What should I send for Singles' Day in single dog?

1. Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams alone.

Well, I have to spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day. ...

6. Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist!

7. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

8. The river flows eastward, and bachelors all over the world go to pick up girls. They said to leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

9. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

10. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

1 1. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

12. I have two people to accompany me on Singles Day. The silver ring I didn't give away was not because I didn't have the money to buy diamonds, but because silver jewelry is popular now.