Interesting copywriting suitable for friends circle.

1, your Mr Right is an incomparable monkey, and one day he will take two steps to marry your dog over the tower.

I want to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.

My mother cooked a good dish for me when I came home from college holiday. My dad: Let go of eating and make yourself at home!

4. I love you because it's a disease, and the doctor says it's a terminal disease.

5. Love never left, but I remember that you forgot.

6. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart.

7. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

8. If there is an afterlife, I will definitely become nervous, because you will be brain-dead if I leave.

9. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

10, be an immortal cockroach, be an immortal cockroach.

1 1, the school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

12, violence can't solve the problem, but it can.

13, recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family to disagree, especially her husband. What a cruel attack!

14, this summer, I feel at home. Wasting your life, going out feels like suicide.

15, when I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home.

16, the advertisement now is really girly. My mother can become my sister if she drinks Yili.

17, it's cold, there is a way to keep warm: I hold you.

18, I'd rather be fat than thin.

19, when I was in junior high school, my classmates gave me a disc, which said:/kloc-Please watch it with an adult under 0/8 years old. So I invited my parents to watch it together. I will never forget that beating in my life!

20. Don't feel pain now, and cry to death later.

2 1, if no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but I set special care for you, but you set access rights for me.

23. Your casual smile touched my heart.

I really want to make money into my hobby.

25. Is there an impossible person living on everyone who doesn't want to fall in love?

26. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

27. Only you can see my tenderness and sweetness.

28. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

29. Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh!

30. I don't know what to do. If I fall in love, I will die.

3 1. Don't drag down the person who gave birth to you when you are young, and don't drag down the person who gave birth to you when you are old.

32. Listening to you saved me ten books.

33. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

34. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

35. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

36. The pictures are for reference only and are mainly in kind.

37. The heart turns with the environment as an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart as a saint.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

39. Driving school coach: If the red light doesn't go, the green light won't go. Why? No color you like?

40, driving is not difficult, I am afraid that there will be new people!

4 1, the most pitiful thing about human nature is that we always dream of a wonderful rose garden on the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming in front of our window today.

42. Sometimes I am so optimistic that I always think I can shake the earth.

43. I hope you can all have love, and I enjoy money alone.

44. Every wonderful life has a 2B youth.

45. Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

46. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

47. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

48, men are tired, so they will knock on the back; Men are sad, so they should wash their hair; Men are bitter, so they will gamble; Men are very busy, so they often go to the wrong bed.

49. No one knows whether you are doing well or not, but everyone knows when you are fat.

50. I had a crush on him and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

5 1, maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the less and less times of pretending.

52. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

53. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.

54. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

55. Fatso's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

56, are all girls, why should I let you.

57. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

58. The crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still shrugged off me.

59. Although you are proud, I am cool and charming.

60. Men and Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

6 1, you did something wrong and I can cut you some slack. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But remember, I have a temper, not a horse!

62. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

63. The celebrity said: 1 1=0 Everyone was shocked and said it was very philosophical! Ordinary people say: 1 1=0 Everyone curses and calls you * *! This is the difference between celebrities and ordinary people.

64. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

65. Please be fully prepared before trying the unknown field.

66. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go there, too.

67. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drum is broken.

68. I only allow you to be in my heart in my life. Deer always bump into you, which is good.

69. If you plant a girlfriend in spring, you can harvest a bunch of wives in autumn. I'm excited to think about it.

70. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

7 1, bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

72. I wanted to smile back at the male god, but I smiled with a snot bubble.

73. Other people's 16-year-old girls are all teenagers in their hearts, while my 16-year-old girl only has magic in her heart.

74. You have your yogurt, and I have my pure milk, not very sour, but very pure.

75. It's no use coaxing me when I don't want to talk to you. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.

76. I am lazy and have no special skills, but I am a good cook who stays up late.

Promise me that your mouth will only be used for eating.

78, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.

79. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

80. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?