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What happens when Logger Vick meets Big Wolf? Write a paragraph.
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Logger Vick: (hereinafter referred to as Brother Qiang, I originally wanted to earn some money by raising pigs and logging, and marry a daughter-in-law. Unexpectedly, the land was requisitioned and the house was demolished, so I had to go out to work. )
Grey Wolf: (hereinafter referred to as taro), since the business withered and the child was not heard from, his wife drove him out of the house in a rage. When he was most frustrated, he met Logger Vick, and the two of them admired each other and went to find the child together. )
Brother Qiang: "It's not a crime for a man to cry. No matter how strong he is, he has the right to be tired ... "Brother, how are you doing?
Taro: Brother Qiang, don't mention it. Nowadays, sheep are simple and honest on the surface, but in fact, they are full of bad water.
Brother Qiang: Yes! Look at those two stupid bears. They are usually silly and serious. Aren't I going to cut down trees to build a house? Every time you frame me, you collude with Kiki's public security law and get in trouble with me every three days.
Taro: Alas! Look at the abscess on my face. It's been like this since I ate a lamb last time. Later, I learned what genetically modified drugs the village chief injected into the sheep. The most hateful thing is that they kidnapped my son and said he was selling Amway. The one who has been engaged in pyramid schemes for a long time.
Brother Qiang: People like us are the losers these days. Look, I can't cut down trees to build a house. The boss fired me. Now I'm in a dilemma! I am embarrassed to go back to my parents and be a neet;
Taro: I'm no better. My wife said that I didn't work hard and lost my child. Now I'm naive. It pains me to think of her pot. Am I easy? Oh! Oh! Oh!
Brother Qiang: I wanted to sell that house. I found a daughter-in-law in mortgage to buy a house, and then I took my parents to the city to enjoy myself. I didn't expect that there was nothing left.
Brother Qiang, didn't you build that house yourself? Why can't it be sold?
Brother Qiang: Brother, you don't know! Xiong Da Xiong Er, two evil goods, used themselves as locals and rich people, colluded with urban management and always bullied us outsiders. I obviously spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy the land and land certificate, and insisted that it was illegal construction in their mouth;
Taro: Brother Qiang, show them the land certificate and reason with them! If I can't sue them again, I don't believe that there is no place to reason these days;
Brother Qiang: Be reasonable. Is there anything we can be reasonable about these days? I raised a dozen pigs at the back of the house, and hundreds of people came that day, saying that I polluted the water source and affected the ecological environment, and beat me up inexplicably;
Damn it! If you don't let people live, these people will know how to bully the weak and dare not fart when they encounter hard stubble. If they have the ability, they will go to Diaoyu Island.
Brother Qiang: Brother! Let's just swallow it, ordinary people like us! So as not to cause accidents. By the way, I didn't hear you say you opened a roast sheep shop last time. How's business?
Business was good when we first started. After all, we also have a family-run seasoning formula. Roast sheep. That's a fragrance! Plus the rice wine brewed by my wife, you can earn seven or eight thousand a month;
Brother Qiang: Then you should be very moist now. Why are you still frowning?
Taro: It's a long story, Brother Qiang! Last time I didn't know which fucking day I was given a batch of mutant sheep, which made the guests vomit and diarrhea one by one, and the whole body was covered with deep sores. My wife thought I was greedy for small profits and found someone to buy cheap sheep.
Brother Qiang: Didn't you find a sheep dealer? After all, this is a matter of human life;
Taro: Why didn't you find it? I lost millions of dollars just for the hospitalization and damages of the guests. Does anyone dare to come to my shop this time? I can't wait to skin them now and pull their tendons;
Brother Qiang: So what's your next plan?
What can I do? That damn village head was jealous of our business and colluded with others to sell me the sheep injected with drugs, which made me lose my reputation and face. If I hadn't spent all my money, I would have been in prison.
Brother Qiang: What a beast! These animals will do anything for their own selfish desires. What's the difference between them and murderers?
Taro: My son has been cheated by them now. My wife lives in Lacrimosa all day. Brother Qiang, you said that if I didn't get the child back, my family would be ruined.
Brother Qiang: Alas! Brother, anyway, we are in the same boat, or I will accompany you to find the children! What do you say we ask you about the whereabouts of your child while working?
Thank you very much. I really don't know how to thank you.
Brother Qiang: No more pleasantries. We are all honest people.
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