See others playing with their mobile phones and talk about their feelings.

1. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

I often see you on the bus, you often see me, I fall in love with you at first sight, but you hold your wallet tightly.

I thought we could go all the way to the end, but after two steps, you said you wanted to take a taxi.

I finally know why most people choose to get a haircut and change their hair styles when they are lovelorn, because after a haircut, you will find that lovelorn is not a trivial matter.

6. With the continuous updating of Xiu Xiu, daily P-pictures and beauty cameras, I am becoming more and more beautiful! A classic funny dialogue about mood phrases.

7. A buddy broke up with his girlfriend and said with a tragic face: Hey! My girlfriend gives me a feeling of the sea. I can't stop her because she keeps trying!

8. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you let me down to treat me as a goddess.

9. The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who you love now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

10. Why do parents only look at scores? Nonsense, you think they can understand the topic! ?

1 1. In this short life, I just want to take the time to be lazy.

12. In the past, my motto was not to bully the young and the poor, but after years of struggle, I finally changed it to not bully the middle-aged and the poor.

13. They all say that I have a bad temper, like joking, a good face and a good temper. It doesn't matter.

14. When I went to eat, I forgot to bring money for the fried rice with ten yuan of eggs. I said next time, but the boss didn't agree. In a rage, I called a dozen brothers to chip in for dinner.

15. I picked up a magic lamp, hoping I could find someone before I died. As a result, I won eternal life.

16. In junior high school, a man in the class disguised himself as a bitch and became girlfriends with all the female classmates. It was not until graduation that he said it was time to recover after eating so much tofu for three years.

17. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

18. Since you beat all other sperm with $100 million many years ago, you must have been born awesome. When I came into this world, I always left some traces.

19. When you think that the person you like likes you, you usually think too much.

I have been thinking that if Newton sat under the durian tree instead of the apple tree, we wouldn't have to work so hard!

2 1. I think you have done a good job of liking me.

22. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

23. The woman who just woke up in the plot of the novel is the most charming and deceptive. I just woke up looking stupid and oily.

God spread wisdom all over the world, so you brought an umbrella.

25. My bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night about it, and I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

A classic anecdote about mood phrases

Classic Funny Talk: Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are very difficult.

Wechat classic anecdote: I can't tell you what's good about you, just want to see you wash span style = "font-size:12px; Color: # 9E9E9E "& gtM.J458.COm's life is short, so cherish time.

Life is too short to cherish time (I) 1. No matter how gluttonous time devours everything, we should strive to gain fame while this breath is still alive, so that the sickle of time will not hurt us.

2. Another year has passed, and the old soldiers of Qiu Lai will come in spring. Time makes people old, but time is hard to keep. May you work hard, seize the present and create a better future!

3. kill time and waste youth; Wasted youth, wasted life; Advise you not to wait until the end is white, and then regret not leaving time; May you cherish the present time, work hard and draw a long, complete and gorgeous rainbow for your short life!

4. Instead of complaining that life is short, it is better to cherish time and grasp the present; Instead of complaining about many injustices in life, it is better to go into battle again and make double progress; Friend, please cherish your time, grasp your mentality and correct your attitude. I hope you will stop complaining that life is short. I wish you cherish time like gold and be happy every day!

5. Yan, there are not many days to come, twenty beauties, please kiss me, the grass is dying, and the youth is easy to live. -Shakespeare, British dramatist

6. Time is like light, which shines on your world and brings infinite hope; Time, like the wind, slips through your fingertips and always disappears. Cherish time and create infinite possibilities. I wish you happiness!

7. Time is limited, life is short, and a happy life is bought by hard work. Life is bitter, but you can't play with complaining. Cherish time is my advice. You need to work hard, perseverance is not for looking at. Happiness is what you want most.

8. The value of time depends on the use of time. The same quarter of an hour is valuable if used, but worthless if wasted. For actors, time is a step towards success; It's a steady stream of money!

9. Hard-working bees never have time to be sad.

10. Never come back when you are in the prime of life. It is difficult to wake up every morning. Encourage yourself in time, and time waits for no one.

1 1. Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows are there? I'll live until tomorrow, and everything will be fine.

12. Old Ran Ran came, and he was worried that his name would not be established.

13. Time goes forward and the clock can't be reversed.

14. White hair fish and firewood on the river are used to watch the autumn moon in the spring breeze.

15. Time is my property, and my field is time. -Goethe

16. Looking back, I was in a hurry for decades. Did you seize every moment? Imagine the future, the long road of life, whether there is a room full of thank you, sir. Yesterday has passed, and tomorrow will come. Sighs and longings are meaningless. Seize today, let's work hard to create a miracle of life!

17. The hourglass of life can never return to yesterday's trajectory, and the river of time can't turn back. Don't let yourself live in regret and pain forever, cherish time and cherish every moment in your life.

18. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

Do you love life? Then don't waste time, because time is the substance of life.

20. From the perspective of economics, time is a kind of wealth.

Life is too short to cherish time (2 1). Time is money. If you don't fight, it will always be someone else's. If you squander it, you will soon become poor. If you care, your future will be bright. If you cherish it, your life will be rich. Please cherish your time and make your life in Man Cang colorful!

22. Time not only allows you to see through others, but also allows you to recognize yourself.

Wasting time is the most extravagant and expensive of all expenses.

24. Of all the critics, time is the greatest, the most correct and the most talented.

25. You never know which will come first, the accident or tomorrow, so cherish the present and don't shoot when you shouldn't.

26. No misfortune can compare with lost time.

27. Don't dwell on things that have no results, things that can't be changed, things that can't be regretted, things that can't be turned back, things that can't be grasped, things that can't be depressed, time waits for no one, yesterday can't be welcomed back, grasp today's present, strive for tomorrow's future, and cherish rich possession.

28. Days are like rosary beads, which slip by day after day, string into weeks and string into months.

29. Of all natural gifts, time is the most precious.

30. When we open our eyes, time passes with the sun; When we are sad, time passes with sadness; When we are lonely, time and loneliness go hand in hand; When we read short messages, time passes between reading letters; Please cherish time and don't let it slip through our fingers with tears.

3 1. Don't sigh for the lost years, but face up to the time that has slipped away in a hurry. -Brecht, German "Caucasian Grey Aperture"

32. A hundred years is longer than a hundred years, and we must still love today.

Ordinary people only think about how to spend their time, while talented people try to use their time. Dude, you are a talented person. I admire you and cheer for you. I wish you "cherish time like gold", "brilliant career" and "overflowing with gold"!

34. Happy time should be kept, sad time should be transformed, happy time should be enjoyed, painful time should be endured, troubled time should be reconciled, and extra time should be used. Waste of time is a waste of life. Remind you to cherish time as much as possible.

Yesterday was an invalid check, tomorrow is a blank promissory note, and today is the only cash. So my friend, cherish it and grasp it wisely. May you create "the most precious wealth life"!

36. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in morning. -Xiao Jiang

37. Time can create everything, and it can also annihilate everything. Cherish the present. Perhaps, the next second, time will stay and beauty will go away.

38. Wasting other people's time is tantamount to murder for money, and wasting your own time is tantamount to chronic suicide.

39. Yesterday is just a memory of today, and tomorrow is just a dream of today.

40. Let's give time a little time! Cherishing the present will make future memories more meaningful.

Life is short, how to cherish time (3) 4 1. In fact, cherishing the present is the greatest happiness. Your so-called misfortune is only because you are used to looking up to happiness.

42. Don't sigh, leave some regrets and cherish the present. Life doesn't need to be perfect, just know how to cherish it.

43. People's lives are sometimes really fragile. People are really helpless when the disease comes. Therefore, we should cherish the present and cherish the people around us.

44. The sideburns are white and the chrysanthemums are still yellow.

Cherish what you have now, pursue what you can get, give up what doesn't belong to you, and don't be a dreamer who makes you sad.

46. People who use minutes to calculate time spend 59 times more time than those who use time to calculate time.

47. Time is money.

48. Regret, isn't it a fulfillment of years? May you have regrets, may you cherish the present and have fewer regrets from now on.

49. Let me cherish time, because cherishing time means cherishing life. You only have one life, so don't waste it and don't regret doing nothing. Students, from this moment on, cherish the time!

What should be done today has not been done, so it will be put off tomorrow.

5 1. Time is a golden river. Don't let it slip through your fingers.

52. This is the night for men to study. Black hair doesn't know how to study hard early, and white hair regrets learning late. -Yan Zhenqing

53. Yesterday's past is hard to grasp. Today's happiness flies by, and tomorrow's greetings will also become the past. Time will not stop for a moment. Cherish every inch of time, make happiness endless, grasp the river of time, and work hard for your dreams.

54. A day's plan lies in the morning, a year's plan lies in the spring, and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.

55. Youth is your melody. It doesn't need to be earth-shattering, as long as you have no regrets and cherish the present.

56. Time is like a butcher knife. It darkens fungi, ripens grapes and softens bananas.

57. Ten thousand years is too long to seize the day.

58. Time will cherish those who cherish time; Time will respect those who respect time; Time will understand those who know time; Time will be kind to those who treat time well; Time will fall in love with those who fall in love with time; A time waster will waste his own time!

59. Money is precious, life is more precious, and time is the most precious. Friends, cherish time, just like cherish life. May you use the most precious time to create the most precious wealth! Be the happiest person in the world!

60. Mountains and rivers shed tears. How long can they be prosperous? Today, we don't only divide water, but only autumn geese fly every year. -Don Liqiao

QQ classic fun talk, fun talk about mood phrases.

1. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of slag. I went in to have a look and got lost.

Don't treat me like a rival in love. Don't worry, I don't like your other half.

The typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I am blown to your house, I won't go.

It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid you didn't. I laughed out loud.

5. Playing mobile phone late at night is not only sentimental, but also hit in the face by mobile phone.

6. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

7. Do you know how good I am in bed? I can lie down and sleep for a day without eating or drinking. A classic funny dialogue about mood phrases.

8. I remember when I was a child, my brother and I planned to steal money to buy some food. Once my parents found out, let's make a new offer. When I pointed to fifty dollars and said, "Look, brother, let's buy something to eat." This product actually said, "No, brother, we can't do this!

9. When I turned rolling into gung, I knew I couldn't win the quarrel again.

10. At best, my class is colorful and rapidly changing, at worst, it is a mental hospital with mental disorder.

1 1. One day, Mrs. White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized: Madam, are you a rattlesnake?

What is a master? Is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in an instant, and then kill the opponent invisibly. For example, I: Mom, I think my mom: No money!

13. I'm so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.

14. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation sent by your predecessor.

15. Kidnapper: I have your head teacher. Student: I won't give you money. Kidnapper: If I don't pay him, I will let him go at once. Student: I'll get the money right away.

16. Just now I was eating pie on the balcony upstairs and heard a man and a woman talking downstairs. The boy said, can you fall in love with me? The girl said coldly, you want to talk to me, unless pie falls from the sky. As soon as I heard this, I threw the pie at the girl's head Come on, brother, that's all I can do for you!

17. Holding a hot mobile phone that is being charged and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

18. Women don't have to quarrel, as long as you are more beautiful than her.

19. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, you will probably never see him again.

20. I like to eat with learned people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, the food will be mine for the next two hours.

2 1. After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house and treat your children better than my own until your husband doubts life.

22. I want to kiss you. I agree to start kissing, but I don't agree to start strong kissing.

23. I am fat. One day by bus, there were many people and it was crowded. An old man was pushed away by the crowd, and I was ready to get up and give up my seat. As a result, the uncle was shocked and said, don't move, standing up will take up more space!

When I came home from school, I saw my mother cooking hard for me in the kitchen, which was my favorite food. I can't help feeling sour when I think that my family is usually poor. I was just about to speak when my mother looked back at me and said in surprise, today is not the weekend. Why did you come back?

More QQ classics are funny.

Classic Funny Talk: Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are very difficult.

Funny classic talking about mood phrases funny talking about mood phrases

1. Children without umbrellas must run hard.

2. How classic it is now and how thrilling it used to be.

3, the road is unyielding, move on.

I have many feelings in my life.

If you wear the mask for too long, it will grow on your face, and then you want to take it off unless it hurts your bones and muscles.

6. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say so many things you like to hear.

7. Being a man is like Zhen Chen hitting a Japanese man and playing with a Japanese woman.

8, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to sleep at night, close your eyes.

9. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

10, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

1 1, I didn't have a pot, I would have stewed you!

12, the reason for insomnia is too full, too hungry or too much missing you.

13. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

14, people who care don't understand, and people who know don't care.

Monks are fashionable because they all wear harem pants.

16, the three most tangled sentences in class: Why do you study? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

17. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.

18, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

19, I heard that your face is quite thin recently, and it's almost gone?

20. After all the vicissitudes of life, why do we always feel lonely but prefer to be strangers?

2 1, look at you, you look like a joke!

22. Doesn't mean that men and women are equal now, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

23. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost it is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

24, a bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!

25. Thank you for your hypocrisy and sincerity, and for making the lies come true.

26. Isn't it said that good medicine tastes bitter? Why hasn't it worked?

27. There are only two kinds of people who can play with me. One is someone who can tolerate my mental derangement, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

28. Can you blame my round face? Can you blame me for the delicious food?

29. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

30. For Bai, you have achieved three things _ stupid, rich and smelly.

3 1, forgive me for often pretending to be indifferent when I clearly care.

The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? Husband: On the day of daughter-in-law's wedding, the dog yelled at her. She said calmly, this.

33. Xiangyang: Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.

34. Cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get. Why not?

35. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

36. The supermarket is too cheat people. Original price 10.00 yuan, special price 9.99 yuan. Give me 1 point if you can.

37. I once owned you, and it hurts to think about it.

38, bitter people, eat dead rice. Working in the underworld.

39. There are only two-hearted women and no spoony men.

40. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals.

4 1, life is a chess game. I am willing to be a chess piece. Although I am slow, who has seen me take a step back?

42. Do you know that the biggest advantage of human evolution from walking on four legs to walking on two legs is that two pairs of shoes are saved?

43. insincere people don't say sorry to me. You are the best apology!

44. No matter how many times you make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who makes her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

45. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?

46. Sleepless nights drift by (╰ _ ╯) #

No one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

48. People like you can make you live for two episodes in the drama I directed at most.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

50. When you see through it, pretend you don't.

5 1, I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

52. The clothes you see at first sight are often beyond your means. People who are touched at first sight often don't like you.

53. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.

54. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

55. Don't always think that tanning can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

56. Those sheep grow into you on sleepless nights.

You should know that the future of Telunsu will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.

58. It's a wonderful life with food, drinks and computers.

59. You are kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

60. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.

6 1, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

62. I just had a telephone interview and chatted about the anecdote of my school days. Ask me about my grades and what I did as a monitor. I'm really not sure. I turned my head and whispered to my wife, are you the monitor at school? The wife nodded. I turned to my phone and said, well, I did it.

63. We are all tired. I didn't cry. You didn't go backwards.

64. Sanitary napkins are so expensive, can we afford them during menstruation?

65. Now the dream can't be realized, because it's nothing in front of reality.

66. Will the person you love in the sleepless night confess to you?

67. Don't listen to things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

68. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabbed you in the back and you turned around and said painfully, Ah, who are you? A friend stabbed you in the back. You turned around and said in surprise, Ah, it's you!

69. Let me tell you a story. Don't lose sleep all night.

70. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

7 1, it's sad not to know, and it's even sadder not to know.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

73. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

74. Let nature take its course. Even if I like you very much, I can't keep bothering you. I hope you can think about me once in a while

75, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

76. If Shuai Neng is a meal, my face can support you for two lifetimes.

77. The best? The first thing is to sleep with you, or sleep with you for short.

78. Don't promise me easily. I'm afraid you can't do it.

79. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

80. When you feel lonely and helpless, think that there are hundreds of trillions of cells living only for you.

8 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

We women are the only flowers in the world, so where do we get so much cow dung?

83. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

84. God didn't give me much responsibility. Why bother me, strain my bones and muscles and starve my body and skin!

85. Hold your hand and walk with your eyes closed. I won't get lost.

86. Parents: Please don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

87. True trust is when you say: I fart, she will never cover her nose.

I like your personality, but I don't like your gender.

89. Just like every drop of wine can't bring back the original grapes, I can't bring back my youth.

90. Make contributions to society without harming others!