A complete collection of domineering talk on WeChat

1. I'm not a Buddha. Even if you put down your butcher knife at the last moment, why should I forgive you?

2. A good temper is never reserved for those who push their limits. The same goes for kindness, and so does love.

3. The best tacit understanding in the world is not when someone understands what you mean, but when someone understands what you want to say but hesitates.

4. Who says money can’t buy happiness? Give me 10,000 yuan to try, and I’ll be happy for a day.

5． In adult social etiquette, failure to readily agree means rejection. I can save you face, but I also hope you have some brains.

6. There is no absolute good or evil. When you are weak, there are the most bad people.

7. Why spend so much money on skin care for your face? Any skin on your body is better than the one on your face.

8. If I don't pay in order to get something in return, then I'll pay nothing.

9. I once heard a high school student say that he got 60 in the exam. I thought to myself that this person must be a gangster. Now that I think about it, he might be a study committee member or something.

10． It has nothing to do with being aloof, I just don’t need so many nodding acquaintances.

11. The one who won the fight with his girlfriend ended up single. The one who wins the fight with his boyfriend is happy in the end.

12． You can listen to everything, but you can't believe everything.

13. Don't be an ugly guy who can only play with mobile phones at your best age.

14. "If you are bitten by a dog, do you bite him back?" These are words to comfort the weak. Not only will I bite him back, I will also blow his dog's head off.

15. I will take you to drink. After drinking, we are friends. When we are drunk, we are husband and wife.

16. No matter how boring you are, I still like to laugh and watch you act.

17. Sometimes, either I am deliberately petty and angry, or I feel aggrieved and I cannot suppress it.

18. You seem to have lost weight, your hair has grown longer, and your back is so unfamiliar that it makes me feel like I saw you last century. Then you called me by your name, and I wanted to laugh, as if I had just finished school and was waiting for you at the door of the building. , only five minutes.

19. Making fun of other people's pain points may seem humorous to you, but it's actually a joke.

20. Why don't you like it? Because it's not hypocritical enough.

21. You can make more money, but you will lose it when the clothes are off the shelves. This is the most reasonable sentence I heard today.

22. You are already a member of the group. Come and leave the group for everyone to see.

23. This vacation is too long, and the whole person has become sluggish and lazy, only retaining the survival instinct: eating, sleeping, and missing you.

24. Live your life and stop telling others what you are doing.

25. Don’t meet again. Washing your hair is tiring, shampoo is so expensive, and most importantly, it’s really cold to wash your hair today.

26. I really want to care about you, but you are always sick. I really want to cry for you, but why don't you die?

27. It's not that I'm lonely. I'm compatible with all the circles but not very deep. I don't have any very close friends. I'm too lazy to develop new relationships and I'm too lazy to get involved in old ones.