Jokes about singing

A patient likes singing very much. One day he was lying in his hospital bed and singing all the time, first lying down and then lying on his stomach. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why he sang like this. He said, you are so stupid. Just now you put a side, now it's time to put b side. ...

2. Singing brothers

Student dormitory, so-and-so dormitory, after lights out. There is a man who likes singing and has a drake voice, which makes the gods cry! But I am proud of it! Today, I sang in bed again, but before I knew it, the dean checked the dormitory, so much for it! The gentle and lovely director stood outside the door and said, "Oh, listen to old songs. Look at all this, I don't know how to adjust them! " "

2. I want to sing

One day, there was a big play in the village. Grandma said to her grandson, "There are so many people today. If you want to pee, just say you want to sing, so as not to make others laugh." Grandson sings when he wants to pee. In the evening, the grandson and his father slept together and were awakened by urine. He said to his father, "Dad, I want to sing." Dad thinks it's strange. Why does the child want to sing in the middle of the night? I must be talking nonsense, so I said to my son, "I'll take you to sing tomorrow." Sleep. My son has to lie down. After a while, the son couldn't hold back and said to his father, "Dad, I really want to sing." Dad thought, "Is it possible that this child has a gift for singing?" So he said to his son, "If you really want to sing, just lie down in my ear and sing loudly!" " "One day, there was a big play in the village. Grandma said to her grandson," There are so many people today. If you want to pee, just say you want to sing, lest others laugh. "Grandson wants to pee and sing. In the evening, the grandson and his father slept together and were awakened by urine. He said to his father, "Dad, I want to sing." Dad thinks it's strange. Why does the child want to sing in the middle of the night? I must be talking nonsense, so I said to my son, "I'll take you to sing tomorrow." "Fell asleep. My son has to lie down. After a while, the son couldn't hold back and said to his father, "Dad, I really want to sing. "Dad thought," Is it possible that this child has a talent for singing? So he said to his son, "if you really want to sing, just lie down in my ear and sing loudly!" " "