Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - There is a whole song in the lyrics about the throttle network of a broken four-wheeled vehicle.

There is a whole song in the lyrics about the throttle network of a broken four-wheeled vehicle.

Roast corn, with a pair of teeth, listen to me slowly,

Look up! A handsome guy! Drive a broken car!

This little brother! It's really hard to step on the accelerator and die!

Broken car bucket can be awesome! Black smoke is coming from the front of the car!

Hang a subwoofer after sitting! Sing and scream all the way!

Pass me by! You surprised me!

Look at that handsome guy! Look at your face! There is a grain of rice in the corner of my mouth!

Yellow teeth! The face is gray! Hair like a haystack!

I haven't washed my face yet I didn't comb my hair! Both eyes are sneering!

Look at him wearing a gray sweater! Flower coat!

Small hole and small mouth!

Look at the thighs! Fat crotch! Legs are slippery!

The thigh smokes when it is slapped! This is a music circle!

Look at these shoes! Black! Grinding without edges!

Thumb and toe are looking at the sky! Socks are neither gray nor white!

I can't say what color! The feet are all gray!

The toe is black! I said handsome guys can really make trouble!

Listen to the subwoofer at work!

Handsome guy said! Dude, you don't know!

Don't listen to the subwoofer

Pick up the corn and want to sleep! It really made me laugh!

Give a couplet!

The first part: impatient, drive fast! Brother, don't take it personally.

Bottom line: Happy opening! Smoke! More than these two days.

Horizontal batch: automobile burning oil.

Look to the left!

The family is hiring people to do it! Manage three meals a day!

At the moment, it is a fish-belly grey! Kung fu craftsmen are all from home!

Get off! Go to work! Shop by shop, move on!

These bitches are really defeated! A shop of corn can be thrown away!

Wear a scarf! Wear a mask! Little by little, set by set!

Animals are shameless!

East parents! Jia Xi is short! Which girl is shameless!

Who is Sun! Who is the master! Who and who broke a whore!

Who is sweet! Whose family is bitter! Whose wife is unreliable?

Zhang! Li Jiayang! Whose sow is over the wall!

This essence! That tiger! I've been messing around all morning!

Half a day to pay 65!

These people! -Not stupid! Two don't puma!

Everyone is more slutty than his mother!

A pot of tea and a box of cigarettes! Talking and laughing all day!

Give a pair of couplets:

The first part: manual work! Talking about being cheerful one day,

In a word: scold in my heart! Laugh, work only recognizes red orders.

Horizontal batch: Kung Fu craftsman.

Look to the left!

The harvester is walking in the field! The employer sits in the car and watches!

The big flywheel whimpers! I want a big one later!

Harvester! Great!

One long, one long, fall down! Corn leaves are flying all over the sky,

I will pick a lot later!

No coffee! There is no need to tear it!

Drive home! One hundred and eighty an hour!

That's how you spend money! Drivers work in black and white shifts!

Three cars, three wheels, run hard! Tired to death, you can tell your fortune!

If you are tired, pull your dick down! Don't go until you harvest the corn!

There are corn cobs everywhere! Kick the dragon ditch and look down!

Corn is brown! Holding a basket in your left hand and akimbo in your hands!

Holding a broken sickle in your right hand! Look at the corn!

One foot, one foot, one waist!

This style is thousands of times a day!

It seems to be doing exercises! I'm exhausted and I haven't confessed yet!

Give a pair of couplets:

The first part: the corn harvest is really fast! How many sacks should be thrown into the corn field?

Bottom line: pay! I don't know! If you don't accept it next year, forget it.

Horizontal approval! Love to accept or not.

There is another one in the back! Corn is not baked in the ground!

Cut the stick and pull it home! There is a peeler at home!

Broken things are afraid of no electricity!

The battery is dead! What a hurry! The yard is full of corn husks!

Divide during the day! Barbecue at night! It's no use having enough electricity!

The corn is gnawing straight! The corn grains are all white and blind!

The wind is blowing! Yunfei! Corn husk is all over the wall!

The wind can still blow the house!

Corn Mao Mao! Particles are all over the house, all over the corridor!

Let jun worry about heartbroken!

Give a pair of couplets:

The first part: I don't know the pain if I don't buy a peeler, and the broken things are unreliable.

Bottom line: I don't know the pain of buying a peeler! My hand hurts, I can't move at all!

Horizontal approval! Break the peeler.

I will do it well one day! Corn ran home by itself!

Wife and children hot kang! Don't worry about trying!

One fell! Sam Man! How nice it would be to live like this!