What else do you know about the top ten magic slogans in the game world besides greasy teachers and sisters?

If I said, "You've been cheated, you're just a title party article selling toilets, and you don't have the girl you want", would you hit me? what's up But reasonable, I don't think you should hit me, because when you are attracted by the title and pictures of this article, at least it proves that you have encountered these vulgar advertising words more or less, and you know the deep pit behind these advertising words. Then the question is, why are you so easily beaten by me after being brainwashed by advertisements?

This problem is profound and needs serious consideration. Of course, it doesn't matter if I can't think of it, because I have written the answer at the end. However, I suggest you never jump to the end, which is not good for you. ................, if you have already jumped, well, it doesn't matter, because the article has no end at all. Okay, that's the end of the routine. Let's take a look at those amazing game slogans.

65438 +0 Dragon Slayer, click Send.

Source: Page Tour "Dragon General"

Advertising language: unique attribute, created by you. One-on-one BOSS, angry brush equipment. Emperor PK, the winner is king. Dragon Slayer, click Send. Best equipment, one second. Lottery, surprises constantly. Classic equipment, the best attribute. Mysterious treasure chest, it opens the box happily. Unlimited brush monster, double experience.

How about it? Is there an instant sense of sight to reach the peak of life? I remember the first time I saw this slogan, I suddenly felt that my game career for more than ten years was in vain. What legend, what fantasy westward journey, what world of Warcraft, what DOTA is weaker than all his.

NO.2 I've been taking a bath. Where's the greasy senior sister?

Source: Page Tour "Dragon General"

Advertising language: years of waiting, just to let you fill my world. I've been looking for a world with you.

I don't know if it is the first one to promote the game with the extremely nonstandard "Putonghua", but it is definitely the most magical and impressive advertising language in non-Putonghua. Coupled with the beautiful video captured from the Korean "Sword Spirit", it is really hard for you to imagine that it is a "legendary" picture of BOSS and equipment.

NO.3 everyone plays in nine dragons.

Source: Page Tour "Nine Dragons"

Slogan: This year, only nine dragons with wood and games with wood will be played. Before we die, we must play nine dragons with wood and play games with wood. Everyone plays Nine Dragons with wood and games with wood, but Guawazi doesn't play Nine Dragons.

You Mu You is a popular roaring style in 20 13. Obviously, at that time, "Nine Dragons" used this craze to advertise, using the speed and tone of advertising and proper brainwashing. In particular, the last Sichuan dialect "Guawazi" is a bright spot.

Zombie number four, born of hatred between heaven and earth.

Source: Page Tour "Seven Killings"

Advertising slogan: "Zombies, born of resentment between heaven and earth, are immortal and abandoned by heaven, earth and man? There is a history of exorcism in the north, and there is a generation of zombie leader Mao Xiaofang in the south ... the mysterious zombie king general. " .

As mentioned earlier, the advertising language copied the game video and borrowed the online buzzwords, but this time it actually moved the lines of the film and television drama directly. Really pretend we haven't met. Do I have a date with a zombie?

Fifth, you cannot control our anger.

Source: Page Tour "Dark Light"

Advertising language: I will take the lead in charging, and my position is very firm. You can't control our anger, the dawn is just around the corner.

Players who have played League of Legends should know that these four sentences were once the mantra of Galen, Aria, Udyr and Leo. It is also difficult to copy this game, in fact, put these four sentences together into a slogan. Your energy is beyond your imagination.

Game 6 that can only be played when the wife is not at home.

Source: Page Tour "Proud Sword 2"

Advertising slogan: Can you bear it when your wife is not at home?

In fact, to tell the truth, this kind of advertisement already belongs to the edge ball. You know, primary school students can't hold back when they see this picture. God knows the curious primary school students are at home alone, locking the doors and windows, closing the curtains, and playing games. They find that it is Tetris, which is easy to cause childhood shadows.

Seventh, your time is very precious.

Source: Page Tour "Tianshu World"

Slogan: Your time is precious. Turn on the computer for the world of gobbledygook. I'm Zhang Jian, and I'm waiting for you in the gobbledygook world.

In the past two years, due to the severe crackdown on network supervision, the advertisements of page games have gradually changed from vulgarity to celebrity endorsement. But as the saying goes, that doesn't change that, and we can still see that kind of "malice" in advertisements. It is puzzling that the world of gobbledygook is obviously a fairy world. What do you mean by playing poker?

On the 8th, if you dare to bully my brother, I will let you taste the Dragon Slayer.

Source: Page Tour Legend

Advertising language: I am playing a game called Legendary Hegemony recently. People can't help themselves in the Jianghu. As a soldier, how can you not protect your brother? If you dare to bully my brother, I will let you taste the dragon slaying way!

Speaking of Lin Zicong, people are most familiar with the images of Pang Cong in Kung Fu and Master Liang Guangda in Living Buddha Jigong, but what really made Lin Zicong popular in mainland China was a web game called Legend. With magical advertisements and overwhelming online delivery, it has exploded every corner of the Internet. It can be said that as long as you surf the Internet, you can see this man in armor with Tu Longdao on his shoulder.

No.9 is the first X in the world.

Source: various page tours, including "The Goddess is Unique"

Advertising language: the world's first test, the world's first exposure, the world's first launch, the world's first and so on.

Old players know that a general game has to go through four stages: beta, beta and official operation, and each stage has its own tasks and functions. But some page games don't play cards according to this routine at all. You can visit their game official website. Today it says "within today's block", and then you will see it in a few days, or "within today's block".

No. 10/0 gift package 1888.

Source: various page tours including ancient legends.

Advertising language: come and play and send XXXX gold coins, cash, iPhone, ipad and so on.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to make 10 thousand yuan a day easily? Do you want a girlfriend? Then let's play page tour! If you follow their advertisements, you only need to play four or five page tours every day to get rich and reach the peak of your life. However, if you really believe it and run into the game, then you can only help others make a fortune.