Complete works of dialogue lines between men and women in duet

Ladies and gentlemen, Richardson, and Jeter, uncles, aunts, husbands, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen. Everybody come at ten o'clock!

Ah! It's hot in summer and sultry at night. It's a knot in my heart that you and I are separated on the big stage of Liu Laogen. The sun is shining tonight, oh, no, the stars are brilliant tonight, and the lights are shining tonight. This is the world of flowers, and this is the ocean of dance. Very good! Forgot the words ... the ocean! The vast sea of people, ordinary people, you and I are all looking for happy things. Your arrival will make the tent wall of Liu Laogen's big stage dusty, and your arrival will be as warm as going home. No, warm, warm. ..

Here, on behalf of our boss, I would like to express my deep sorrow-warm condolences to you, not the heat, all the proprietress and all the actors. -

Thank you for enjoying the performances of a bunch of mentally ill people with long endurance, compassionate eyes and compassion. The actors in our group are all mentally ill, but I am more normal than them, because I just finished taking medicine, ......................!

First of all, my new friends don't know me. Anyway, first of all, please allow me to introduce myself. I come from People's Republic of China (PRC). I am alone. I am a new student in Zhao Benshan. My name is Tian Wa. Tian is Tian Wa's field, and Wa is Tian Wa's. I am 23 years old. I belong to cows and bulls. My date of birth is 65438+September 20985. I am an undergraduate in primary school and have no education. I just went to school for two days and caught up with a big week. I can't speak any gorgeous language, but I can assure you that what I said in Turin made me open my mouth. I wish all the friends who applauded me tonight a long life! Steal the clock! It's never too late. Don't clap, I wish you play mahjong, forget to bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet, disconnect the internet, and get caught whoring.

Friends who applaud me, I will never forget you. I will never let you go like a ghost, just let you stay in my heart forever. I won't say anything, but don't look at me I know I'm a little surprised, right? Look at it. My mother studied me. Anyway, I look like this bear!

My master Zhao Benshan said, I sincerely thank every audience in Tianjin for coming to Liu Laogen's big stage. My master Zhao Benshan said, You are the Lord, God, Amen and Jesus, which is very important for us actors. We can make money if you don't come to see the duet, right ~! The clothes, trousers, trousers ends and socks we wear are all taken out of your pocket. As the saying goes, the mountain is not high, the fairy is in the spirit, the water is not deep and there is a dragon ... as long as there are not many viewers, just spend money and don't let in without buying a ticket. You are happy, our boss is happy, our boss is happy, the boss is happy, the boss is happy, the manager is happy, the manager is happy, and the actor has this (hand movement. With this, he can go out at night.

I won't say any more. Although I look sad, I am actually more talented. I am the best actor in our group. Don't look at my appearance. China has a saying: "It is not necessarily gold that shines, but the sea water is cold and salty." I am the most talented actor in our troupe, combining all kinds of arts. I don't just play saxophone and sing duets like them alone. I know everything. I will give you some stunts, acrobatics, ventriloquism, imitation shows, songs, sketches and musical instruments later. Anyway. I don't learn ventriloquism like Lausanne, where ventriloquism is very simple, and everyone can learn it like this: "(imitation),,,". Trombone, and drum set, drum set: (imitation). This thing is very simple. Just spit on Mike. I study ventriloquism I'm not bragging. I can't learn ventriloquism This is a bit contradictory, isn't it? I learn ventriloquism so vividly that you don't have to laugh, and I don't even have to learn anything. You can hear it as soon as you listen. It's so lifelike. Listen carefully: (learn ventriloquism, fart). Bullshit, hehe! This eldest brother can answer first, and the elder sister behind him is still covering her nose. It's okay. I put it in my mouth. I brushed my teeth. I use brand-name toothpaste. Did you watch TV? A foreign women advertises and takes out toothpaste. I also used Fuyanjie and toothpaste.

I hope my friends can watch that, martial arts, and I'll do somersaults for you. Flip. Look, flip. I'll give you a high-end one. Dare not bring a cuckold husband to Tianjin to mix. Thank you. I'll imitate a celebrity for you later. I'll imitate the one who said the letter of appointment. Dan Tianfang, a storyteller in Anshan, Liaoning, has a hoarse voice, which is like this: "Pa! Let's go back to the book and say that Liu, Guan and Zhang sent two generals, ok? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~, I'm so talented. And Marshal Ma, played by Fan Wei in Marshal Ma. Let's stutter. Thank you. Thanks to the warm applause from the audience in Tianjin. On behalf of General Victoria Wu and my niece Xiaocui, I would like to thank you. Oh, do you know the exclamation point? Alas, Fan Wei. And Ma Xiaocui, who is very cheap when she talks. Do you know: "Gangzi, where are you?" I miss you. Oh, dad, leave us alone. Gangzi is very kind to me. "Oh, how interesting! And my master, Zhao Benshan, put it aside in rural love and made a guest appearance as a marijuana king. It's like, when you speak with Jinzhou accent, Jinzhou people have a shortcoming. When they spoke, they picked up the ending. When you meet someone, you say, "Brother is here. Have you eaten? See where they go first, and then clean up. "

Some time ago, it was said that there was a Beijinger, a Shenyang native and a Jinzhou native. The three boys robbed the bank. Begging the police to arrest these prisoners, sentenced to 10 years. When they are released 10 years later, let him say, "Turn over a new leaf and start over." People who arrived in Beijing said, "Good police! I want to turn over a new leaf and start over. " When the police heard this, they let go, and Shenyang also said that I wanted to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf. When the police heard this, they let go. The young man from Jinzhou came to him: "How about turning over a new leaf and turning over a new leaf?" Hearing this, the police, alas, I said, do you have a problem? Go back and stay, just for a year. This is what you can do with your accent.

If you want to listen to songs later, I'll sing some. I am different from the boy in front. I am shameless. I forgot my words when I sang. I forget who you really love when I sing. The guy reacted quickly: "Please give me a chance, and don't say it doesn't matter to love again.". . . Sing! . . . Come along! Forget the words, you let the audience sing a fart! How annoying! People don't show off in an ostentatious manner when they come to power in a big bowl like them. They are very stable. Look at the real singer who died the day before yesterday. What's his name? Italian world tenor, (Pavarotti), no, Schwarzenegger, (what Schwarzenegger-Pavarotti-). Schwarzenegger, why are you so stubborn? (nonsense! ) I will give you a very serious Tianjin dialect instead of all the audience: "It's really not funny enough!" . Schwarzenegger sang the tenor of the Italian world. Every time he sings and salutes, people sing and never applaud. When he finished singing, he applauded-(learning to sing my sun)-. Here, tenor. And we from China and Yang Hongji, a bass teacher from China, sang The Romance of the Three Kingdoms "Rolling the Yangtze River to the East". As far as I'm concerned, what key is this? As low as WC bond. Singing in a low voice: "The Yangtze River is rolling eastward." Too fucking low. If it's lower, I'll dig a hole and sing. They are all big bowls. And Po on the Avenue of Stars. Po is an old singer. Do you wear a towel? When singing, it will have the taste of northern Shaanxi. Flowers in Shandandan, OK! Po, everyone is a big shot. Liu Huan heavyweight singer Liu Huan has a cold and sings Liu Huan's songs, do you know? I can't breathe. I will imitate a Liu Huan song and music for you. Give me some music, and I'll be fine. Liu Huan sang in a nasal voice, hmm, hmm, that's the color: "All the honors of yesterday have become distant memories. I have worked hard for half my life and returned from the storm tonight. " All right! Oh, honey, this, Liu Huan. Andy Lau and Andy Lau, the four kings of Hong Kong and Taiwan, all nodded and sang Andy Lau's songs, uh-huh, vibrato. Music, start! Who cares how bitter my heart is, where I am going tomorrow, and how bumpy this road is? All right! There are also Singaporean singers Adu and Du, who used to work in a cement factory. They are very resistant to cement tape and their voices are purely fucking choking. When singing Adu's songs, you should find the feeling that you are out of breath and dying. Let me imitate a passage for you. Let's follow the music Choke, (-learn to sing-), good! ! ! Why is it so quiet to come to my house? This is Adu, a great man. Nowadays, pop songs bother me. A long time ago, the wolf fell in love with the sheep. My kidney hurts when I listen to this song. A wolf falls in love with a sheep and can give birth to a fucking German shepherd! And that song, two rotten moths in Pang Long: "Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front." You fucking bump into thorns, and your home is in the northeast; "My home is in the northeast, by the Songhua River", is it contradictory? If you don't live on the east side of the river, you don't live on the west side. That's a turtle. That's it. When Yang Kun and Yang Kun came to power, they looked old and fashionable. They stepped on cigarette butts and talked about ash. When they sing "It doesn't matter, who will fall in love with whom?" "it doesn't matter