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What interesting things have you encountered in your life?

Once, I pursued a girl for many years without success. One night, she said that if I was still single, she would come to my house for a few days.

At that time, she was the flower of our class. She looked like a star, especially beautiful and temperamental. Many boys in our school chase after her, and I am one of them.

but I think I like her more than anyone else, and I have paid more for her than anyone else. For example, she didn't study well, and many times the teacher gave her a cheat sheet, and I was informed by the whole school for it; For another example, I give her gifts every holiday, and almost all my living expenses and part-time income are spent on her.

once, I told her many times. However, I was rejected. She said that she hopes to find a boy with good family conditions, and she hopes that her other half can help her in life and career.

At that time, I was also stupid, knowing that she was a powerful and vain girl, but I still loved her willingly and paid a lot for her. And she, obviously rejected me, accepted everything I gave her without hesitation.

It wasn't until one day that she fell in love with a rich second generation that I was disheartened and completely gave up the idea of chasing her.

after graduation, she went to the man with that rich second generation boyfriend. I started a joint venture with my friends by using my accumulated experience in part-time jobs and the knowledge I learned in college. I held half of the shares in technology and management.

after three years, my friend's company and I are doing better and better, and are well-known in the same industry in the province. However, although I am successful in my career, I am still emotionally blank. Although there are many girls chasing me, I just haven't met the right girl.

one night, she called me and asked me if I was still single. I said yes. Then, she seemed particularly happy. First of all, she congratulated me on my achievements in my career and said that she was particularly optimistic about me and thought I was particularly capable.

she also said that she always had me in her heart, and it was a moment of confusion when she was with that rich second generation. In addition, she also said that she would come to see me in a few days, so that I didn't have to book a hotel. She stayed at my house.

when she got to my house, she looked at the luxurious decorations all over the room and her eyes lit up, and then she said that she agreed to talk to me. She also said that after getting married, she will have another child and go out for a trip if the family is free.

at that time, I didn't say a word, just watching her wishful thinking about the future. I thought it was very interesting, very interesting.

once, I gave everything for her, and she accepted my contribution, but looked down on me; Now, she thinks I'm still me, she's still her, but everyone will change.

that night, after waiting for her to talk to herself for a long time, I made the bedding for her without saying a word, and then went back to my room without hesitation regardless of her retention.

the next day, I arranged for someone else to accompany her for a day. She seemed to feel my "indifference" too, and left angrily after not playing for long.

Later, I occasionally remembered the scene that night, and I felt a little heartless. However, watching her "performance" at that time, I just found it interesting, very interesting, and I don't know why.

Funny thing in life: I was going to smoke the old lady's quilt upstairs with snail powder, but I ended up with her son because of this snail powder.

There is an old lady upstairs. Whenever the sun shines in winter, she takes out their quilts to dry, and the sun is so low that it blocks the sunshine, so every time the old lady bask in the quilt comes, I feel disgusted.

in order not to confront her head-on, I have to find a way to get her to lift the quilt up on her own initiative.

Because I am from Liuzhou, Guangxi, I always have snail powder at home. Once I saw someone posting a post about his neighbor upstairs, and it was the same as me. She always dried the quilt very low, so she cooked snail powder on the windowsill, and the neighbor cooked snail powder once. After cooking it several times, the neighbor upstairs wouldn't dare to be so bask in the quilt.

when I saw this post, I immediately ran to take out my precious snail powder. I also want to try it and let them know that our Liuzhou snail powder is powerful.

Finally, I found a way to cure this old lady. While singing excitedly, I cooked snail powder, thinking that they would be unable to sleep at night because of the smell of sour bamboo shoots, which made me feel good.

two days later, the old lady took the quilt out to dry. It seems that she failed for the first time. No, I want to cook another bowl of snail powder. I can't believe it. After cooking it several times, you can't give up.

In order to protect my own interests, I must resolutely fight this old lady to the end, and I have as much snail powder as I want. I have the determination to win this battle.

that night, I was about to go to bed when the doorbell rang. It wasn't the old lady who came to find fault. I was still afraid to open the door.

But the doorbell kept ringing, and finally I decided to open it. If I want to quarrel, I can't be afraid of them. It's their fault.

when I opened the door, I found it was a handsome guy, not the old lady.

The young man said that he lived upstairs, because his mother took his quilt out to dry today, and when he slept at night, he smelled all the snail powder, which made him so greedy that he couldn't sleep. He asked me if I had any snail powder and lent him a pack.

hey, this story is different from what I thought.

But people are talking, so I think I'd better borrow a bag. As a result, the guy said: My mother can't stand the smell of snail powder and won't let me eat it at home. Can I borrow our house and cook it before I go back?

The parents were handsome, so I agreed, thinking that I didn't have the money anyway, and his appearance was average. What else could he do?

Then I let him into the house and helped him cook a bowl of snail powder. After all, I was very happy to meet someone who likes snail powder in other provinces.

As a result, the young man finished eating and was satisfied. He said that he had never eaten such delicious snail powder, and asked if he could buy an extra one for him next time and put it in my house, so he would pay me more.

Anyway, I live alone and like to eat snail powder, so I promised him, and I can earn a little money. Why not?

in this way, we added wechat to each other.

After that, he often came to my house to eat snail powder at night, and he came more often, as if I were used to his existence.

One night, he suddenly said to me: I'm usually busy at work, often need to work overtime, and I don't have much chance to get in touch with girls. You like snail powder, so do I. If you don't mind, can you be my girlfriend?

of course, I do. I just didn't expect that a boyfriend was sent to me because of snail powder. Boys should never bungee jump in skirts, and don't ask me how I know! Being laughed to death! How embarrassing!

The proprietress of our fruit supermarket is a widow. She is usually brave and strong during the day, but she doesn't mention how innocent girl she is secretly.

I was born in the countryside and didn't study well, so I followed in the footsteps of my parents and became a migrant worker. However, the construction site is too tired, and the workers all say that they work at the construction site, which makes me blind. So, I listened to the advice of my workmates and chose a relatively relaxed career to be a tallyman in a fruit supermarket.

Xiangxiu, the owner of the supermarket, is a northeast woman with a bad temper. Whoever makes a mistake will be scolded when she comes up, and whoever talks back will be fired directly.

Xiang Xiu's temper is related to her experience. Xiangxiu went out to work as a teenager, and then married Lao Zhu, a fruit wholesaler 1 years older than her. The two worked hard together for 5-6 years to open the largest fruit supermarket in the region.

unfortunately, nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Three years ago, Lao Zhu had a car accident on his way back from the south, and Lao Zhu was gone. Since then, Xiangxiu has been looking at the shop with her children, and her temper is getting bigger and bigger.

Xiang Xiu is busy. Her 4-year-old son Du Bao is running around the supermarket. Although the child is naughty, he looks like his mother and is more attractive. I secretly buy him candy when I have nothing to do.

"Call Dad, and this candy is yours." I finished my work and grabbed Du Bao's hand.

before, this trick was tried and tested, but I didn't expect that the child didn't scream and didn't take the candy this time. Muttered a word and ran away.

"Don't dare to scold me. Don't think I can't hear you if you keep your voice down. I won't punish you." I chased the children to play.

Xiang Xiu, who was hiding in the dark, saw all this. Normally, she would be furious, but this time she smiled shyly. I looked back and saw her smile, which made me very embarrassed and turned red.

one year has passed, and spring is blooming, and it has also entered the off-season of fruit sales. In the past year, there was basically nothing wrong with the goods I managed. Xiangxiu announced that I was the head of the new tally department, and the last one was directly fired by her.

Xiang Xiu also announced that business was good last year. This year, the League Construction Association will take everyone to the Grand Canyon to play exciting projects, and all colleagues responded positively.

Because Du Bao and I have the best relationship, Xiang Xiu has always asked me to look after the children. She has been busy directing everyone to take the bus and stay in the hotel. A group of more than 3 people set off after breakfast in the morning and arrived at their destination at noon. Everyone put their bags in the hotel, had lunch and went directly to the Grand Canyon Drifting.

Before Xiangxiu, all the group members were in the same group as the vice president. This time Xiangxiu directly took me with her son, and we got on an inflatable boat together.

People may be angry with Xiang Xiu at ordinary times, but they can't get angry with her for work, so there are not so many rules for going out to play. Everyone has a plastic basin and throws it at our boat one by one. Soon the three of us were soaked to the skin.

"Go back and deduct your salary." After Xiangxiu's joke, everyone poured it more actively.

I asked Xiang Xiu to protect my son, and I took the paddle and rowed hard into the distance.

As the boat rowed away, Xiang Xiu and I looked at each other and smiled. Xiang Xiu had a cold face all day for work. She suddenly smiled and felt beautiful and shy.

"What are you looking at? I've gouged your eyes." Xiang Xiu found me staring at her and said angrily to me, she is in front of me, acting like a woman.

Du Bao, pouting his ass and paddling his hands in the water, I patted him gently. "Call Dad."

Xiang Xiu gave me a twist according to my arm. "You hate it."

ha ha ha.

The downstream water is urgent, so I asked the girls on the boat to take care of it. The way I paddle seriously should be very handsome.

We arrived at the drifting terminal soon.

There is a changing room in the destination. Xiangxiu changed her own clothes and the children's clothes respectively. I didn't bring them, so I had to wait for my underwear to dry naturally with bare arms. Xiangxiu was afraid that I would catch cold, and insisted that I change into the skirt she brought.

isn't this bullshit?

Du Bao followed suit. Forget it. To make them happy. In this way, Xiang Xiu and I both wore skirts and became "sisters".

The next stop is bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon.

Xiangxiu was wearing a skirt, and the bungee jumping staff said it was not possible, so she should try to change her pants. Xiang Xiu insisted that it didn't matter, but standing on it for a long time, she didn't jump.

The people in the queue kept urging and even shouting abuse.

Xiang Xiu asked me to dance with her. "Xiang Xiu, don't make trouble, I'm wearing nothing underneath!" I said on Xiang Xiu's ear.

Xiang Xiu also whispered to me that she would marry me if I danced with her.

the stakes are too high!

my life is plain, I have never won glory or been ugly.

I recall a poem I wrote in junior high school: I am a grain of sand in the sea, rolling hard and climbing hard. Look forward to the lucky day of the tide and rush to the beach to enjoy the flowers.

where else to go to the seaside, a drop of stream drifting can also arouse waves! I spelled it! Today is a lucky day!

I was holding Xiang Xiu, and she tried to help me hold down my skirt. Unfortunately, I was the first person in the Grand Canyon to bungee jump.

When we came back from the Grand Canyon, Xiangxiu and I secretly got the marriage certificate. Other life is as simple and mechanical as before.

Xiang Xiu is as fierce as before, but when she is with me at night, she returns to her nature and is gentle and lovely.

I am a timid person, but I can do anything for my beloved. (except bungee jumping)

From this incident, we can see:

1. As long as we feel it seriously, there are still many pleasures in life.

2. Even a boring life will become colorful with the people we love.

3. Life can't have interesting things happening every day. Please cherish the happiness when interesting things happen.

4. May all lovers get married.

5. Do more good deeds and pass on positive energy.

many years ago, Lao he transferred from the army to our unit, and he was in the same room with me, with his desks facing each other.

Because he was completely blind when he first came here and didn't arrange any specific work, Lao Hebai was bored and hung his head all day, rolling a glass marble around his desk.

it's really boring to see him. I said, CSI, I heard that you participated in the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam. Tell me, tell me something we haven't heard of.

ok! Csi suddenly came to the spirit, his eyes flashing.

Our division is the real main field division, and I am engaged in logistics support in the division headquarters. At one time, I found that Lao Qin, the reconnaissance chief of the division headquarters, who I met almost every day, suddenly disappeared, and no one knew where he went. He didn't show up until more than three months later, and the Sino-Vietnamese border would be opened one week later.

Later, I learned that he sneaked into Vietnam for reconnaissance more than three months ago, and even went deep into Hanoi, where there were also our people.

The first time I went to the front, I was really a little scared. I led a group of militiamen to deliver ammunition and supplies. I squatted in the cat hole at night and didn't dare to close my eyes all night.

when I returned to China the next day, a reconnaissance class just caught three heads and walked with us. One of them gave up his head, which was particularly difficult to handle. His eyes were full of fire, his legs were kicked around, and he tried to escape after several attempts to die, which seriously affected the marching speed.

The scout monitor was helpless. He tied him to a tree, weighing a dagger in his hand, and looked around at his men: Who's coming? Soldiers below, you look at me, I look at you, and no one answers. The monitor had to come by himself and plunge the dagger into the boy's heart. ..........

Ah, it's time to get off work. Csi glanced at the wall clock on the wall and continued to talk next time.

CSI swept away the haze of the past few days and showed a rare smile on his face.

there is a female colleague, who looks ordinary, but has a good figure, with a shawl hair and looks mysterious.