forbearance means weakness; Blindly forbearing means facing the danger of advancing step by step; Blindly forbearing means that you will walk into a dead end. Sometimes it's better to stand up and work hard. Pushing your luck is a trick that fools often use. Repeated patience will only fuel their arrogance. Do it when it's time to do it, and it's a last resort to give something powerful! People who push their luck should be bashed head-on, and tolerance is not necessarily a good thing.
9. You can't do things only by your own feelings, and you can't do things only by your own feelings. If you are impulsive, you will be in trouble. Sometimes your perception is wrong, things are not as simple as you think, and appearances are always confusing. Rational work will not be repeated, rational work will not make big mistakes, and rational work will not make you regret. Remember: don't be too impulsive! You can't just follow your feelings, you can think more and not regret it.
10. Life is a train to the grave. There will be many stops on the way. No one can accompany you from beginning to end. You will see people coming and going, up and down. If you are lucky, someone will accompany you for a while. When this person wants to get off the bus, even if he doesn't give up, he should be grateful and wave goodbye, because maybe another person will accompany you further at the next stop.
If you don't do it, you won't die
Lead: Why did you get me pregnant? ! I am still a college student. You ruined my future and affected my life! "You are a big man kneeling every day and begging me to give you more meat." You are fat and have the face to tell me? Aunt canteen said calmly.
1. I saw a sister paper buying rabbits on the road ... Buddy: Do you know why girls like to keep rabbits? Me: I don't know. Buddy: So you can buy carrots blatantly. ...
Usually, flowers should be sent out on Valentine's Day. I also bought 22 roses (meaning two people together). Before sending flowers, I decided to Doby them. After my girlfriend approached, I asked the man who happened to walk side by side with her loudly: Sir, buy a rose for my girlfriend! As a result, that man really bought one for my girlfriend ... alas, he turned himself green.
I remember that when I was in middle school, my classmates nicknamed Yuan, the head teacher, a bandit. One day, one or two students in my class were late for self-study last night. They looked in the classroom outside the classroom and didn't see the class teacher. Only this student lifted one foot and kicked the classroom door open, loudly saying, is Yuan the bandit there? This is a man standing in the seat of a second-rate classmate in the last row of the classroom and whispering, where's Yuan the bandit? . Idiot classmate died at the age of seventeen.
One year, near Valentine's Day, my girlfriend sincerely said to me: Look, you are busy at work now, and you spent so much money on the New Year a few days ago. Just buy me a box of chocolates this year, really. Then I obeyed. Then one day 14, people ignored me. ...
5. Going to the movies with my husband, a man on the right fell asleep. I pushed my husband on the left and said, look, that man actually fell asleep, which is a waste of money ... Husband: This little thing woke me up, which is too much. ...
I attach great importance to this speech. I sprayed hair gel and perfume before going out. Standing on the flag-raising platform, I was a little nervous with a microphone. I opened the manuscript and read it: I'm sorry, I shouldn't smoke in the toilet, I shouldn't take selfies, I shouldn't upload space, I shouldn't add the class teacher Q, forget it, it's all tears.
7. Wife: The husband and wife next door quarrel, why do you mind your own business ... Husband: Can I stand it if you hit me again and no one comes to persuade me?
8. Husband and wife talk ... Wife: I'm so scared. There are two people staring at me for a long time outside the telephone booth ... Husband: Why? Wife: I don't know ... Husband: Staring for a long time? Wife: Half an hour. ...
9. Just this morning, it was so cold. I got up late, rinsed my mouth and washed my face, put on my scarf and went out, watching me on the bus. I thought I was handsome. When the company took off the scarf, Nima was still wearing a towel. I cann't believe I didn't find it all the way
10. One Valentine's Day, I was crazy about romance, so I went to the flower shop and bought 99 roses for my girlfriend. Let's not talk about the various onlookers along the way. We can't let people hold them, can we? So except for the 1 minute I sent out, I hugged all the way. Because I don't usually do manual labor, I can hardly lift my right hand when I get home. My girlfriend laughed at me and said, hahaha, haven't you been exercising your right hand ... black line disease ...
1 1. I have a daughter who is in the second grade of primary school, and her homework should be composed of two words. I only want one night, my daughter thinks of one morning and my wife thinks of a rich man. Your mother is speechless. I really want to kill you
12, M: Boss, is this fish fresh? Boss: Look at this lively fish. Why isn't it fresh … M: My wife is alive and kicking, too, but I don't think it's fresh …
13, lz male, my friend once asked me, "What do you think is the happiest moment in your life?" Me: "When I have a car, a house, money and beautiful women." The friend asked again, "What about the most lost moment?" Me: "Think of it as a dream."
14, doing experiments in chemistry class, a stench came to my face. Me: Who is using hydrogen sulfide ... A buddy replied: Sorry, I farted. ...
15, high school. English is not good. The English teacher tried to motivate me. Give me a British representative. Nothing more than helping to deliver homework or something. Once an English teacher went to a research project. The English teacher of the next class will take this place. Ask a difficult question. No one answered. I had to call the branch representative. I stood up in a daze. Just say a D. That's right. Choose D for the multiple-choice questions that will not be tested in the future, and then embark on a road of no return.
16, the traffic police stopped a man riding a motorcycle without a helmet, and there was a child sitting behind him ... Traffic police: It's dangerous not to wear a helmet, you know? Man: I know, but I don't have my son's helmet ... Traffic Police: Why don't you wear it? Man: If anything happens to my son, I won't live. ...
17. In high school, there was a water dispenser behind the classroom, and I sat in the last row. On a whim, I quietly turned on and off the red and blue switch of the water dispenser (red is boiled water and blue is cold water). After class, a sister paper came to pick up the water. Because it's summer, you must drink cold water, so you use the blue switch. I drank it straight after I finished it. This painting is so beautiful that I used my brain. You asked me the result? The result is to review the additional medical expenses ~
18, I went home on holiday, and people came to my house to match every day. I said to my mother: Why are those people like this? I am still a student. My mother said: I thought you graduated ... I was shocked. Think about it, think about it, I still have two years, okay? I am tired.
19, grandpa: Xiao Wang, you should study hard ... grandson; Or you can't marry a good old woman ... Grandpa: Who told you that? Grandson: Dad … Grandpa: Stupid grandson, not only can't find a good wife, but also gave birth to a stupid son …
20, the buddy played with cutting fruit, maybe his hands were sweaty, and then he rubbed his clothes a few times. Me: What are you doing? The buddy came to a sentence: I sharpen my knife.
2 1, remember cheating in the college final exam, all kinds of small moves. The invigilator found something wrong and came towards me. I coughed hard in front of my seat and clicked into the aisle to vomit. Then all that's left is coughing up the lungs. At that time, the invigilator discouraged me. I still remember the teacher's expression at that time, which was called acid ~
22. My little niece plays with her mobile phone every day instead of reading a book to be a winter vacation homework. I was worried, so I said she shouldn't just play. As a result ... she said ... I learn English for fun! ! ! ! Because after several times in a row, there will be a voice saying: good! Still amazing! Still great!
23. In the debate competition, those in favor live for themselves and those against live for others ... Pro: If you live for others, can you buy me a pancake? Objection: Yes. Professor: Then go now, don't compete ... Advantages: ...
24, once invigilated, I saw a boy sneaking around, with one hand still under the table and his mouth still moving. I think I must have cheated. I used to see Nima holding a string of beads in her hand. ...
25. Me: Brother, what are your criteria for finding a girlfriend? Brother: beautiful, capable, smart, good ... Me: If you really find a sister paper that matches the first six words, it should be good. ...
On Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my brother and sister-in-law. When my boyfriend saw me, he turned and left! So I caught up with him, and he cried like a girl: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, the children are so big."
27. Me: Standing at the crossroads of love, what should I do? Girlfriend: Just standing in the middle of the road. Me: Why? Girlfriend: They all have to listen to you. ...
28. I, diaosi, went to a grocery store today. The cashier was a handsome guy. My brain twitched, and I teased: Handsome boy, if you use something in your shop to describe me, what would it be? He said without looking up: garbage bag. I am so angry.
29. Doctor: You have a rare disease. You must be quarantined. I can only eat pancakes every day ... Patient: Can eating pancakes cure my illness? Doctor: You can only stuff pancakes under the door. ...
30. Valentine's Day is coming, and it's time for a group of boys to buy presents. I remember last Valentine's Day, my good friend Xiao Peng and his girlfriend went shopping and tried on more than 5,000 jade bracelets in a jade shop, but they never took them off! So we can only … hum … now those who have boyfriends can try on their favorite things in the street …
Editor's note: When I was preparing to go to the railway station last night, a beautiful sister paper asked me if the handsome guy could buy me something to eat. I said you have no money to eat, so you have no place to live. What's better, you can't go home with me and be my wife. She will leave at once. How ugly I am! I would rather die than marry me. ...
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