How to write cough?

Humorous sentence describing severe cough are:

1, I have been coughing for three days. Wake up in the middle of the night and cough until the early hours of the morning every night. It's so painful. It's so painful. Why can't God give me a good body?

2. I am very tired and sleepy, but I can't sleep. This is the most painful thing. I haven't stopped for a month, coughing ~ and then causing ophthalmia.

3. I cough. Did you miss me?

4. Do you deliberately fail to recognize my cough, or do you not care at all?

5. How painful it is to cough. Health is really the capital of revolution. Cough treatment cycle is not short, I don't know when I can stop coughing.

6, cough is about to cough to death, finally know the pain of insomnia, decisive leave is much more important.

7. I have a fever again in summer, and my cough is getting worse. Every time I cough, my heart aches when I look at the painful expression in summer. Suddenly I got sick. It's been two or three days. When can I be so neat? It's so worrying.

8. I had a runny nose two days ago and started coughing and having a headache last night. Don't give me a fever, it will hurt! ! ! ! Just got up, all kinds of uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable uncomfortable.

9. When he is fine, when I cough, I will be cared for by him like a serious illness. However, when he was playing games, even if I told him I was pregnant, he wouldn't give me a bird.