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Talk about people who can't drink food and wine.

For example, a lady toasted the leader: "Excited heart, shaking hands, I propose a toast to the leader, but the leader doesn't think I'm ugly"; "Leadership, I'm next. You can say it several times (clink glasses) "; "My heart is shaking and my hands are shaking. I will give the leader a drink, and the leader will be happy if he drinks it, but he will not leave without drinking it. " You can't help drinking these rhyming persuasion words.

In the past, the most popular toast in our life was: "Feeling deep and boring, feeling shallow and drinking iron and vomiting blood", but now it has been replaced by a new toast: "The wine is poured in a white porcelain cup, so don't push it in front of you. Although wine is unhelpful, it is a pleasure to have friends coming from afar. " "The sky is blue, the sea is blue, drink a cup"; "Women are beautiful, Lang Youcai, cup after cup, come together". What else is "emotional iron?" Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of garters! ""Don't say anything, the closest relative is the eldest brother. I won't do it if I don't drink my sister, so my sister can drink it if she is happy. " "There is no cloud in the sky, and there is drought underground. Only that cup doesn't count. As usual, when you touch two glasses of wine, yes-men want them all. "."I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings. " "I just drink one or two glasses, so my buddy is generous enough; Those who can drink two or two will drink five or two, and such buddies are the best; I will drink half a catty and drink a catty, so my buddy is the most intimate. " "It is better to doze off than to drink and not get drunk; Besides, this is wine, not dichlorvos; It's rare to get drunk several times in life, so you must drink it properly. "Wait a minute.

The most classic thing is that Tang and Song poems are actually used in words to persuade wine, such as: "Farewell to Bai Di for half a catty." "When the sun rises, flowers in the river will win the fire, and gentlemen will drink their wine." "The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? , propose a toast to each other and have a drink. " . In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? "When young people leave home, old people will come back. I asked the young lady to accompany me to drink this cup. " "wine meets bosom friends, poetry sings noble people." There are also lyrics that come in handy: "When I am in danger, I will show my talents. I will drink a glass of wine for my sister." "Give a helping hand in times of crisis. When it's time to do it, brother, drink for me." . If you don't drink, who will? There are also those who fight alcohol lawsuits: "Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly". "We are close friends when we get together, so let's have a comfortable bar". "The river has wide waves, so I'll do it with this cup." . "Drinking is a hero, not drinking is a bear, bears are ugly, and heroes are glorious." It can really be described as "a mouse gnaws at a tea bowl and its mouth is porcelain".

Where there is a toast, there is a wine-blocking word. For example, "if you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing face and don't drink self-discipline." "Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about not drinking this cup? " ? The river has wide waves, and this glass of wine says nothing! I'll sing a song for you. I don't want to drink. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and it is also beautiful to replace wine with tea. "Weeding at noon, sweat dripping down the soil, a few glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter? " ? This is in line with the popular saying that "it is not good to drink less and eat more when your wife comes." Go out a few times and come back. " "Wine makes people brave, and you have to take care of your wife" is much more elegant.

At present, we hear a lot of words to persuade and give up drinking, but we also hear a lot of words to refuse to drink. "I laugh at the madness of the world, and I am arrogant when I drink too much." "Thousands of cups are laughing, and the spring breeze is heartbroken." In particular, this poem is well written: "The Yangtze River is rolling and the river is red, and ethanol washes out heroes. The jars are empty, cups and plates are placed on the wine table, and several old faces are blushing. Soup leftovers are used to watching drunkards down a peg or two. A group of drunks like to party, and many things in ancient and modern times are abandoned in wine jars. " I hope you don't remember the words to advise you to drink, but remember the words to stop and refuse to drink, so as not to drink too much and hurt your health.

This lady suggested that this man-

Attack: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

Shou: In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing all around, and I raised my glass to ask the beautiful woman, how much should I drink?

Advise middle-aged people to drink-

Attack: A big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.

Shou: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. Can we drink less?

Invite people to dinner, and the host will persuade them to drink-

Attack: the guest gets drunk, or the host will be ashamed.

Shou: If you want the guests to drink well, drink at home first.

A man who advises his wife to be strict-

Attack: Wine makes the hero brave and refuses to accept his wife's control.

Shou: When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Advise friends to drink-

Attack: men don't drink, they live in the world for nothing.

Defense: Show your skills in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink a glass of wine for your brother.

Persuade to drink white wine-

Attack: don't be emotional if you don't drink white.

Shou: As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

When you get up to propose a toast, the person who is advised to drink will say, "Wait until your ass is up, then you can start drinking", which means that the drinker will have another drink. At this time, the drinker should respond, "Your ass moves to show respect".

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

Weeding day was noon, sweat dripped down the soil, and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

A thousand cups of bosom friends are few, but lovers drink more.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Feelings are iron or not! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Feelings are deep or not! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that the gay party can cultivate itself!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first. /

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, so that the gay party can be cultivated!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally