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Who has all the lines of the name of the newspaper? Can I have one?
beijing communication radio (www.fm139.com) 9 26 25 9: 41 am
Moderator: The world of cross talk is full of joy. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Yixiaotang hosted by Zhang Bin on time. Today, we will listen to a cross talk called The Name of the Chinese Cuisine.
a: our actor.
b: ah.
a: many viewers know them.
b: you're welcome.
a: I often see you on the radio and TV.
b: it's always on the radio.
a: you are an actor of Tianjin quyi troupe.
b: right.
a: originally from Beijing.
b: not bad.
a: I've always lived in Beijing.
b: alas.
a: my home is still in Beijing.
b: ah, in Beijing.
a: you live at no.13, north xiaowutiao, Xinjiekou.
b: ah, right, right, right.
a: is it?
b: yes.
a: how is everything at home?
b: everything is fine.
a: how is the old lady?
b: I'm in good health.
a: how's big brother?
b: not bad.
a: how's sister-in-law?
b: not bad.
a: are all the children at school?
b: all of them are in school.
a: give my regards to the old lady.
b: thank you.
a: hehe. How many people?
b: six people.
a: all six people are happy?
b: everyone is good.
a: you live in xiaowutiao.
b: ah.
a: I lived in the neighborhood with you when I was young.
b: well, we are neighbors.
a: I live in Xiaoliu.
b: huh?
a: an alley.
b: right, right, right.
a: I'm one year older than you.
b: ah.
a: I am forty-five, and you are forty-four.
b: one year short.
a: I was eight years old.
b: ah
a: you were seven years old.
b: yes.
a: we just play together.
b: send the baby.
a: we are children.
b: not bad.
a: little brother.
b: hmm.
a: I'm a classmate when I grow up.
b: ah.
a: now we are old friends.
b: we are lovers.
a: we are old friends.
b: ah.
a: not just any old friend.
b: so what kind of friends are we?
a: we are good friends with the same ideas.
b: what do you mean by like-minded friends?
a: we just think alike and share the same interests.
b: then tell me.
a: for example, if you are an activist-
b: what about you?
a: I am an advanced molecule.
b: that's right.
a: if you are a labor hero-
b: what about you?
a: I'm a production model.
b: not bad.
a: if you are a glorious army member-
b: you?
a: I am the revolutionary home.
b: ah.
a: you want to talk about cross talk-
b: you?
a: I just say funny.
b: oh.
a: you want to be an actor-
b: you?
a: I am engaged in literature and art.
b: hmm.
a: you're going to be in a movie-
b: you?
a: I just sing Beijing opera.
b: ooh!
a: you are a sportsman-
b: you?
a: I am an athlete.
b: wow!
a: you are the champion-
b: you?
a: I'm a player.
b: ah.
a: you are an athlete-
b: ah.
a: I'm the first.
b: ooh!
a: you are Zuo Shusheng-
b: you?
a: I'm Chen Jingang.
b: ah.
a: you want Liu Lifu-
b: you?
a: I'm Lu hongxiang.
b: ooh!
a: you want big Lang Ping-
b: you?
a: this is Sun Jinfang speaking.
b: ooh, that's interesting.
a: if you are a scientist-
b: what about you?
a: I am an engineer.
b: ah.
a: you graduated from high school-
b: you?
a: my young man.
b: oh.
a: you do small business-
b: you?
a: I do small business.
b: ah.
a: you want to sell golden fish-
b: you?
a: I just sell flower pots.
b: ah.
a: you want to sell pears-
b: you?
a: I sell golden fish.
b: ah.
a: you want to sell straw hats-
b: you?
a: I just sell summer sleeping mats-
b: ah.
a: you sell shredded tofu-
b: you?
a: I sell tofu skin-
b: hey! Interesting.
a: you sell salted ducks-
b: you?
a: I sell trotters with sauce.
b: ah.
a: you sell red fish worms-
b: you?
a: I'll sell peanuts!
b: gnome male-",oops.
a: if you do big business-
b: what about you?
a: I run a big shop.
b: ah.
a: if you are a big manager-
b: you?
a: I'm the boss.
b: ooh!
a: if you are a rich man-
b: you?
a: I am a big capitalist.
b: ah.
a: if you are a big spy-
b: you?
a: then I am a traitor!
b: hi! This is not so good.
a: you don't know what I mean.
b: what's the matter?
a: we are old friends.
b: ah.
a: for the party, it's not a big problem to tell a joke and make a joke.
b: ah, were you kidding me just now?
a: just kidding.
b: you are wrong.
a: what's the matter?
b: you have taken this joke too far.
a: oh, I'm not sure about this size.
b: alas.
a: this joke is a little too strong.
b: I don't like it.
a: it's a little too much.
b: here it is.
a: it makes you unhappy.
b: of course.
a: I'm sorry.
b: aye.
a: this is my weakness.
b: alas.
a: mine is wrong.
b: yes.
a: my mistake.
b: yes.
a: I'm sorry.
b: ah.
a: please apologize to me!
b: (speechless) ... no ... I apologize to you? !
a: you should.
b: you apologize to me.
a: I apologize?
b: alas.
a: how can I apologize to you?
b: how do you apologize?
a: I'll give you a gift.
b: ah.
a: I bow to you.
b: you're welcome.
a: I'm joking with you. It's impolite.
b: yes.
a: especially if it goes too far.
b: ah.
a: I have to make up for my shortcomings.
b: really?
a: according to my level!
b: ah.
a: how can I make up for my defects?
b: how?
a: my treat.
b: treat?
a: a treat and a gift means an apology.
b: oh, you want to invite me.
a: ah.
b: ok.
a: it's my treat.
b: ok.
a: what can I ask you to do?
b: what for?
a: can I invite you to a movie?
b: watching a movie now?
a: it's a little too late to see it now.
b: yes.
a: would you like some sugar?
b: hmm?
a: eating sugar is too stingy, and the audience jokes that this person is not generous.
b: alas.
a: please have a popsicle. it's cold tomorrow. Would you like to chew the watermelon skin?-
B: Ah-what about you? ! Is there a treat to chew watermelon skin? !
a: no.
b: why not?
a: you don't know that technology yet.
b: an adult like me can't chew watermelon skin? !
a: eating watermelon skin is not a special skill.
b: what do you suggest?
a: there is a point.
b: tell me.
a: it's just eating sideways to quench your thirst.
b: ah.
a: chew your face vertically.
b: wow! This even saves towels and soap.
a: I'll find a way anyway.
b: ah.
a: I have to treat you.
b: how can you invite me?
a: what are you doing?
b: ah.
a: I have to think about a good idea.
b: you study.
a: well, I have an idea.
b: huh?
a: I'll buy you a pair of leather shoes.
b: ah, that's ok.
a: not either.
b: huh?
a: I don't know what size you wear.
b: look.
a: I'll buy you a pair of pants-
b: ok!
a: I wonder what kind of material you like.
b: hey!
a: well.
b: ah.
a: you can go to my house.
b: why are you going?
a: come to my house tomorrow!
b: ah.
a: I'll treat you to dinner. Guest
b: oh, are you going to invite me to dinner?
a: ok?
b: ok!
a: I'll treat you to dinner.
b: ok!
a: do you like noodles or rice?
b: Beijingers love noodles.
a: you like noodles?
b: ah.
a: it's spring.
b: hmm.
a: let's have some spring cakes.
b: ok.
a: it's the favorite of Beijingers.
b: ah.
a: spring cakes are pancakes.
b: ah.
a: I'll bake you six pancakes.
b: that's quite a lot.
a: I can't eat the rest.
b: ah.
a: I mainly eat vegetables.
b: what dishes would you like for me?
a: I'll fry some fish for you.
b: yes.
a: fry some fish and shrimp.
b: ah.
a: fish, shrimp and sparrow.
b: alas.
a: fried dried meatballs and grasshoppers, steamed shark's fin and shrimp heads, pot-roasted ...
b: ... just a moment.
a: duck mouth, chicken feet, sheep horns and donkey hooves.
b: does this donkey's hoof have fried food? ! Simply.
a: ah.
b: don't blow it up either.
a: what's the matter?
b: I can bake pancakes. Please get me a box of frozen nails to roll on.
a: why?
b: it's too hard. My cheeks are all rotten after eating.
a: too ... too hard?
b: ah.
a: something soft for you.
b: yes.
a: bake a pancake.
b: ah.
a: I'll roll you a bowl of bean curd.
b: (speechless) is this ... pancake roll tofu brain? !
a: stir-fry.
b: alas, stir-fry some dishes.
a: stir-fried spinach for you-stir-fried spinach, stir-fried leek, stir-fried spinach soup, yellow vegetables, some sweet noodle sauce, some fern onions and some radish strips.
b: wow!
a: I have a relative who stopped in Tianjin.
b: ah.
a: I brought five Jin of station rice. Cook some rice porridge, which is called japonica rice porridge in Beijing.
b: ah.
A: My brother and I eat dry and drink porridge. We're full. You sit there and I'll sit here.
B: Ah.
A: We're winding our stomachs-< p
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