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Talk about narcissistic space

1. Admit it, you still love me.

2. I'm handsome, please don't watch.

3. Don't talk, and feel my handsomeness with your heart.

4. Handsome is a word, but it has stuck to me all my life.

5. I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and ashamed of Andy Lau! !

6. Don't be infatuated with me. I'm just a legend.

7. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

8. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear is better than Haitang.

9. I can't live this life, and the poor have only money left!

1. This user is too handsome. It is forbidden to set a personal profile.

11. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

12. I'm cute for my age. I'm really a sinner!

13. How can a handsome man who permeates the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

14. There is no predestination between us. It's all up to me.

15. If being handsome is a crime, I am already heinous.

whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.

17. When I am gone, China seems to have lost his soul.

18. I wanted to keep a low profile, but they always applauded and screamed at me.

19. Today's weather is good, and it is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

2. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

21. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

22. It's not that I stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

23. I really envy that there is a handsome and witty me in your friends list.

24. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

25. Why don't I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

27. Think clearly before you come near me. I have nothing but handsome.

28. Some people say that I am handsome. I thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

29. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

3. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

31. Someone asked what is the number one beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

32. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

33. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

34. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so specific!

35. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

36. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads it when I make a statement.

37. If there is an afterlife, I wish I would stop being so handsome and be ordinary.

38. Every morning, I am awakened by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

39. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

4. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

41. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was bursting.

42. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is not a waste of time!

43. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

44. Take a look in the mirror and say, Hey, it's still so beautiful if you take a picture or not. The mirror has exploded.

45. There are two kinds of people in the world who are most fascinating: one is like me, and the other is like me.

46. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming, which is almost perfect.

47. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel down and kowtow. It's so fucking handsome.

48. Recently, people have always said that I am cute. I have been thinking about it all night, and I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

49. People who are super funny, have a good temper and are considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

5. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

51. I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

52. Young people, you must study hard, and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

53. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me. I am so beautiful.

54. Someone praised me for being handsome just now, so I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am more handsome than before.

55. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her that there were none, and usually pretty girls chased me.

56. Elder brother, who has been imitated and never surpassed, will be a flaming mountain that you, the lost sheep, will never cross.

57. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

58. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

59. The other day, I said it was best to break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we would still be friends in the future.

6. Just now, a beautiful person sat in front of me. We looked at it for a long time and didn't talk. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were sore.

61. When you can't find a good angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

62. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I'm so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it.

63. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me, so forget it.

64. Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to date yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

65. When I was young, the teacher asked me to explain the words: handsome boy? I was puzzled. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

66. I got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet. I felt someone next to me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and composed. It turned out to be a mirror.

67. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You just fucking call me handsome?

68. Just now, a handsome boy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired. Narcissism is funny and narcissistic.

1. Love is not as good as narcissism, love life and love yourself.

2. The external manifestation of selfishness is to love to say that others are selfish.

3. Anyone will get hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

4. Now I am indifferent. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

5. hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

6. You guys are so handsome that you can't get away with it, and I'm ugly to a new level.

7. Dear yourself, don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only fly, let it go, and let yourself go. Dear yourself, you must find something besides love that can make you stand firmly on the earth with your feet; Dear yourself, you should be confident and even narcissistic, and always remind yourself that I deserve the best.

8. Don't give up if you are jealous. Please continue if you are envious. Today's weather is fine, which is a good day to go out and release your handsome.

9. What do you like about me? I can change it.

1. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It's a lie to say that you're not angry!

11. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

12. Walking on a lost road. Watching the time turn, but I can't see the rising sun.

13. The difference between you and me is probably that when playing hide-and-seek, I will worry if I can't find you, but if you can't find me, you will go home.

14. Crying with real pain. Not too much emotion. But left a drop of bitter tears with a straight face.

15. I hope that when the countdown is zero, the Monkey King will shout "My grandson is coming".

16. A good-looking person can only take a picture as an expression pack when his head is ugly.

17. Don't think I'm unattainable just because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm all rivers run into the sea.

18. The light rail said don't carry inflammable and explosive articles. Someone got off the bus decisively because he was ugly.

19. I don't expect to meet the right person. I just hope to meet all people.

2. Q: What are the common characteristics of narcissists? (update facebook frequently? Constantly seeking the attention of others? People who are extremely narcissistic have some common characteristics, such as constantly talking about themselves, exaggerating their achievements, but lacking empathy and care for others, and exaggerating themselves in public occasions, such as being naked and sexy on the Internet, showing off muscles, or constantly talking about "self".

21. Be self-conscious but not narcissistic; For others, demanding but not demanding; Be devoted to feelings, but not infatuated; Feeling about life, but not sighing; Desire for achievement, but do not expect it; For the family, attachment but not infatuation; For friendship, yearning but not longing; For money, I hope but not covet; Share wealth, but not exclusively; Believe in faith, but not superstitious; For life, no regrets but no regrets.

22. Narcissists are all lovely. Because of narcissism, they know more about love.

23. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and didn't complain or complain. When I talked about it in the future, even I could be moved.

24. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It's your own problem that you like me.

25. I am neither bad nor particularly outstanding, but I dare to be different.

26, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother is just a legend

27, a man and a woman talk. M: I have someone I like. Woman: She must be very beautiful. Man: Why are you so narcissistic?

28. If one day, I become less innocent, please remember that it is not that I have become bad, but that I have been hurt by bad people

29. I am wandering between unrestrained self-examination and narcissism

3. My progress has made him sit up and take notice. Since then, he has lost his eyes.

31. It is said that people who are ugly should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

32. Q: Do you think narcissism will be a growing problem in the 21st century?

33. The sun in this winter is not the sun, but the lamp in the refrigerator.

34. Go all the way to the red line, stop at one stop, and the leaves in the flowers will not touch you.

35. Please God give me a brain that can understand mathematics and physics. I would trade my deskmate's beauty for it.

36. Even my exam questions are like this:

37. People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

38, lift the quilt in winter, get up in the morning, do exercises, take a shower and turn off the water, which is called the three desperate moments in life.

39. Those who pretend to be B should be beaten, not used to it!

4. It is God's creativity to make you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

41. His space problem is who I love most. I narcissistically typed my name, but I answered wrong.

42. Every day, I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

43. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear is better than Haitang.

44, think that others speak ill of themselves out of jealousy

45, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

46. A falling star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't be deserted for the whole spring.

47. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

48. Q: Can narcissistic personality be "cured"?

49. Finally, the court announced the verdict: it's not your fault that you are handsome, but it's your fault that your handsome appearance is fascinating. Ah, because I was handsome, I was sentenced to years. It's outrageous,

5. You said you loved me and you were happy all day. If one day, you say you don't love me, maybe I will be sad all my life!

51. I am in the late stage of narcissistic cancer and there is no cure.

52. There is a sadness that this math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

53. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

54. I am just like this, and I am doomed to be different from you. Thank you for not appreciating it. My style is limited edition.

55. I especially admire those real men who are cold to other girls but are obsessed with their wives.

56. Just as the raindrops that washed away the mountains devoured the tigers' ants and lit up the stars of the earth to build slaves of the pyramids, I will build my own castle brick by brick.

57. Q: What should you do if you are in love with a narcissist and are deeply frustrated?

58. I am handsome in appearance, with fine features, well-proportioned and star-like. I passed the international iso91 handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; The signature beauty deserves attention.

59. You said that my appearance was fake, and that the money I gave you was fake. I tell you that I can tolerate your money being fake, but I can't tolerate your saying that my appearance is defective.

6. When you meet me, you will find that there are others who are so handsome!

61. Q: What damage will narcissistic behavior bring to work?

62, a game, a rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

63. The happiest person is the happiest person. He who laughs often is the happiest.

64. It is said that if you play Weibo for a long time, your speech will become like this.