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Yixiaotang: The Name of the Chinese Cuisine

beijing communication radio (www.fm139.com) 9 26 25 9: 41 am

Moderator: The world of cross talk is full of joy. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Yixiaotang hosted by Zhang Bin on time. Today, we will listen to a cross talk called The Name of the Chinese Cuisine.

a: our actor.

b: ah.

a: many viewers know them.

b: you're welcome.

a: I often see you on the radio and TV.

b: it's always on the radio.

a: you are an actor of Tianjin quyi troupe.

b: right.

a: originally from Beijing.

b: not bad.

a: I've always lived in Beijing.

b: alas.

a: my home is still in Beijing.

b: ah, in Beijing.

a: you live at no.13, north xiaowutiao, Xinjiekou.

b: ah, right, right, right.

a: is it?

b: yes.

a: how is everything at home?

b: everything is fine.

a: how is the old lady?

b: I'm in good health.

a: how's big brother?

b: not bad.

a: how's sister-in-law?

b: not bad.

a: are all the children at school?

b: all of them are in school.

a: give my regards to the old lady.

b: thank you.

a: hehe. How many people?

b: six people.

a: all six people are happy?

b: everyone is good.

a: you live in xiaowutiao.

b: ah.

a: I lived in the neighborhood with you when I was young.

b: well, we are neighbors.

a: I live in Xiaoliu.

b: huh?

a: an alley.

b: right, right, right.

a: I'm one year older than you.

b: ah.

a: I am forty-five, and you are forty-four.

b: one year short.

a: I was eight years old.

b: ah

a: you were seven years old.

b: yes.

a: we just play together.

b: send the baby.

a: we are children.

b: not bad.

a: little brother.

b: hmm.

a: I'm a classmate when I grow up.

b: ah.

a: now we are old friends.

b: we are lovers.

a: we are old friends.

b: ah.

a: not just any old friend.

b: so what kind of friends are we?

a: we are good friends with the same ideas.

b: what do you mean by like-minded friends?

a: we just think alike and share the same interests.

b: then tell me.

a: for example, if you are an activist-

b: what about you?

a: I am an advanced molecule.

b: that's right.

a: if you are a labor hero-

b: what about you?

a: I'm a production model.

b: not bad.

a: if you are a glorious army member-

b: you?

a: I am the revolutionary home.

b: ah.

a: you want to talk about cross talk-

b: you?

a: I just say funny.

b: oh.

a: you want to be an actor-

b: you?

a: I am engaged in literature and art.

b: hmm.

a: you're going to be in a movie-

b: you?

a: I just sing Beijing opera.

b: ooh!

a: you are a sportsman-

b: you?

a: I am an athlete.

b: wow!

a: you are the champion-

b: you?

a: I'm a player.

b: ah.

a: you are an athlete-

b: ah.

a: I'm the first.

b: ooh!

a: you are Zuo Shusheng-

b: you?

a: I'm Chen Jingang.

b: ah.

a: you want Liu Lifu-

b: you?

a: I'm Lu hongxiang.

b: ooh!

a: you want big Lang Ping-

b: you?

a: this is Sun Jinfang speaking.

b: ooh, that's interesting.

a: if you are a scientist-

b: what about you?

a: I am an engineer.

b: ah.

a: you graduated from high school-

b: you?

a: my young man.

b: oh.

a: you do small business-

b: you?

a: I do small business.

b: ah.

a: you want to sell golden fish-

b: you?

a: I just sell flower pots.

b: ah.

a: you want to sell pears-

b: you?

a: I sell golden fish.

b: ah.

a: you want to sell straw hats-

b: you?

a: I just sell summer sleeping mats-

b: ah.

a: you sell shredded tofu-

b: you?

a: I sell tofu skin-

b: hey! Interesting.

a: you sell salted ducks-

b: you?

a: I sell trotters with sauce.

b: ah.

a: you sell red fish worms-

b: you?

a: I'll sell peanuts!

b: gnome male-",oops.

a: if you do big business-

b: what about you?

a: I run a big shop.

b: ah.

a: if you are a big manager-

b: you?

a: I'm the boss.

b: ooh!

a: if you are a rich man-

b: you?

a: I am a big capitalist.

b: ah.

a: if you are a big spy-

b: you?

a: then I am a traitor!

b: hi! This is not so good.

a: you don't know what I mean.

b: what's the matter?

a: we are old friends.

b: ah.

a: for the party, it's not a big problem to tell a joke and make a joke.

b: ah, were you kidding me just now?

a: just kidding.

b: you are wrong.

a: what's the matter?

b: you have taken this joke too far.

a: oh, I'm not sure about this size.

b: alas.

a: this joke is a little too strong.

b: I don't like it.

a: it's a little too much.

b: here it is.

a: it makes you unhappy.

b: of course.

a: I'm sorry.

b: aye.

a: this is my weakness.

b: alas.

a: mine is wrong.

b: yes.

a: my mistake.

b: yes.

a: I'm sorry.

b: ah.

a: please apologize to me!

b: (speechless) ... no ... I apologize to you? !

a: you should.

b: you apologize to me.

a: I apologize?

b: alas.

a: how can I apologize to you?

b: how do you apologize?

a: I'll give you a gift.

b: ah.

a: I bow to you.

b: you're welcome.

a: I'm joking with you. It's impolite.

b: yes.

a: especially if it goes too far.

b: ah.

a: I have to make up for my shortcomings.

b: really?

a: according to my level!

b: ah.

a: how can I make up for my defects?

b: how?

a: my treat.

b: treat?

a: a treat and a gift means an apology.

b: oh, you want to invite me.

a: ah.

b: ok.

a: it's my treat.

b: ok.

a: what can I ask you to do?

b: what for?

a: can I invite you to a movie?

b: watching a movie now?

a: it's a little too late to see it now.

b: yes.

a: would you like some sugar?

b: hmm?

a: eating sugar is too stingy, and the audience jokes that this person is not generous.

b: alas.

a: please have a popsicle. it's cold tomorrow. Would you like to chew the watermelon skin?-

B: Ah-what about you? ! Is there a treat to chew watermelon skin? !

a: no.

b: why not?

a: you don't know that technology yet.

b: an adult like me can't chew watermelon skin? !

a: eating watermelon skin is not a special skill.

b: what do you suggest?

a: there is a point.

b: tell me.

a: it's just eating sideways to quench your thirst.

b: ah.

a: chew your face vertically.

b: wow! This even saves towels and soap.

a: I'll find a way anyway.

b: ah.

a: I have to treat you.

b: how can you invite me?

a: what are you doing?

b: ah.

a: I have to think about a good idea.

b: you study.

a: well, I have an idea.

b: huh?

a: I'll buy you a pair of leather shoes.

b: ah, that's ok.

a: not either.

b: huh?

a: I don't know what size you wear.

b: look.

a: I'll buy you a pair of pants-

b: ok!

a: I wonder what kind of material you like.

b: hey!

a: well.

b: ah.

a: you can go to my house.

b: why are you going?

a: come to my house tomorrow!

b: ah.

a: I'll treat you to dinner. Guest

b: oh, are you going to invite me to dinner?

a: ok?

b: ok!

a: I'll treat you to dinner.

b: ok!

a: do you like noodles or rice?

b: Beijingers love noodles.

a: you like noodles?

b: ah.

a: it's spring.

b: hmm.

a: let's have some spring cakes.

b: ok.

a: it's the favorite of Beijingers.

b: ah.

a: spring cakes are pancakes.

b: ah.

a: I'll bake you six pancakes.

b: that's quite a lot.

a: I can't eat the rest.

b: ah.

a: I mainly eat vegetables.

b: what dishes would you like for me?

a: I'll fry some fish for you.

b: yes.

a: fry some fish and shrimp.

b: ah.

a: fish, shrimp and sparrow.

b: alas.

a: fried dried meatballs and grasshoppers, steamed shark's fin and shrimp heads, pot-roasted ...

b: ... just a moment.

a: duck mouth, chicken feet, sheep horns and donkey hooves.

b: does this donkey's hoof have fried food? ! Simply.

a: ah.

b: don't blow it up either.

a: what's the matter?

b: I can bake pancakes. Please get me a box of frozen nails to roll on.

a: why?

b: it's too hard. My cheeks are all rotten after eating.

a: too ... too hard?

b: ah.

a: something soft for you.

b: yes.

a: bake a pancake.

b: ah.

a: I'll roll you a bowl of bean curd.

b: (speechless) is this ... pancake roll tofu brain? !

a: stir-fry.

b: alas, stir-fry some dishes.

a: stir-fried spinach for you-stir-fried spinach, stir-fried leek, stir-fried spinach soup, yellow vegetables, some sweet noodle sauce, some fern onions and some radish strips.

b: wow!

a: I have a relative who stopped in Tianjin.

b: ah.

a: I brought five Jin of station rice. Cook some rice porridge, which is called japonica rice porridge in Beijing.

b: ah.

A: My brother and I eat dry and drink porridge. We're full. You sit there and I'll sit here.

B: Ah.

A: We're winding our stomachs-< p