Tell jokes if you don't want to get up.

1, bathing really depends on perseverance, washing clothes depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosiveness. 2. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up; There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.

3. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

6. It's cold, and I especially don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother!

7. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

8, get up in the morning, look at each other, look in the mirror fat, wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo.

9. I really hate going to work in rainy days. When it's cold, people don't want to get up and go to work. Walking, mud was thrown on the trouser legs, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.

10, actually, I don't want to bother you. Actually, I want to talk to you. I really can't stand it any longer. If I don't speak, I'm afraid I'll die, so today I finally got up the courage: get up!

1 1. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed after eating.

12. It's very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

13, I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I wake up every 16 hours.

14 since I set the alarm clock, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

15, I will be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

17, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

18, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

19, it is cold. Now I have to perform with my beloved quilt every morning, and I can't bear to part with you. I don't want to get up! ! !

20. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

2 1, so cold, I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

22. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once, and the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!

23. I don't want to get up. I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

24. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

25. I don't want to get up. Looking out of the window, it seems that a thin layer of white gauze has been laid outside. The late snow is coming after all, but my heart has not fluctuated at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

26. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

27. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up on rainy days.

28, it is cold, pay attention to keep warm! I stayed last night, but I still didn't mean to stop. It's very cold, I don't want to get up!

29. It was hot every day a few days ago, so I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. It's too cold to get up these days.

30. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.

3 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

Tell me about those people who don't want to get up in cold weather.

Tell me about those people who don't want to get up in cold weather.

1, twice a month, my period, wisdom teeth inflammation, neck pain, messy hair style, Taobao did not deliver goods for three days, I didn't want to get up in cold weather, and I was starving to death!

I went downstairs to get the express. When I came back, I found Bao Xiao rolling and moaning in bed. I did housework for a minute or two, but I knew I wasn't around. I quickly went to bed, hugged Bao Xiao, comforted and warmed my hand. It's still snowing outside, but it's much smaller. The ground was white, and the content in the circle of friends was similar to that of Leng Xue who didn't want to get up. This winter, we can be willful and not get up.

3, it's cold, the bed is warm and I don't want to get up, it's hot, people are easy to get sleepy and want to sleep. Hey! Don't say that. I don't know what I'm talking about.

4. Good morning, everyone. It is very cold these days. I don't want to get up, brush my teeth, wash my face, have breakfast, go to work or go out. .........

I found a terrible secret. I don't want to get up when it is cold, and I can't open my eyelids when it is warm. What am I swollen for? Should I talk to the weather forecast?

6, the new semester is so busy, but it's too cold to get up. Overcome inertia and study hard!

7. It's cold, and I don't want to get up or go out. All because of this little bitch! Then the question is coming. How to solve the problem of eating today? Then the problem was solved, and the work that can earn money at home in the dormitory came!

8. Because I stayed in this bed for a while, I was reluctant to leave the only warmth and decided not to change rooms. As a result, I slept with my clothes Pillows, sheets and quilts are not suitable and I can't sleep well. I woke up early on Saturday, so tired! It's all caused by the cold weather. I don't want to get up, wash my face, brush my teeth or take a shower. Come on, warm up!

9. In winter, people are lazy! I don't want to get up, eat or do anything! Really, I ... . . Get up, I have an appointment to play mahjong for a while. ) Now I feel that no matter how cold it is, I can't be so degraded. People should have goals, right? All right, I'm leaving. Goodbye.

10, I also got up very late today. I went to bed after eating. I don't want to get up in cold weather. I don't have much appetite for food. The food was leftovers from the reception that day. Although I am married and a family now, I still feel uncomfortable eating something. Alas, I was a little depressed when I was eating, because he was playing on the sofa outside and I was sleeping alone in my room. Well, I feel a little sick.

1 1, it's cold, and the little guy doesn't want to get up. Thinking that she likes little apples so much, she played this song. I thought she would get up as soon as she heard the music. It used to be like this. Unexpectedly, she cried and said not to play music, but to sleep. Poor guy, it seems that I have to go to bed early at night.

12, it is cold. Now I have to perform with my beloved quilt every morning, and I can't bear to part with you. I don't want to get up! ! !

13, I really hate going to work in rainy days. When it is cold, I don't want to get up and go to work. Walking, the trouser legs were covered with mud, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.

14, very cold, always don't want to get up. I long for the last warmth I give, because I know I have something to rely on, because I know that one day it will be as warm as spring, and no one can stand this cold. But the heart is cold, no one knows you, and no one lets you rely on it. Can only hide in the bud, but also deeply resentful. Like a rose, it is a layer of reincarnation. Are you afraid that soft flowers should be separated by a layer of foundation and wrapped with thorns?

15, time flies. I really don't want to get up in winter. My son also learned to stay in bed. When it's not cold, the little guy often gets up at five or six. It's very cold now, and the little guy always wakes up at seven or eight. Stay in bed after waking up. He likes to rob me of things, such as wearing my shoes and taking things that tie my hair. . . I want to dress him up as a girl. So I bought him a princess ring specially. Hee hee!

16, the most painful thing is that I thought I would sleep until ten last night, but I woke up at seven. The most contradictory thing is that I thought I was going to the market today last night, but I didn't want to get up. As a result, my life has always been spent in pain and contradiction, but on the surface, I am very happy and determined.

17. It's very cold. I don't want to get up and go to work every day. I just want to stay at home and buy some at buy buy.

18, cold and warm! After walking for 2 nights, I still didn't mean to stop. It was cold and I didn't want to get up!

19, it was hot every day a few days ago, so I couldn't sleep without blowing the fan. I don't want to get up in a cold bed these days.

20. Good baby has to get up at seven o'clock every day to go to kindergarten. It's cold recently, and she cries every morning that her mother wants to sleep! When I was a child, I cried every morning and didn't want to get up, especially at school! So I hugged and said, then let's go to bed and not go to kindergarten! Then we will sleep happily until we wake up naturally! Although I was criticized by my family afterwards, so what, darling is only three years old, more than 20 years later!

What if it's cold and you don't want to get up every day? How many times have I been late this month?

22. The weather is very cold. I finally arrived. I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to come out after taking a shower. I don't want to go to bed after coming out, and I don't want to get up after going to bed. Anyway, I must keep calm.

23, boring, more and more boring, I hate winter, there are deceptive spring, colder than winter and have the face to say warm spring. In short, it is the most disgusting thing to get up because of the cold and then do nothing.

Although it was cold and I didn't want to get up, I had to get out of the warm quilt in order to go to work. Good morning. A new day ~

25. It's freezing. I don't want to get up, but the exam is in two days, but there are no seats in the library, and it's cold and cold outside. Well, the point is the last sentence. Remember to wear trousers when it is cold.

26. I don't want to get up. . . Don't want to go to work. . It's very cold. I just want to fall in love in bed and under the quilt.

27. It's so cold! I like being wrapped in bed, and I don't want to get up even if I don't sleep.

28. It's getting cold and I don't want to get up more and more. Unfortunately, I have to go to work and drag my feet.

29. When it was cold and I didn't want to get up and go out for dinner, I received an overbearing and enthusiastic phone call and went downstairs to get food!

I don't want to get up when it's cold. I'm already thinking about what happened before I go to bed tomorrow morning. Well, I fell asleep after watching the entertainment drama.

3 1, I had another strange dream/I was too cold to get up. Psychological hint: I didn't eat anything today Sunday/last night, but I drank a cup of Nestle milk powder. Now the stomach is melodramatic and sour/sometimes I feel very strong and fragile, or very weak and strong. Anyway, why should I be so strong? Not everyone can see three meals full of food and clothing. Everything is safe. It only indirectly proves that I am tired of living.

32, record, cloudy now the silk can not be so full, open less. Watching TV at night will make you sleepy, so go to bed early. Get up in the morning and go there to buy food for rainy days. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I still insist on getting up early every day. All right, go to sleep, Ann.

I don't want to get up. Looking out of the window, it seems that a thin layer of white gauze has been laid outside. The late snow finally came, but my heart didn't fluctuate at all. Because, it is very cold, and my heart is frozen.

34, so cold, I don't want to get up, I want someone to fish me out of the quilt, (just thinking, hehe, how can a fat man be qualified? Only I am allowed to say that I am fat, so you can say that I am fat. )

It's cold, so I don't want to get up in the morning. The baby stays in bed with me, too. I like his dependence on my bed, but I don't like taking him to hide in the cold. I am a lazy mother!

36. It's cold, and I don't want to get up! But you have to go to work to make money!

37, it's so cold outside, I don't want to get up, so I can only wrap the thickest down jacket today! ! ! Why is it getting colder every day?

It's cold, it's time to get up again. What should I do if my husband is ugly, has no money and is domineering? You have to rely on yourself, alas. Get up for work ~

39. I don't want to get up when it's cold, but I want to lie in bed when I get up and eat.

I don't want to get up in cold weather, but there are still many things to do. Even so, I'd better turn over and lie down for a while. Good morning, prefects.

4 1, because I stayed up watching TV until dawn, because I was cold and lazy, so I didn't want to get up. I heard the boy say it was snowing, and then I ran to the balcony in my pajamas. Well, I opened my eyes and saw that the snow was so light. A cold wind froze me back to my dormitory, freezing me to death. Sleeping under a quilt is still very reliable.

I don't want to do anything in cold weather. I don't want to get up and go to work. I just bowed my head and played with my mobile phone. That's fun!

43. There are different levels of spiritual cultivation. When it's cold, I don't want to get up in the morning, just sleep for a while. This is the lowest level. My lazy body controls my mind. No matter what happens when the alarm clock rings in the morning, I have to get up and wash up at once and then go to work. I have to do it for a reason. I am at this level now.

44. As the days passed, I felt inexplicably tired when I arrived at the university, and even wanted to go back to the third year of high school to have a rest. It's getting colder and colder, and I don't want to get up in the morning. I suddenly want to go back to the morning when I was on duty in the third year of high school. Shu and I complained about picking up garbage and discussed the strange dream yesterday. It's cold, I want to go home. I want to eat baked sweet potatoes with Jia Lu, in the ancient city.

45. It's cold and rainy, and the puppy doesn't want to get up! ! ! Sister Miao, get up and play online with me! ! ! !

46. I don't want to get up this morning _ it's getting colder every day! People are getting lazier and lazier day by day. I watched TV series from eight to twelve last night! ! No running, no reading. Not to help! !

47. It's very cold recently and I don't want to get up. I also want to stay in a warm bed for a while! ! !

48. I don't want to get up when it's cold and my hands are cold, but it seems that the temperature and air of Jane Eyre are romantic and insomnia.

49. It's raining, it's cold, I'm resting, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go out, I don't want to move, I forget everything and I don't want to say anything. When the phone rang, I picked it up and asked if you wanted to go. Idiot, what is this? Well, I really forgot about rage!

Talk about the personality that doesn't want to get up.

1, don't want to get up for work. 2. It's a horrible world outside the bed.

3, just got up, there is an impulse to take a nap.

4. Wobeijun, don't do this. I have a school.

Being abused thousands of times in winter is like first love to bed.

6. The happiest thing is to get up in the morning, where you and the sun are.

7. What makes people sink in, but can't extricate themselves, is the bed!

8, the favorite in winter, besides eating hot pot is the bed. ....

9. Nothing in this life can't get in or out, except the bed.

10, I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

1 1. Bed, please respect yourself and let me go. I have classes.

12, it takes perseverance to get up and courage to take a bath.

13, ringing as an alarm clock is actually the most effective way to get up.

14, I am crazy about winter, because the temperature of the bed is too hot, which gives me warmth.

15, I hope it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up every morning, but you.

16, winter is a season of getting up by perseverance and taking a bath by courage.

17, if the quilt is the grave of youth, then I can die in it.

18, in winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.

19, bathing really depends on perseverance, washing clothes depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosiveness.

20. Watch the time in bed every morning, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

2 1, the thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die in bed and never wake up.

22. One of the cruelest things in the world is struggling to get out of a warm bed in winter.

I like lying in bed in winter. I can't leave you in the morning, when I see you at night, just like Sanqiu.

24. Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

25. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.

After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

27. The only thing that can't be put down at present is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

28. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

29. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

30. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

3 1. I didn't know until I hid under the covers and fought with the bed in the morning. It turns out that I forgot to go to bed early again last night.

32. It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.

Bed, give me a chance. You know I love you and I want to be with you forever.

34. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

35. I woke up at six o'clock, and when I thought that young people should be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, I silently huddled under the bed.

36. Sleep these two days and try to stay under the covers. I realized a truth. It turns out that I don't have any phone bills.

37. When you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep. ...

It took five minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

Classic quotations that don't want to get up, talk about shocking people who don't want to get up.

1. I don't want to get up this morning _ it's getting colder every day! People are getting lazier and lazier day by day. I watched TV series from eight to twelve last night! ! No running, no reading. Not to help! !

It's very cold recently. I don't want to get up. I want to stay in a warm bed for a while! ! !

3. I don't want to get up in cold weather, but it seems that the temperature and air of Jane Eyre are very romantic. What should I do if I can't sleep?

It's raining, it's cold, I'm resting, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go out, I don't want to move, I forget everything, I don't want to say anything, and the phone rings, I tell you to go? Idiot, what is this? Well, I really forgot about rage!

Good baby has to get up at seven o'clock every day to go to kindergarten. It's cold recently, and she cries every morning that her mother wants to sleep! When I was a child, I cried every morning and didn't want to get up, especially at school! So I hugged and said, then let's go to bed and not go to kindergarten! Then we will sleep happily until we wake up naturally! Although I was criticized by my family afterwards, so what, darling is only three years old, more than 20 years later!

6. What should I do if I don't want to get up every day in cold weather? I was late several times this month.

7. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

9. Read the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.