Funny video of meeting your partner on the roadside

1. Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

It doesn't matter who you are, but what you want to do when you come into my life.

The school doesn't want us to fall in love, just wants us to dress up.

I know you know what a pit is. It's not that your face is full of pits, but that there are pits under your feet.

5. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood? Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

6. Go right and do the right thing. Some broken shoes are not diseases.

7. Even if I don't want a man, you can put it there for me.

If you bully me, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without a fork.

9. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! Don't go out to scare people!

10. My hobbies can be divided into two kinds: static is sleeping and moving is turning over.

1 1. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.

12. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

13. My stupidity is unparalleled, and my crazy world ranks first. . . People like me are one in a million. . . . . .

14. A man can't even control his sexual desire and wants to master his salary card.

15. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it but never talks?

16. The beauty in high school is pure, but the hair on each leg is very long.

17. I am interested in studying, but I failed my course.

18. modern women's three defenses-fire prevention, theft prevention and small three defenses.

19. It hurts to get paid every May Day holiday, not to pay less! Because of the money.

20. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

2 1. There have been people who have loved in life, some of whom are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

22. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

After 90, qq space is humorous.

After 90, qq space is humorous. Let's talk about the first option:

First, where did you fall and get up again? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there.

Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?

There is always a question in my heart. It's been five years, five years. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

Fourth, my mother said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

Do you know why Xiao San is crying? Because Xiao Si is back. Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back. .

Sixth, the mood of starting school is heavier than going to the grave.

Seven, there must be a road in front of the driveway, I can't stop it.

Eight, you have the face to lie, how dare I not believe-

Nine, I want to start an uprising and blow up that stupid school.

Ten, there are two words, hurt ten million net worms, and start school.

Eleven, the old moon, I will retire if I can't. Don't insist. Do you know how many families Saner destroyed?

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, there are green hats everywhere.

Thirteen, remember that only mosquitoes will never leave you this season. .

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can stop kicking him in return?

15. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

Seventeen, I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, the principle of my life is only three words, depending on my mood.

18. Part I: Student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part II: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions and cross-exam: the key point is participation.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

When China is developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

Twenty-one, be like Conan, have a spirit that makes people die wherever they go ~

Twenty-two, when I have money in the future, I must buy 700 million cups of incense to see if I can circle the earth twice.

I hope I can catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

Twenty-four, explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonest, and dishonesty is not cleaning up ~!

I hope I can catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: What should I do if your gas leaks? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

Twenty-seven, school begins, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

Twenty-eight, I hate a word in my life-ellipsis, especially when I can't do the problem.

Twenty-nine, after reading Xin Rong, I realized that Zhihua was a good man.

Thirty, I'm really angry that May's mother can be resurrected! Brother Wu is poor.

Thirty-one, I'm going to get a haircut. I shook my bangs and twisted my neck.

Nowadays, advertisements are really cheap. My mother can become my sister by drinking Yili.

The man forgot to bring money, so he put the bill on the counter and left. The cashier took the bill and shouted, "Your bill, sir!" The man smiled and replied, here is your bill.

Thirty-four, especially hard-working, I thought about it, I only made the top four,,,

35. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back.

Thirty-six days is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.

Thirty-seven, master, I also want to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Don't say that. Not everyone can meet so many sexy fairies on the road.

38. Tencent's active investment has given many people hope and disappointed many people.

Thirty-nine, the exam, ready to write Baidu on the paper, you will know that the marking teacher is angry.

Forty, I didn't know until I saw the new pearl. People in the Qing Dynasty also planted flowers in plastic pots.

Forty-one, one by one, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet? As for it, I have no idea what it is.

Forty-two, parents fool their children into calling education. Children fooling their parents are called cheating. Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

43. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

Forty-four, looking at the face of the head teacher made Russia have the urge to drop out of school. What about studying?

Forty-five, I finally know why I licked Oreos first, because then no one would rob you. . .

Forty-six, when our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars parked in the school to collect waste.

Forty-seven, playing computer too much, I want to watch TV quickly///

48. If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have kicked you out.

Forty-nine, when I went to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to that time. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

Fifty, you have two choices: ① get out at once; (2) Just roll right away. Of course, you can also choose to roll right away.

After 90, qq space is humorous. Talking about Selection 2:

1. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

2. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word silently: Fried.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

6. I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

7. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

8. Eat whatever you want, and be thin if you want to be thin. I can't have it both ways, so I'm going.

9. Little sunflower mother started school, and the child always coughed badly, mostly abandoned. ...

10. When washing your face, you find that your mouth is very small, and it is also a cherry mouth.

1 1. Every time QQ coughs, I think it's a handsome guy and my friend, but I didn't expect to be kicked out by the group owner. ...

12. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

13. So you know kung fu, that's all. Use the trick quickly, it's not high enough to reach.

14. I'm my friend and my classmate, and I'm called the three insurmountable gods.

15. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a man with something to do.

16. The most tragic thing about the exam is that I vaguely remember that the teacher said this topic, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

17. How did you grow up like this? Are you dissatisfied with the world?

18. I passed by countless times, and the clothes were scratched and there was no spark!

19. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

2 1. You have to believe that there are still many psychopaths in this world who have never been to a mental hospital ~ ~

22. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

23. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

QQ space after 90 is funny.

1. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

Smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running.

Teacher, all you know is to threaten me by informing my parents. What a hero!

4. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

Don't cheat others, because everyone you can cheat trusts you.

6. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

7. Dad says handsome men lie, and mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

8. How about getting out of the world? Just ask people to mop their clothes and pants.

9. In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

10. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

1 1. You have the cheek to invite you to scold me.

12. Don't call me arrogant? I refuse to deal with animals!

13. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

14. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

15. I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

16. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

17. Part I: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, without Part II: listening, reading, composition, writing, not leapfrog: focus on participation.

18. You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

19. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

20. If you know where to go? The whole world will make way for you.

2 1. I'm not afraid to kick you, but I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

22. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

The post-90s generation is super funny.

1, clear water gives birth to hibiscus, stupid pigs are different! 2. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

4, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

5, do a multiple-choice question, but the answer is you.

6. There is a big plate on these two lips.

7, squatting on the side of the road to see the chick, lying in bed playing little J.

8. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

9. Your stupidity is always so creative.

10, small faint in misty poetry, big faint in soap opera.

1 1. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money.

12, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

13, give me an atomic bomb, and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

14. Why doesn't happiness knock at the door? I was not at home when I knocked at the door.

15, always holding hands, that's love!

16, my daughter-in-law, coaxed into losing face, this is called love.

At the speed of your snail, you can't even eat hot shit.

18, there are some things that don't need to be wrangled, seemingly obeying and secretly resisting.

19, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

20. Nima, every time I chase a girl, I get another girl.

2 1, Russia abandons everything for you in exchange for a wish that you are happier than Russia.

22, just want to have his love, let me just be your lover.

23, the mountain is not high, there are gods, there is not much water, just drink.

24. Shakespeare said: Love that is not too passionate will last long.

25. Don't arm yourself with worldly ways, he will be acclimatized.

26. I'm afraid of losing everyone and leaving one person to die alone.

27. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best to let go is to kill him.

You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

29, teacher, wait for the boys in our class to have long hair waist-high, ok?

30. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

3 1, life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

32. The person who always likes to be active at night is not a good bird, but a bat.

Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

34. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

35, endless acacia blood and tears throw red beans, spring flowers can not finish.

36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

Seeing their wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.

38. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

39. I did well in this exam. I only failed liberal arts and science.

40. In the face of the enemy's torture, I have only three words: I will say!

4 1, I tried to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.

Because nothing is worth remembering forever, I can only make you disappear.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

44. When crossing the road, you hold my hand tightly, and I know this is happiness.

You know I love you, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it won't change.

46. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

47. Everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

48. I am actually a person with a dream, but the reality is so hungry that I ate my dream.

49. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

50. It's not a joke to poke people's pain, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

5 1, people think I'm looking down, and I'm looking to see if this hair should be picked up on the ground.

52. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

53, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, that is how tired, or China.

Flowers are scattered, dreams are awakened, and there is only you in that life, and it will not dissipate in this life.

55. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I got off the bus silently because I was so handsome.

My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. Oh, your girlfriend is really strong.

57. It is said that God has arranged a person around everyone who is not fat to bother you.

58. How many couples have been destroyed and how many people have been seen through the roaming chat recording function of smart phones.

59. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

60. Taobao shopkeepers introduced the fabric of their clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to the elastic surface of Jinmailang.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate. .

62. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

63. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

64. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

65. A few guys said that a beautiful woman in front had a round ass, but she turned around and raised her eyebrows: Do you want to touch it?

When I am exhausted, please at least let me reserve the right to remain silent. This is the last way for me to feel sorry for myself.

67. Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. You can see why the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

68. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a steel wire? Damn it, the red line is of poor quality and always breaks.

69. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

70. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

7 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

72. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

73. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

74. A woman, standing in front of clothes like an emperor, thinks every day, who should I favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

75. Life should be easy, life should be calm, feelings should be sincere, people should be kind, invite me to dinner should be sincere, save money and don't be sad.

76. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!

Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

78. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

79. Since ancient times, there has been no charming mother in Peking University, but there are three pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants. Peking University has never had a charming mother looking at an airport since ancient times. I happened to see a Mount Fuji, which was also an early apricot.

80. Having dinner with a friend, he asked me to settle the bill. I feel particularly unfair: why should I invite you this time? Last time I ate mala Tang, last time I ate mutton kebabs, last time I ate Lamian Noodles, etc. Which time was not your treat?

8 1, for foodies, the five saddest words in the world are not that we broke up, that we have to work overtime on weekends, or that we have to deduct wages this month, but that we have to avoid spicy cold. Just look at it a few times and you will burst into tears.