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A childish death sentence

1, I was driven almost childish and crazy by bears. I went to bed at ten o'clock and got confused at eleven o'clock. He is still tossing, and I have no power to control the universe. I got up and left the bed. Xiong Haizi cried behind me for half an hour. He didn't go to bed until I came in. He is not angry, but I am still angry.

It is destined to be a sleepless night. I'm so naive and crazy by bears. At this point, my diary has not been finished, and my attitude is as stubborn as a donkey. If I hadn't left a little sense, she would have been beaten to pieces by me. That's stupid. To put it bluntly, IQ is with me.

3. I was awakened by Xiong Haizi's heartbreaking cry of refusing to go to school. Well done! ! ! ! I didn't wake up, and my head was a mess!

Xiong Haizi is singing and dancing in the middle of the night. It's been an hour, and there is no sign of ending. So I can call 1 10 to disturb the people. That's really enough.

I was childish and crazy by the bear early in the morning. Looking at her arrogant and angry appearance, I really wanted to slap her, but I endured it. It's wrong to hit people early in the morning.

6. I have Xiong Haizi at home. My sister put my nephew to sleep and stood holding him and shaking him. Finally, I sat down and had a rest. The 3-year-old nephew closed his eyes in his mother's arms and said, stand up.

7. There is Xiong Haizi at home, but he wakes up early at home. Today, I went straight to the third floor as soon as I got up. My mother asked me what I was doing, and I said I was going to jump off a building. ?

8. Today, a large number of Xiong Haizi will compete with you for breakfast, bus and seats, and silently endure their endorsement, homework and love.

I went to bed just after nine o'clock last night. I was really sleepy and walked all day. As soon as Xiong Haizi starts school, I can go to work without always asking for leave. ?

10, the bear is so naive that I am going crazy. When will it begin to understand, and then the bear will realize that he will change his atmosphere every day, which will make him old.

1 1. Every day, the children fall asleep. I looked at that little face and felt super cute. I want to beat him up during the day.

12, I was childish and crazy by the bear this morning, and I was not calm enough. I criticized him all the way, and now it hurts to think about it. Why are parents so contradictory? How on earth should I educate you?

13, my mother told me: I really don't think it's easy to raise a child now. Mom said: Only when the children are raised can parents know their goodness, so children who are disobedient will be particularly chilling. Now I really feel it.

14, sometimes it's really not that I want to be angry. This is the mother's worry about the child's touch. It's really chilling for children to shout disobedience to you. I don't know what to do if I don't know the truth. I'm so angry, my liver hurts.

15. As a result, there was a Xiong Haizi at home, and he was still disobedient, chilling and sad. For what reason, his grandparents are always used to it, and his parents are always tolerant.