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If you please your girlfriend.

If you please your girlfriend.

1, one person can't sleep, the whole world can't sleep, and the happy insomnia is because he is afraid to close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?

2. My family name is me, my name loves you, I miss you, I know you by name, I hurt you by name, I miss you by name, I love you by name, my friends ask me to fix you, and you can ask me to kiss you!

3, I am infatuated, waiting for your heart, I will not die, don't make me sad, you are my sweetheart, which represents my sincerity, I hope to win your heart, I wish you satisfaction and death without regret!

4, love is empty, I am wandering in the street. People are empty, money is empty, and a single bad karma is at work. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy, this is empty and that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

5. Find an elegant teahouse named Yuan, put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, look at the sky, and wish "cheers" lightly, so that your thoughts can drift away with the fragrance of wine.

6. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

7. Fate is the continuation of feelings in the last life. Destiny is an unchangeable oath before the reincarnation of this life. Fate is the happiness you and I once said. It is a beautiful dream that we can meet again when we are human beings.

8. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, and I turn for you. Happiness can only count if you give it to me all over the world, because you are my number 1!

9. When I can't see you, I miss you like a mountain on my chest. When I can see you, happiness flows into my heart like a river; Let the landscape witness my thoughts of you.

10, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!

1 1, in the post of time, I want to make a wish, called forever; In the harbor of love, I will send a hope called sincerity.

12, when the night covers my way home, you are the star above me. You gave me hope and warmth, my angel! My eternal love!

13, in the morning, I looked at the flowers all over the street and thought of you; In the afternoon, I thought of you with bitter chocolate; At night, looking at the sunset sky, I think of you again. Gently say to you: I miss you more every day!

14, last night's wind brought a piece of gray sand and dyed the white clouds yellow, but I persisted in cultivating and sowing my heart. Even if the fuzzy fields are submerged by gray sand, some green leaves will wake up in the wasteland. That's my heart, a heart that loves you!

15, you are a tree, I am a vine, I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

16, the lamp fell asleep and dedicated himself to the mediocre night; Shadow also went home, I'm still waiting, but no one knows this loyalty. When everything goes out in sleepy disappointment, will you approach me from behind?

17, I really want to hold your hand and see the rose with dew in the morning; I really want to hold your hand and watch the meteor shower at night; I really want to hold your hand and walk through the spring and autumn seasons.

18 I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings and thoughts into a package, postmarked it, and delivered it at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you.

19, sometimes, it is for love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings!

20. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the sky is eternal, the song is free, love is intentional, love is crazy, and you are the most unforgettable!

2 1, breathing stopped, you are still in my heart; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.

22. I would like to be a bright light in the dark, illuminating our road of love; I would like to be a brush in your hand and paint a picture of life!

23. When you lose your lovely and beautiful youth today, and your beauty has been washed away by tears, you will believe my loyal love. I am like the camellia tree that always faces the sun, whether the sun sets or rises!

24. I want to hold your hand, go to a place called forever, see the eternal scenery and taste the dry oceans and rocks until … forever!

If you like girls.

First, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

I love you forever: I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring. But I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back! I will be your crutch! When you lose your teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I must wait until you die! Or leave you alone in this unattended world! I don't believe I'm a ghost.

May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ....

Although I can't satisfy your biggest material life ... I can satisfy you with my heart. ..

I'm bored tonight, so I'll send you a message. If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

Seven, give you two choices, either be my daughter-in-law or be my wife, you choose.

Eight, my Valentine's Day has no lover, only my wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, I only have her in my heart! Really love you!

Nine, maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine, and I don't have the long-lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you. .....

I may not be here when you are happy, but when I am happy, it is because you are here.

Girl, can you lend me two dollars? I want to buy you a sundae. I only have five dollars on me. ...

Twelve, once you were my most beautiful first love, but now it is a memory I can't forget. Why can't the Buddha give us that happy ending? ! But let me remember it all my life!

Thirteen, miss with warmth, memories with happiness, may my blessing be passed on to the stars all over the sky and brought to you.

Fourteen, in this ethereal world, who can tell what is true? What's fake? What's the matter? What is right? Let's face it bravely together. Okay? !

15. What I can't hide is my initial enthusiasm for you. I don't need any deliberate words to explain to anyone that I am different from you.

Sixteen, your eyelashes are slightly upturned, playing a beautiful melody, and your mouth is slightly upturned, depicting a confident and lovely smile. Dear, your charm in every detail is the goal I love to pursue, and I love you.

Before you, my world was black and white. Since I met you that day, I found that you are the only color in my life.

In the face of your concern, the memory you gave me is sad and romantic. I really want to ask you: today, you and me, can you repeat yesterday's story?

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly. ............

Twenty, fate is a book. If you turn it carelessly, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

Twenty-one, I want to hold your hand and walk to the white head; I want to hold your shoulder and comfort you; I want to look at your face and smile; I want to hear from you that life is all kinds. The footsteps of years, stepping on the mark of love; Open the container of affection, everything is sweet; Yue Lao gave me two ends of the red line, one is me and the other is you!

Twenty-two years old, after knowing you ... I found that I can pay so willingly. ........

Only in this way can I tell myself with a smile when I am disappointed and lonely.

Twenty-four, giving you love is my most beautiful waiting for you; Giving you love is my most beautiful miss for you; Giving you love is that I miss you forever; Giving you sincerity is the crystallization of my true feelings.

I am the happiest person since I met you, met you, liked you and fell in love with you.

If you like girls.

1. If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

Second, the clouds go with the wind and hide at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart. Baby, love tiger oil!

Third, the fate of a day is too short, and I want to be with you all my life; There is too little love in my life, and I want to grow old with you; In the cycle of life again and again, you are the goal I am looking for.

Fourth, you are like petals covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

When Chaoyang was born, I saw her with an oval face, beautiful and gentle, and a pair of bright and clear eyes looking at her.

I want you to know that I love you: with your company, life is no longer lonely; With your memory, everything is sweet. I want to hold hands with you and go to a happy paradise together. I love you forever.

Eight, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and two deep dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

Baby, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will cause tooth decay.

10. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! !

1 1. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...

Twelve, you are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, all of which make men admire you deeply.

Thirteen, maybe I don't have love like sunshine, and I don't have love like running water. I only know that I love you forever and I can do anything for you. .....

I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to laugh like a warm sun in early spring.

15. Missing is a petal rain, romance is a sun rain, caring is a timely rain, happiness is a rain in Mao Mao, moving is a rain of tears, Chinese Valentine's Day, the Milky Way is falling, talented people and beautiful women, let's go and see the meteor shower!

16. Drink your wine of love. If there is no refill, I would rather be thirsty for a lifetime.

Wife: I won't kill you or scold you. My plan is to kill you.

Eighteen years old, this life ... if I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

Nineteen, my world is only understood by you.

Twenty, it is really full of twists and turns to develop today. Maybe there are more tests waiting for us, but I only know one thing, I love you, and I just want to be with you forever!

Twenty-one, because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever. ..

Twenty-three, a flower withered for a long time; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't want to collect it when the rain stopped; I thought about it for a long time, but you didn't say: I love you when you left.

I love you until the end of the world.

I don't know how to express the strongest and deepest impression you left in my heart. It's your plump and tall figure and fair skin. Dark and deep eyes, small and rosy lips, but there is still an indescribable and elusive instrument stirring my heart.

Twenty-six, have you happy and carefree, really infatuated with you, really like you. If I were a fish, I would be infatuated with the ocean. If I were a bird, I would be crazy about the sky. But I am a person in the world of mortals, and I only have a crush on you!

Twenty-seven, green wicker, how can it compare with your hair; How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, when I stare at Zhang Yuzhao beside your bed, I feel that the whole world is immersed in the bright spring forever.

Twenty-eight, you are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and difficult to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

Twenty-nine, you are so beautiful, as beautiful as a lyric poem.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

3 1. Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.

Talk about pleasing girls.

First, in the dead of night, thinking about your heart is blurred in the night sky; The wind breathes, and there is a heart in the heart; Thoughts pass through the fortune and convey information that misses you; The morning dew is so clear that my heart falls on the grass. Come on, I will treat you well!

2. Embroider the love in April with gorgeous pictures, and embroider the moment when we met; Write a true love with emotion, sing the intoxicating melody and sing my attachment to you.

Say to a beautiful girl you fall in love with next to you, I really envy you, having such a good person to accompany you all day.

4. Deep down, send yourself a rose of love, let it bloom beautifully, and cherish the romance I can accept! You love him, and he loves you, which is the truest and most permanent romance!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife. After knowing you ... I found that I can give so willingly. ........

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. .....

Seven, the mood of missing you really can't be replaced by one word. ....

8. How many stars are there in the sky? How many girls are there in the world, ..............? But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

Nine, the wind is light and the clouds are light, and the insects whisper, holding your hand and being happy to the horizon; Tears are sweet, laughter is sweet, always sweet. Love you, love you is my unchanging language.

10. The past is just an experience and feeling, not evidence. You don't need to be responsible for the past or the future. Don't cling to the past.

1 1. I don't have the courage to embrace the enemy, the charm to embrace difficulties, and the confidence to embrace mistress. I can catch my breath with my lover and embrace Valentine's Day. It is said that hugging can bring you good luck, but if you have the right person, it will be very smooth!

Twelve, one two three four five six, busy every month. Busy in love, busy in career, busy at both ends and happy at both ends. Buy a new house and change clothes, and marry my bride in the second half of the year.

Thirteen, a girl in a pink-blue skirt, wheat-colored skin, looks so healthy, black hair hangs vertically over her shoulders like a waterfall, and her face is slightly red.

14. Post her photo on your wallet, mobile phone and all the places you often see.

15. You smile like a flower, I am deeply infatuated with you, you stare tenderly, I am warm every day, embrace Valentine's Day, send short messages to Iraqis, express my confession every word, warm you every word, give you my blessing, embrace Valentine's Day, and just want to join hands with you for the rest of my life!

I just want to find a shoulder that can bear my tears when I am frustrated and let me take a bite when I am happy. If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If I can not love you, what a good girl this will be.

I know that in your heart, I am nothing, but in my heart, you are like that night, the moon with stars is the most beautiful, and I am the star, always accompanying you!

Eighteen, kissing parents is fun, how sweet parents are; Kiss the child and smile, the smiling face is as beautiful as a flower; Kiss your lover, smile and be happy as fire. Valentine's Day kiss, may your love last forever and your affection be infinite!

Nineteen, Tanabata Valentine's Day came, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl got together for the first time; Acacia heart sad, miss you, love you for a long time; Take advantage of this festival to express one's feelings to the galaxy and swear love; Would you like to be my Weaver Girl and grow old together? Happy tanabata!

Missing you has become a disaster. Loneliness index, such as electricity price rise, heartache, such as gas shortage spread, flooding degree, such as rain and snow all over the country. Come to the disaster relief, and quickly grab the road of love between us!

If you can explain why you like a person, it is not love, and true love has no reason.

Twenty-two, sometimes I will be moved by a sentence, because I am sincere; Sometimes I cry because of a song, because I am emotional; Sometimes I think of memories as habits, because I miss them; Sometimes I send you text messages because I care about you.

Twenty-three, the appearance is average, but the heart is kind and warm. Your expressive ability is average, but I love your frankness and persistence. Your social life is average, but I love your simplicity and gentleness. Wife: I really like you and love you!

Twenty-four, my whole life is just to kiss you. ........

25. I hope your eyes can only see a smile. I hope every tear you shed is touching. I hope every dream you have in the future will be touching!

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

Twenty-seven, every time I am frustrated, I think back to your little smile and your encouragement, which makes me face it firmly. Thank you! !

28. Do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you? The love song of the Arabian Nights is only for you.

Twenty-nine, love is a feeling, even if it is painful, it will feel happy. Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet. Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful.

Thirty, you are the most beautiful in my heart.