Classic funny quotations in the epidemic section

The classic funny quotations of popular jokes are:

1. It's the first time for a person to be locked in the house. I feel sad, helpless, speechless and nervous. May everyone get through it and be healthy.

If you feel weak, sore and headache at home, don't be too nervous, because this is caused by lying in bed for a long time and brushing your mobile phone, so don't worry. If you have an itchy throat and keep coughing at home, don't be nervous, which means you have eaten too many melon seeds, pecans and roasted seeds and nuts.

The day after the isolation, I was still experiencing the feeling of freedom.

I woke up and delayed going to work. I am going crazy at home. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly. I want to go out and go crazy.

5, compact steering wheel is very accurate, easy to control, multi-functional design is very practical.

6. Because it's too easy, just open your mouth and say it.

7, fast, fight: eat a ton of rice every day.

8. The true meaning of happiness is that you should know how to have fun in suffering.

9. Our world is increasingly controlled by a few people.

10, friend: No breakfast every night.