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These four hidden rules of dressing in a bar will not be understood by inexperienced children.

Li Dazhi, a 27-year-old simple straight man, failed to strike up a conversation in the bar last night.

According to him, after sitting all night, no one took a reason, and finally got up the courage to invite a girl to drink. The other party was very moved, but gently rejected him.

I looked at Li Dazhi, a handsome young programmer who was neither bald nor fat.

I asked him, what do you wear to the bar? The elder brothers justly:

"What else can I wear? Go straight after work. What do you think I am wearing today? 」

Well, printed T-shirts and shorts, plus a pair of Nike slippers, I understand why he couldn't strike up a conversation.

You know, a girl who goes to a bar often takes great pains. It takes two hours to wash your hair, take a bath, spray perfume, apply body lotion, blow your hair, make up and choose clothes.

After all this trouble, who wants to drink with this sweaty, unattractive man who hasn't even returned home?

In fact, most grandfathers know how to make themselves handsome, but they just don't know how to show them. Today, this guide to wearing bars can just help everyone.

Before going to the bar, you should spend half an hour making the following preparations:

You are not required to spend more than an hour before going out, like a girl, taking a shower, putting on makeup and doing your hair, but you should at least take care of yourself in the following two aspects:

Take a shower, cut your nails, shave and comb your hair. It is especially important to look clean at night. His face is greasy and sweaty, and his hair is messy and oily. Maybe it's more appropriate to go home and wash and sleep.

Wearing perfume, at night, in the crowd, the sexy smell not only makes your existence more eye-catching, but also respects the people around you.

There are two common mistakes that you gentlemen should never make:

Although there is generally no dress code in domestic bars, even wearing hooded shorts and slippers will let you in based on the principle that money is a grandfather, but it looks like an old virgin, and I believe gentlemen will not become one of them.

Avoid dressing like a social dancer. Please put away Givenchy dog-head tights, floating gold chains, Hermes belts and bean shoes with rhinestones. Otherwise, the bar security guard may gently remind you at the moment you take out your mobile phone-don't dance live in the store.

After the preparations, I officially entered the bar below. There are four kinds of bars in China, each with different environment and different dress code. Let's talk about them in different bars.

Let's talk about diving first, the lowest level. This kind of bar is very common within 500 meters of Fiona Fang. It is a gathering place for virgins and a blooming place for youth.

This kind of bar is relatively simple in decoration, mostly in wooden style, and the typical outdated pub style is the best choice for school students and sisters to watch the ball.

Dive Bar will not play too avant-garde music, and there will be no resident singing, but it will provide darts games. There may be billiards in the bar, and there must be TV for guests to watch the game and order more beer.

Such a bar will only provide common beer and classic cocktails, which are cheap and have few choices.

So most of the people who come to this bar are regular customers, probably nearby college students, who are eager to release their youthful but manic hormones on such a night.

It may also be the uncle whose wife kicked him out of the community to watch the ball at night. They just want to find their lost youth in the bar. After all, they have no hormones.

The girls who come here are young and have not seen much of the world. They may be attracted by handsome young male college students, and they will have fun kicking their heels, but they will never be attracted by middle-aged uncles wearing greasy sweatshirts and shorts.

If you don't want to run away, you just want to have a drink in the bar downstairs, or invite girls to have a drink and chat. Dressing differently from them is your secret weapon.

But for you, your style of painting in act young has no advantage, just like a 30-year-old uncle forced to wear a school uniform to play a youth campus play, which is awkward no matter how you look at it, just like an actor on the wrong set.

But if you abandon yourself and dress like a middle-aged uncle, you will be sentenced to death yourself.

A clean casual shirt with jeans or casual pants and a pair of Vans or converse on your feet will never go wrong. Don't choose a pure white polyester shirt, it's not advanced enough, and the vertical stripes won't go wrong. Don't wrinkle it. Pick the ironed one, and then unbutton two buttons a little, without a tie. You don't need a sense of distance to go to Dive Bar.

When the weather turns cold, you can consider adding a suit coat or leather coat. After drinking, you can go out and lend it to girls. This gives people a simple sense of security and comfort.

wineshop

Pubs and diving bars are very similar, but they are very similar to "inns" in China, which are more common in tourist attractions, with Houhai Bar Street and Nanluoguxiang as typical representatives.

Such bars usually have a small stage downstairs, and unknown singers are singing songs that you are familiar with, and they are bustling. There are often open-air tables and chairs upstairs, and guests who don't like the excitement can drink and chat upstairs.

Most of the people who come to this bar are tourists, mostly to feel the local customs.

Pub wine is not cheap, but the variety is monotonous and the taste is basic.

In this bar, guests come from all over the world and girls come from all over the world. They may not have seen the world, or they may have crossed more bridges than you.

If you happen to pass by a city and want to stop and have a rest, you may come to such a bar.

Whether you or a girl come here, most of them are passers-by in this city, to put it bluntly-tourists. If you want to invite a girl to drink and attract her attention, you need to have your own characteristics.

"Henry shirt-Henry shirt" is a good choice. It is a collarless shirt with two to six buttons on the chest, which makes the neckline "Y" shaped and looks like a POLO shirt without a collar. Because it was originally designed for boating, most of them are made of pure cotton fabric, which has good air permeability. Coupled with the semi-open design, it is very comfortable and refreshing to wear in summer.

Paired with casual pants, a suit jacket and a pair of loafers, it won't be coquettish and has personal characteristics, and it won't be like a village gun. You can also talk to girls about the Henry Royal Regatta, 1839 was born. Only with a story can you attract the attention of a girl who travels abroad and she can accept the wine you bought her.

Let's talk about the lounge. In China, both "Executive Lounge-Executive Lounge" and "Lobby Lounge-Lobby Bar" can be classified into this category. This kind of bar is more common in high-end hotels or shopping malls.

The environment in the bar is advanced, and the decoration is different according to the positioning. Generally speaking, close to the restaurant, there are often more tables and chairs, private rooms and even private rooms for guests to use.

Because the threshold is relatively high, such a place is suitable for dinner and entertainment.

Besides drinks, this lounge usually provides food and dinner. The bartender will also prepare drinks for you according to your needs. If you want to talk to girls, the best choice is a bar.

People who come to this kind of bar may have crossed half the city and abandoned the nearby bar, so the purpose is clear.

Most of these girls are mature professional women. They can tell at a glance how much money a person has, whether it is the bottom financial staff who entertain customers or the corporate executives who invite friends to drink.

So here, you need to attract high-grade women through the details of clothes.

Oil head, shirt, 5 cm waist pleated trousers and a pair of monk shoes are the standard of Lounge, but it should be noted that each piece needs to be "exquisite".

Here, besides wearing ironed shirts and cufflinks, it is also important to choose pants.

A pair of fitted trousers gradually narrows from waist, buttocks to ankles, showing a smooth and natural drooping feeling as a whole. Pants won't fall off even if you don't wear a belt, and your ass won't be too tight and wide. When standing, the trousers should be in contact with the vamp to produce certain wrinkles, so as not to form too many piles, and a quarter of them will be enough, and too many ankles will not be exposed when sitting down.

Wearing these pants, high-grade women will feel that they have found an ally and will accept cocktails sent by waiters.

Please remember, if you want to take off your suit jacket, don't wear a vest inside, or the girl will call you a waiter.

Club-nightclub

Finally, let's talk about the nightClub club, whose full name is Night Club. For example, Shanghai Myst, Akam and Beijing Workers' Sports Mix all belong to this category.

If the hormones of the first three are depressed, the aroma of hormone eruption here can tease every pore of the body, which is the release place of the soul after working overtime on Friday.

The DJ who plays the record plays deafening music. Under the dim and psychedelic light, people put down their camouflage and wriggled freely on the huge dance floor under the action of alcohol and music …

Therefore, the dance floor is the best place to strike up a conversation. In the place where the decibel of music is extremely high, I whisper to the girl and my body twists and rubs with the music …

The girls who come here, besides looking for exciting female college students and lovelorn girls who want to anesthetize themselves with alcohol and music, are mostly young people who have worked hard for a week to relax-working overtime until ten o'clock, filling their stomachs with 7 1 1 Guandong cooking and coffee, taking a taxi to the club with friends, drinking a few cups of tequila, forgetting annoying bosses and customers, and then going to the dance floor ...

Of course, there are some girls who need to pay attention, that is, they are naked and never dance alone, trying to drain the gentlemen's wine plates-"little bees" When you meet this kind of girl, in order to avoid the credit card being maxed out, please twist it twice and take the opportunity to go to the toilet.

Wearing a suit in a nightclub is too formal. A breathable Oxford shirt with comfortable nine-point suit pants is very suitable for nightclubs. Please loosen your tie and unbutton two buttons before entering the store. It's not difficult to twist when you can attack and retreat.

In nightclubs, wearing sneakers is too casual, wearing Oxford shoes is too formal, just wearing Chelsea boots or Derby shoes, and dancing is more comfortable.

Hairstyles also need some effort. The hair is very high and exaggerated, or it is greasy to cover your face and sweat. It's not good. It's your choice to comb your hair back and fix it with proper hair oil.

Hair oil, as the most traditional men's styling product, can not only provide luster to hair, but also stand firm when encountering a typhoon of magnitude 8, allowing you to twist freely in nightclubs.

Hair wax is dull and can only be applied to dry hair to make hedgehog head, which is too impetuous. As for the hair gel, it will harden after setting, and the hair looks hard, wet and bright, which is even more unsightly.

This is a complete set of bar dress guidelines.

I think someone on the internet said that you can wear shorts, vests and slippers when you go to a bar. As long as the 24-karat gold chain around your neck is thick enough, the emerald on your finger is green enough, and the Rolex on your wrist is shiny enough, and you open a bottle of gutter wine, there will naturally be girls drinking together.

20 19, this antique idea, accept it as soon as possible.

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