Humorous sentence describing severe cough

1. Cough is like fireworks, and my throat is burning.

Cough is more terrible than meowing. I wonder if I have become a cat.

The cough is louder than the train horn. I don't know if I can launch supersonic.

4, cough audio-visual is a dance troupe staged in my throat, feeling that I have become the protagonist of the stage play.

5, cough audio-visual is a band playing a concert in my throat, I don't know whether to clap my hands or cover my ears.

6, cough audio-visual is a puppy playing in my throat, I feel like a pet owner.

7. Cough is more lively than hot pot restaurant. I wonder if I have become the focus of the crowd.

8. The cough sounds like the devil laughing at me in his throat. I'm going to find a priest to exorcise evil spirits.

9. Cough sounds like a bird nesting in my throat. I want to find a bird language expert to translate it.

10, coughing is a frog rattling in my throat. I want to find a pond to live in.