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Cow Touching in Midsummer
Midsummer Cow Touching Notes
? It’s funny to say that at this time of year, people are eager to touch cows. When I asked about it later, I found that there were many people like me. Hahaha, are you greedy? No! Just for the momentary joy of catching a cow. I saw a cow squirming on the tree. Obediently, I caught another one. I picked it off and put it into the drink bottle I had prepared. Like a victorious warrior, I then walked straight towards the jungle. Deeper... It's time to remember these cattle-touching warriors.
? If you want to touch many cows, you must first be well-equipped and dressed up to attend. Otherwise, how can you be worthy of the cows that live underground! The most important piece of equipment is a flashlight. This item was used for general lighting when I was a child, but its role in this cow-touching event is the first! From as cheap as 10 yuan or 20 yuan to more than 100 yuan, I heard that some even spend one or two thousand yuan to invest in activities. Wow, how many cows do you need to buy? It feels like the price of cattle has suddenly doubled! The styles of flashlights can also be said to be diverse, each with its own characteristics, thick, thin, long, short, everything you want. When I go to a shopping mall and hear that they are used for touching cows, the clerks will be very happy and talk about the techniques of touching cows for a long time. In addition, a special flashlight is launched that is worn on the head, just like the miner's lamp on the head of a miner, but slightly smaller. This flashlight is convenient and practical, and can free up the hands to catch cattle. That's it: Wear a light on your head, hold a long stick in one hand, hold a flashlight in the other hand, and hang a drink bottle around your neck. Well, we are fully equipped and set off for the cow! !
? Choosing a location for touching cows is also particularly important. You cannot choose a place with no or few cattle. If you can’t touch ten or eight cows after running for three or four hours, I personally feel ashamed to talk about it. Land with too many people is not ideal. You can do the math on your toes. Even if there are many cows and people come and go in waves to search them, the cows will still have to come out of the ground! As a result, Wangzhuang Forest Farm has become the main battlefield for cattle touching. There are many people but the forest is big and there are relatively many cows, which is enough to satisfy the desire of those who touch the cows!
So around six o'clock every day, someone would call friends in the group. "Let's go, let's go", "I'm driving, who will follow?", "Wait for me, I'll go downstairs immediately". There is unprecedented unity and harmony. If one person doesn't want to go, a group of people will do their best to make you unable to resist! Go, maybe there will be a lot of cows tonight, what a regret it will be if you don’t go! Okay, everyone is ready, bring your weapons, let’s get started at Wangzhuang Forest Farm!
? The forest farm is not far away. It takes more than ten minutes to drive. People who are eager to touch the cattle can’t wait to cross there in a few minutes to snatch the cattle. If they go late, they will give others an advantage. That’s okay. In the cattle farm There is no room for compromise on the issue. We finally arrived. Red, white and black cars of different models were already lined up on both sides of the road, and many people had already boarded the bus. "We should come earlier tomorrow", "We won't have dinner tomorrow, just come here". Anyway, nothing else is as important as touching the cow.
? Get dressed and ready to go. First, find a long branch, which will help the cow to climb down. Of course, the longer the branch, the better. Some people even used their own fishing poles, which is really well-intentioned! Walking into the forest, I saw warriors touching cattle with their heads bowed. Nowhere in the grass, tree roots, tree trunks, or treetops was missed. The carpet was like a search. Suddenly, I was reminded of the scene of clearing landmines during the Anti-Japanese War. Just imagine it. Not very similar! The seriousness of touching the cow is unmatched by anything else. Really, if I had been so serious about going to school back then, I would have chosen a prestigious university at will, but today I am so afraid of heat and mosquito bites for a cow! People are really mean, but no one can control how happy they are. On the platform of MoNiu, everyone is equal!
? Now let’s talk about the joy of touching the cow. The first is the happiness of discovering a cow. When the light of the flashlight sweeps across the tree, I suddenly find a small insect squirming, and my heart is throbbing. At this time, there is no identity, no age, no matter whether you are rich or poor, it is simple happiness. , happy simplicity.
Walking quickly towards the cow, I am excited, but also afraid that others will get there first. I raise my hand to pick up the cow, twist the cap of the bottle, stuff the cow into the bottle, 0k! Joy, joy! The second is the happiness of hunting for cattle. Although this kind of happiness will be accompanied by some disappointment and regret, the aftertaste afterwards is still extremely happy. Think about it, the strong flashlight light swept across a row of trees, and the light was as bright as day, so there was no chance of a cow escaping! Looking straight into the distance, the stars are shining all over the woods, so happy! Occasionally, there will be calls from the forest: "Hey, so and so, how many have you caught?" "It's getting late, are you going back?" "Come here quickly, there are a lot of cows here", one after another, it's very lively. Sometimes I find a snail living high in a tree, beyond the reach of a stick. What should I do? What to do! Anyway, cows are absolutely necessary. After scratching their heads, I decided to climb a tree. I picked up the tree climbing skills I had when I was a child. I hugged the tree with my hands and hooked my legs around the tree. It was really hard work. Unfortunately, when I was close to success, the cow snapped. It fell from the tree, so I slid down to look for the cow, but the grass was deep and I didn’t know where the cow was hiding! I can't laugh or cry! We communicated on the way back, and the whole car was filled with laughter! Hahaha, what a joy! Finally, let me mention the joy of counting cows. Returning from touching the cow really feels like a triumph. Remove the equipment, pour the cow from the bottle into the basin, and wash it with clean water. Okay, start counting: one, five, twenty, fifteen... quite a few! There were fifty of them. Hahaha, hurry up and get into the herd to report the results. It’s exciting and joyful again!
? The feeling of touching a cow is a rare enjoyment for middle-aged people! On weekdays, the pressure of being surrounded by seniors and young children is overwhelming. Coupled with the pressure from work, the sufferings of middle age are naturally contained in the middle-aged people's hearts. Being able to enjoy this simple happiness for one month every year is the best time in life!
Hurry up and check it out this year, we’ll make an appointment next year! ?
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