It's interesting to have no friends. The shorter the conversation, the better.

1. There are some things you can't finish. Leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

2. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

Don't complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

4. Don't be dejected and despondent.

I don't know what circles you all mix, but I mix dark circles.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

7. If you don't work hard now, you will remove all the bricks that others knock on the wall in the future.

8. I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.

9. Never leave a name when doing a good deed, only a business card.

10. How to pick up girls and male gods? How many degrees is appropriate?

1 1. Don't look at me as fat. When it comes to losing weight, I am a set of things!

12. What do you need women for these days? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

13. Since drinking water will make you fat, why didn't you drink coke that night?

14. As the saying goes, people are iron, rice is steel and beds are magnets.

15. Do you have any good clothes to recommend? It's not too expensive, below 1 10,000, just around 20 yuan.

16. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

17. I loved you very much yesterday, but I don't love you today. It depends on my mood tomorrow.

18. No wonder I can't lose weight.

19. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

20. Spring is never partial. She sent a spring to everyone.

2 1. I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.

22. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, the world is full of gray donkeys.

23. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

24. Although my sister is a little fat now, I think my sister was only six pounds when she was the thinnest.

25. If the whole world doesn't want you. Please remember, I don't want you if I have you.

26. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

27. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus.

28. No wonder I can't lose weight, because I have all my troubles in my heart.

29. My circle of friends is half love and half sorrow, with several strong WeChat businesses in the middle.