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Talk about the mood at home for illness

1. Things have really gone wrong recently. In order to take care of my illness, you didn't have a job for a week, and I held you back. I think I owe you a lot. I haven't stopped being ill for a whole year, and you have no idea why I am always sick but take care of me in every possible way. You also said that you didn't take good care of me! Honey, I will take good care of my body in the next days so that you don't worry! Honey, I love you!

2. Being sick can only disappoint the delicious food.

3. I feel like a peaceful old lady only when I am sick. Sit in the sun and listen to music. Then I dozed off and coughed endlessly.

4. Have a bowl of pickled mustard tuber and shredded pork noodles. I haven't had much appetite recently, so I should eat something light when I am sick.

5. If you are sick, you will take care of me, and bring me water and medicine. It seems that I have been taken care of by you for so many years in my memory, and I hate the feeling of death.

6. After learning about kidney calculi, a friend made a long list of taboos, which made me feel gloomy. There is too much delicious food in the world to give up. So don't get sick easily.

7. When you are sick, some people choose to care, some choose to ignore, and some choose to laugh. Anyway, I have to rely on myself when I am sick. I don't expect others to care about me. Just don't curse me.

8. What is the most painful part of being a mother? It's not pregnancy, it's not childbirth, it's when the child is sick, no matter how intimidating and tempting you are, you refuse to take medicine anyway. It's really weak.

9, getting cold ~ you can only make money, don't get sick! But I'm curious about what you think is wrong with me.

1. Yesterday, I didn't have much upset, and I was sick with infusion. I continue to recommend it today! ! ! Please look forward to it, brother saber, and the professional recommendation will live up to it! ! !

11. I am sick again. I was burnt out last night

12. Actually, it was a sick meal. Even when I was sick, I looked healthier than others.

13. A study shows that there are more and more car owners, and about 25% people have lost the habit of walking. The study found that people who drive around all day are twice as sick as those who like to walk. Modern people use busy work as an excuse to avoid exercise. In fact, 3 minutes of aerobic exercise (such as brisk walking) every day makes the immune system work more efficiently.

14. I used to play games every day when I was studying, and then the day passed quickly. Now I go to work every day, and the days are very ordinary and boring. Then I will get sick, spend money, talk, eat hungry and have a lot of fart. Therefore, growing up is really a must in life.

15. When you choose a teacher, you choose to be Iron Man. You won't get sick, but you have to endure it. You have to learn to be a repairman and a cleaner. You have to learn to be the mother of a group of children and their friends. . . Praise yourself

16. Maybe it's because you haven't exercised for a long time that you get sick. The weather is good. Come out to play ball and let off steam!

17, it's cold, put on more clothes, and no one will worry about your illness because you wear less. Single dog people in winter should pay attention to keep warm

18. The deskmate is the savior during the exam, the guard when sleeping, the servant when sick, and the deskmate is often the best friend, the ally of * * *, who can rely on you to cry, talk and listen to you. The person closest to you in school life. There is competition and help between deskmates. It is essential to sit at the same table. Deskmate is the best memory of campus life. Does your deskmate have a scarf?