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Thailand Family Travel Guide: A 6-day and 5-night free travel guide in Thailand
Because there are old people and two-and-a-half-year-old children at home, I chose to travel with a group to Thailand for fear of inconvenience. After swimming, I feel two words: deception and pain.
The choices are 6 days and 5 nights, Bangkok and Pattaya. I didn't see the beautiful scenery I wanted to see or eat the delicious food I wanted. I've really been taking you to the mall to buy it for you in buy buy!
The first day, on the plane.
The next day, there were so many hot people in the Grand Palace that it was inconvenient to take care of the children. It was very hot for the children to sleep in the stroller along the way, and there was no place to rest and enjoy the cool.
Then I'll take you to some jewelry stores or crocodile bag stores. The tour guide spoke bluntly all the way. He is a tour group in China, Thailand, and mainly makes money by shopping. But we are not interested in those things, so basically no one in the group buys them. Mom bought a beeswax bracelet, and the tour guide said to buy it.
Because he can't come. Therefore, the tour guide had a bad attitude along the way and said a lot of vulgar words, which were harsh and ugly. In order for you to go shopping, you must stay in that place all morning.
Then I'll take you to the so-called thai massage. Feeling perfunctory and the pressure was not good enough, I went to collect tips, and no one left. It's not as beautiful as what is written in travel itinerary!
Then there is the night tour of Menan River, which is not a night tour at all. In the afternoon, the weather is very hot and sunny, that is, let you board the boat and find another boatman to buy bread to feed the fish. Then, as soon as you get on the boat, everyone will hang your boat and give you a tip!
On the third day, I went to Pattaya to watch the adult show. I stayed up late. Because it's too small to hold the child and get in, just wait in the hall. There are many people and the weather is very hot. I didn't go home to sleep until after eleven o'clock at night, and the child was hungry and sleepy.
Then take a speedboat to the island, and the island they go to is the island where they play water sports in cooperation. Very exciting. There are old people and children at home who can't play at all and can't wait for the boat.
Finally in the afternoon, I said I would go to an island where I could swim freely. As a result, I gave you an hour.
Because the child's schedule has been disrupted, he has been sleeping and can't stay up. Especially when going to the island, it feels very dangerous. I have to take a water boat. I'm sweating all over. I'm afraid I'll get rid of the baby.
The scenery is good, but I don't spend much time. What a pity!
On the fourth day, I went to a rich and powerful golden house. The scenery is very good, suitable for taking pictures. It is also the only place in so many places that I think is very good.
Then I want to talk about riding an elephant. Lying is terrible. I took a two-year-old child to sit on it. The child has no protective measures and is afraid of falling. The elephant walked slowly in the middle, so the man kicked the elephant's ear hard! I'll go. I was so worried! Just walking around, stinking, worried and scared!
Let's talk about the legendary tropical fruit garden. If you have too many expectations, there will be several plates of spoiled fruit, mosquitoes will fly around again and again, but of course you won't eat it!
Dongfang, it's okay. The shemale did a really good job. The food is ok. You can keep this empty plate. Here you are, and then I want you to take a photo with the shemale to earn a tip.
On the fifth day, I returned to Bangkok from Pattaya and went to a temple. Mainly to introduce Buddha cards. Then go to the snake museum, watch the show and buy snake medicine. Of course, we are not interested in these.
Then take us to Wangquan Duty Free Shop in the evening, which is of course necessary because of women and cosmetics. Of course I want to buy it at buy buy.
On the way, he took us to the latex center, which is also the most profitable tour guide, and his attitude towards us began to reverse. There are 17 people in our group.
Almost many people bought pillows. My mother bought a mattress because she couldn't sleep well, and it cost 15000 RMB. After the purchase, the tour guide has a super good attitude and is very happy. She didn't.
On the sixth day, I went to the airport. I have to go to the tax refund to get the goods at 6 pm, which has delayed a lot of time. I didn't have time to buy something to eat at the airport duty-free shop. What a pity!
Let's talk about accommodation and food along the way. The legendary hotels are all five-star hotels, that is, they stayed in Bangkok two days ago, so let's not talk about Pattaya. The top floor is very hot, and there are many bugs and ants on the toilet.
In the evening, I put the opened dried mango on the bedside table, which attracted many ants. No wonder I was amused at midnight! On the last day, all the hotels in Bangkok were closed. Breakfast is terrible and the hotel is remote. You have to walk for twenty minutes to see the bus at 7 1 1.
Tell me about the food you care about. The so-called buffet on the 76th floor is the best in the whole group. It's rotten, the shrimp are all dead, and there is sand in it. Even if you eat in a small shop. It tastes terrible.
And eating is like fighting, which lasts for more than half an hour. So the journey lasted for 6 days, and my children and I lived on 7 1 1 snacks and milk.
Tell me why I feel pain. First of all, it's very hot. The cooling effect of air conditioning shunt is also not good. The child is sleeping in the car, and his hair is sweaty. Think about the effect. Second, the daily schedule is super urgent. They usually gather at 7: 00 in the morning, and sometimes they return to the hotel after 10 or even 1 1 in the evening.
The children didn't have a good rest at all, their schedules were disrupted and they didn't play anything during the day. They slept all the way and got off halfway, and some places didn't need carts. I held them all the way. They are very hot and basking in the sun.
For so many days, I haven't eaten a group meal, and the meal time is very urgent. In the middle of eating, I either wash the baby's bottle or let her go to the toilet to defecate. When we're done. They were about to gather, so they didn't eat.
However, the food quality is so poor that our table has hardly moved. On the way, several people had bad stomachs and diarrhea. In the morning, the frozen milk in the hotel deteriorated, causing an old aunt to vomit directly on the road. I'm going to have a heart attack!
Tell me more about tour guides in Thailand. Very vulgar. There are obviously children in the car, and there are many dirty jokes along the way. Then I want you to go shopping. It's hard to say. You know how grateful you are when you feed your dog. We don't know whether you will thank him when he takes us to dinner. He also said that he was not afraid of your complaining. When he was young, he loved whoring and almost killed someone with a gun. So this tells you that people are not afraid of your complaint at all. Of course, after we bought latex mattresses and pillows, his attitude changed a lot. He stopped saying those words.
Finally, let me talk about my feelings. There are many delicious foods I haven't eaten along the way, but the beautiful scenery won't let you stay for long to enjoy.
I let you shop most of the time. Then your itinerary did not follow the travel itinerary, but was temporarily arranged by the Thai tour guide.
I think Thailand can still be worth visiting, but it's best to travel freely. Don't say that travel agencies are unreliable. In fact, it is better to be a travel agency or an acquaintance, and the tour leader is also good, that is, a Thai tour guide. Vulgar, low quality. People are also trying to make money. So I have to keep asking you to buy it at buy buy.
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