The more jokes, the better. The more interesting the better. All right, 20 points.

The most disgusting joke is recommended after dinner.

First, when I was a child, I ate dishonestly. In order to educate me, an old farmer told me that it has been 60 years of hard work.

I never spit out my booger without food.

Second, there is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich man sent them away, and only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out.

The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."

Third, a man saw a store having a big sale and went in. What can I do for you? "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog."

"Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man and the salesman were grinding for a long time, but the salesman still refused to sell them to him. There is no way. The man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It's still the same salesman. The man has been dawdling with her for a long time, but he still wants to go home and get the cat. ""Just put your hand in. The salesman put his hand in: "What is this?" Very sticky. "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper. "

A man took his friend to visit his grandmother. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friends began to eat peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they left, his friend said to his grandmother, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Hmm! Alas! Because all my teeth have fallen out, I can only suck out the chocolate. I am old, cough. ...

Some people like the dish "spicy vermicelli pot" very much. Once, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him it was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" He asked disappointedly. "Sir, really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table. " The waiter replied. According to the waiter's instructions, the man saw a very decent gentleman sitting next to him. This gentleman has eaten almost all his dishes, but the "spicy vermicelli pot" is still full. This man thinks this gentleman is wasting delicious food, so he walks up to this gentleman and points to that one. "The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. After a while, he swallowed half of it. Suddenly, he found a little mouse lying at the bottom of the casserole. After a while of nausea, the man vomited all the fans he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there, the gentleman looked at him sympathetically and said. I'm like this ... "

On this day, the hotel owner is making a tour in the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?" "The boss gave him one and sent it away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why does the beggar want toothpicks instead of rice now? I gave him one and sent it away. Not too old, here comes another beggar. The boss said to him, "Are you here to get a toothpick, too? ""The beggar said, "I vomited alone, but I was late. The first two beggars ate everything I could, and now there is only soup left. Can you give me a straw?

Seven, boss, the second child is flying, the second child is airsick and has been vomiting. A bag was full, so the boss had to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."

If you haven't spit it out, I have to admit that you are a master, so I will try my best.

Eight. Killing skills-

One day, Big Brother and Second Brother went to the theatre again. They saw that they were arguing about the development of the plot in the middle, so they made a bet. The boss pointed to a row of spittoons in front of them and said, "The loser wants to have a taste of what's there." Unfortunately, eldest brother lost, so he took a sip with a frown. Then they bet on the following plot. This time, second brother lost. I saw the second child pick up the spittoon and hit it hard. "The second one shook his head." No, I want to drink. The sputum in that spittoon is too thick. I really can't stop biting! "