Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - When I like you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. You can touch me again when I don't like you.

When I like you, you hit me and scold me, and I put up with it. You can touch me again when I don't like you.

1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

2. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

It is not that I have changed, but that I have learned how others treat me and how I treat others.

4. When you meet someone you like very much, just shake your head and smile and be friends.

5. What is the power of mathematics? After copying the answers, I can't understand what the power of Chinese is. I don't want to copy after reading the answer!

6. Sometimes it's just to prove your importance.

7. I want to live, have the fun of cooking, have the mood of reading, have time to travel, and most importantly, have company.

8. Time gradually took away the youth and frivolous, and gradually precipitated the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.

9. Life is a never-ending performance. Each of us is an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience.

10. Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, and life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it.

1 1. Don't give me unnecessary comments if you don't understand my story.

12. No matter how many grievances you have and how uncomfortable you are, remember that it is you who can finally heal yourself.

13. Who have you cut long hair for? Head teacher!

14. Whose hand is the dog that once loved deeply licking now?

15. When I like you, I can tolerate you beating me and scolding me. Try to touch me again when I don't like you.

16. If you are in pain, smile more brightly!

17. Who cares about you the most? I'll find Tencent news for you as soon as I get on QQ.

18. My mother told me that I can't miss two things: one is someone who loves you, and the other is the last bus home.

19. I met my true lover in the ugliest time and my true friend in the poorest time.

20. A person should be crazy at least once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

2 1. Don't frown on the certain road, no matter how painful it is. You know, the hardest road is your choice, and you are not qualified to shout pain.

22. If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

23. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

24. In fact, no one is really cold, but it is not you who is warm.

25. You must have had a time when someone pointed to your sore spot and laughed, but you could only laugh stupidly. You are afraid that others will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even cry. We always compromise others and hurt ourselves. So, be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

26. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

27. It doesn't matter who hurt you or who defeated you. What matters is who makes you smile again.

1. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone really valued me.

2. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

It is not that I have changed, but that I have learned how others treat me and how I treat others.

4. When you meet someone you like very much, just shake your head and smile and be friends.

5. What is the power of mathematics? After copying the answers, I can't understand what the power of Chinese is. I don't want to copy after reading the answer!

6. Sometimes it's just to prove your importance.

7. I want to live, have the fun of cooking, have the mood of reading, have time to travel, and most importantly, have company.

8. Time gradually took away the youth and frivolous, and gradually precipitated the self-knowledge of warmth and coldness.

9. Life is a never-ending performance. Each of us is an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience.

10. Youth is a book that can't be closed when it is opened, and life is a road that can't be turned back when you set foot on it.

1 1. Don't give me unnecessary comments if you don't understand my story.

12. No matter how many grievances you have and how uncomfortable you are, remember that it is you who can finally heal yourself.

13. Who have you cut long hair for? Head teacher!

14. Whose hand is the dog that once loved deeply licking now?

15. When I like you, I can tolerate you beating me and scolding me. Try to touch me again when I don't like you.

16. If you are in pain, smile more brightly!

17. Who cares about you the most? I'll find Tencent news for you as soon as I get on QQ.

18. My mother told me that I can't miss two things: one is someone who loves you, and the other is the last bus home.

19. I met my true lover in the ugliest time and my true friend in the poorest time.

20. A person should be crazy at least once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

2 1. Don't frown on the certain road, no matter how painful it is. You know, the hardest road is your choice, and you are not qualified to shout pain.

22. If you care too much about other people's opinions, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.

23. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

24. In fact, no one is really cold, but it is not you who is warm.

25. You must have had a time when someone pointed to your sore spot and laughed, but you could only laugh stupidly. You are afraid that others will say that you can't take a joke, so you bend over with laughter and even cry. We always compromise others and hurt ourselves. So, be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

26. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

27. It doesn't matter who hurt you or who defeated you. What matters is who makes you smile again.

You used to like me, but now you don't. That's my incompetence. I don't blame you.

First, the human eye can see objects a hundred paces away, but it can't see its own eyelashes. Only by truly understanding your own advantages and disadvantages can you accurately locate your life coordinates. When you realize your own shortcomings, it is the beginning of progress.

Second, tears, a liquid secreted by the lacrimal glands of the eyes when you are sad, sad or painful or happy, the secretion will change with the change of mood. If collected in large quantities, it may be possible to water flowers and grow grass. It is not clear whether it has nutritional value.

Third, if I can't get it and protect it in this life, I'd rather be lonely in this life.

Fourth, the only way to let yourself drift is to remember the following nine words: eat, sleep and love.

I want to be a gentle person, because I have been treated like that by gentle people, and I deeply understand the feeling of being treated like that.

6. Looking for the future in dreams and laughing at the helplessness of reality. When you can't retreat, when you stop hesitating, you will keep moving forward. Road, always there.

From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

Life is always pushed by many things. The more days you live, the less choices you have. Because I missed many opportunities to choose over the years. And more chains, because life has given you. So in the end, you seem to be free, but in fact you are busy and have no choice. But because of this, we should cherish every opportunity to choose. Change is a brand-new rebirth.

Nine, girls should work hard to live, study, keep fit, make beauty and make friends, but if all efforts are just to marry a good man, then even if there are more talents, it is difficult to win happiness. Because when you put your fate on a man, you are doomed to lose the initiative in life.

10. Many things you are insisting on have actually ended long ago. We always do. We don't insist on things that clearly have good results, but we insist on things that we can't see hope. What is even more frightening is that many people and feelings that are clearly over will make us wait stupidly and firmly. You know, the ending is impossible to change. So, stick to this kind of thing and leave it to the way out.

Don't overestimate your strength in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun will still rise even without you!

12. Happiness can't come from the sun. It is impossible to be truly happy by crying and shouting!

Thirteen, so, I think it is good for the elderly to dance square dance, which can prevent derailment. What phone fraud, what pyramid schemes, what insurance products to sell, as long as the music comes, the boundless horizon is my love, all of which will cool me down.

Fourteen, a woman, when she was young, she generally didn't care if there were warm men around her. They prefer men who can conquer the world. But she doesn't know that men who can conquer the world also want to conquer women all over the world!

Fifteen, the fate is not expensive, and the heart is sincere; No matter how long you are in love, you will cherish it. If you are really kind to a person, it doesn't matter whether you get something in return; Give a love silently, only care about the importance.

Sixteen, you used to like me, but now you don't like me. That's my incompetence. I don't blame you. Malfoy

17. Trees should not grow too fast. One-year-old children, firewood, three-year-old and five-year-old students, tables, chairs and benches will take ten years to become pillars. Therefore, we should dig deep and wait for the opportunity.

Eighteen, a lifetime is not long, and it may not be met in the next life. Please grasp and cherish the people around you now. If you miss it, maybe this life will be a regret forever.

Nineteen, I am not afraid that others will fail me, and I am afraid that you will delay yourself. The saddest thing in the world is to be disappointed by others and delayed by yourself.

Twenty, people in the rivers and lakes, involuntarily; People in marriage cannot but love; People can't help themselves in officialdom; People in the unit can't control themselves; People are in the world, and life is involuntary; Life is helpless, what is it for yourself? Enjoy life and be kind to yourself. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

Twenty-one, the age is not young, what should I do? Don't plunge into your beautiful sadness, while desperately drilling in and calling for help.

Twenty-two, are you like this? Easily satisfied, more easily injured; There is always a feeling of being ignored; Pay far more than you get; Very stubborn, used to the cold war; Laugh happily in front of others, but feel lonely when you are alone; Quiet in front of strangers, fooling around in front of friends; Sitting in front of the computer, I don't know what to do, but I don't want to turn it off; Don't like waiting, but always wait; Often in a daze. It's okay. You just value feelings too much.

Twenty-three, love makes people forget time, and time will make people forget love. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today. Please believe that the lost things have never really belonged to you.

When you see a sentence, prepare to say to yourself from time to time: admit it when you are wrong, and shut up when you are right.

Twenty-five-year-old, standing in the wind and rain for countless times, letting the wind blow away those endless heartache, the rain man washed away those thousand-year-old pains until he was numb, his heart was slightly blue, and his eyes were faintly crystal clear, he said with a smile. The beauty in the storm is unforgettable. After being injured for many years, I always feel refreshed when I recall it.

Love to speak modal phrases: I downplay what you don't like, and I double the details you like.

1. There is always a name that can make your mouth rise and then tears fall.

I know not all fish live in the same sea, but I will swim to you regardless.

If the spring breeze doesn't meet you, I will walk 10 mile again.

I don't believe in love at first sight, so I tried my best to meet you for the second time.

The three strongest heartbeats in my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class and walked down the stairs, and you smiled at me.

6. I downplay everything you don't like and double the details you like.

7. The relationship between love and being loved is probably that after saying good night to each other, you start to sleep and I start to miss you.

I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.

9. Love is probably the most cunning existence in the world. At first, I just wanted to look at you one more time, so I wanted to look at you one more time every day, so I just wanted to look at you alone, so I was possessive, quarreling and hysterical, so we all forgot that I just wanted to look at you one more time at first.

10. People who like you want your gift; People who love you want your future.

1 1. All deep love is a secret, just like you.

12. One day, you will no longer need crazy love, all you want is someone who won't leave you.

13. Although it sounds melodramatic, I really want to spend my life with you.

14. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. But you are different. You are like Beidou, shining my life.

15. Forgive me for not finding so many topics with you, but my mouth is full of you.

16. Can't you be wronged and fall into my hands? /calculate/

17. I will try to be what you like, and then I will never be with you again.

18. I used to think that love is a lifetime. Later, I discovered that love is not necessarily a lifetime. For me, a few years with you is a lifetime.

19. finally, love turned into unwillingness, and deep love turned into sadness.

20. I once trusted you to close your eyes and cover your ears. Even if the whole world says you are wrong, as long as you deny it, I believe it, but you have lost it.

2 1. Let me live in your heart or in your bed.

22. In the name of love, I sentence you to life imprisonment and carry it out in your heart.

23. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. No two people who are naturally suitable are working in the same direction. This is the best love.

24. Feelings are really overbearing things, regardless of order or reason.

25. I keep meeting and then find that no one can enter my eyes except you.

It took me a long time to realize that the place without you is far away.

27. Sometimes, I wish I could hurt you as much as you hurt me, but I know I wouldn't do it if I had the chance. I love you, this is my own business. Chatty: When I like you, I think you like me when you look at me one more time.

1. I remember I wanted others to show off you, but now you have become my taboo.

I would rather tuck you in than say good night.

I was young and frivolous, until I met you, I always wanted to live a long life.

I have nothing to say about the fact that I like you. I accept.

It feels very happy to roll the road with the person you like, and it feels like shoveling shit to visit the Aegean Sea with the person you don't like.

I will never love anyone, even you.

7. Logger Vick can't cut down trees, the wolf can't catch sheep, Tom can't catch Jerry, monsters can't eat Tang Priest, and I can't catch your heart.

8. Your lips are beautiful, suitable for kissing and saying you love me.

9. At the beginning, your careless words became the future that I tried to realize.

10. Like a person, you can't hide it at all, just like sunrise and sunset are so natural, even if you want to hide it, your gentle eyes have said everything.

1 1. I can't tell you how much I like you, but I'd rather quarrel with you than turn around and love others.

12. I said I would travel all over the world, but now I just want to brush my teeth with you.

13. The best state of a woman in love is: I can give myself what you can give me, but I just want you to give it.

14. When I like you, the more you look at me, the more I think you like me.

15. She went to the movies with her best friend, and when she was nervous during the performance of Death, she held her best friend's hand until the end of the performance. Later, I was pushed into the corner. Because of night blindness, she can't see clearly, so she can only hold her best friend's hand tightly. Passing the steps, she threw herself down, and the people next to her reached out and grabbed her. Her voice was very low: Be careful, she was frightened: Who are you? He smiled: the person you forced to hold the whole movie.

16. Love is like express delivery. Falling in love is just a moment, and more is waiting.

17. The testimonials to be sent at the wedding are: thank you for misunderstanding, differences, quarrels, paranoia, bash elbows, and not breaking up.

18. He is never handsome, but you love him.

19. The person who really likes you will go out to find you even if you throw him into the women's group.

20. It is because I like you so much that when you touch my bottom line, I can only lose my temper carefully and finally say sorry to you.

2 1. I really miss you, your drooping eyebrows, your dumb voice and the way you look at me.

I have heard all your stories, but I told you all my stories in detail. /calculate/

23. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

24. After you, you will meet better people, but you will not be as desperate as you were at the beginning.

25. Some people are kind to you, first sweet and then bitter. At first, you felt very much in love, but in the end, it grew weaker and weaker, and soon you broke up. And some people are slow to heat. At first, you will feel so cold that you don't even want to talk about it. The longer you stay in touch, the better he will be to you. Because the person who loved you at the beginning wanted you; People who love you to the end want to be with you.

26. There is always a person in my heart who is concerned, but there is no intersection.

27. You are like the best snack of the year, and I have put on weight for you seriously.

28. You wanted to give him a candy, so you bought a handful of candy and gave it to everyone. Finally, you casually open your hand to him: hey! Are you going to eat or not?

29. I intend to love you for a long time, and I have no intention of giving up.

30. There will always be people who change their bottom line to cater to you. He is not born with a good temper, but he is particularly afraid of losing you, so he would rather spoil you more and more.