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Super domineering personality signature daquan

1. He said that having you in life is the most ordinary miracle. She said: having you in life is the most beautiful melody.

2. At that time, he was very timid, and sometimes putting a P on himself made him cry.

3. When I loved you, * * * was presumptuous with me. Now I don't love you. Are you a bird?

4. God said I was handsome, but I laughed. As a result, I said I was more handsome when I smiled. I shouted to the sky: Me! Handsome! Lightning came from the sky, and God said, Lie!

5. Bed, let me go! Don't do this! I am a person who has to go to work!

6. It turns out that I am not suitable for smoking, because I am a woman, so I don't have to inherit my family's incense.

7. When you stop, please have a look. Others are still running.

8. I also want to be an elegant lady. Life has forced me to be a bitch.

9. Uncle farmer, you have worked hard. If it weren't for your hard work, I don't know how many rich people starved to death.

1. Are you comfortable living with me? Do you want me to help you jump into the fire pit?

11. Let time slowly erode my memory, and maybe I will gradually recover.

12. If life is bad to a certain extent, it will get better, because it can't be worse.

13. The promise I made is still in my ear, but you are no longer with me.

14. Life is a great sorrow. Are you sleeping soundly? I was awakened by a bubble of urine.

15. After writing a paragraph, many people add a puzzled sentence at the end. I want to ask who asked you to explain?

16, bullying is a woman's nature, and it is also a woman's advantage. If you love it, you will love it, and you will not let it go easily, nor will you allow others to touch it.

17. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

18. One will meet two people in one's life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

19. It is said that people should have size, but being a dog is the same. Don't give you shame.

2. Don't say how much you are afraid of losing, and don't say how much you hate separation.

21. When I was in The Pursuit of Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I have been staying at home now.

22. Memory is my greatest enemy, because it hides your tenderness for me.

23. Dingdang cat lives in darkness forever, because it can't see its fingers.

24. Compare which of these two fish is handsome, and the handsome one can be used as tomorrow's dish.

25. You only have one life, so you can't give generously to people you don't love.

26. Who do you think you are? When you go out, people have to look at you.

27. There are so many ordinary people in this world, how can they have so much affection for me?

28. I didn't like you when I first met you, but the more I saw you, the less I liked you.

29. I can have everything, but I really don't have a boyfriend.

3. I really want to take a break and ask for leave, but I didn't approve it, which shows that you are not a useless person.

31. Although I don't like seafood, mermaids are acceptable.

32. If you can't even cheat, how can you trust yourself to enter the society as a teacher?

33. Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact they deserve to be beaten.

34. It's hard to study at noon on weeding day. Take a small broken book and sit all morning.

35. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. I was scared to death, damn it.

36. It is the sun that wakes me up every day, because its light is too dazzling.

37. It's okay to step on me, but how to step on my shoes? I just bought them.

38. I'll take you home when the waves are enough. If you don't come back, just die outside.

39.) Being a man is always mean, some people don't cherish it, and those who don't always want it most.

4. Rejection is a cruel fragmentation, and silence is a very quiet heart.

41. If you take fewer detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

42. The toilet is safe, because when boys chase you in primary school, you always run into the toilet at the first time.

43. In the future, now we are innocent and will live a right life for life.

44. I'm picky, I'm difficult, I speak badly, and I often have a bad face, but that's me.

45. My shoulders are big and I can rely on many people, but my heart is small and I can only love one person.

46. Man, you must live well to be worthy of the old-age insurance you paid.

47, don't say impossible, it is impossible, and it also carries the word possible.

48. Thought can be dirty and life must be healthy. Only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

49. The most disappointing sentence: I am your dispensable, and you are my indispensable.

5. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not good, I can't even spend the summer.

51. No one will spoil you like a treasure. The only thing you can do is to give those who look down on you a proud back.

52. I know you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

53. Have the cheek to play hooligans and start in the street without you.

54. The alarm clock only sounds my body, but it can't wake my spirit.

55. If you like her, I quit. You like me, and I won't give you up to others even if I die.

56. A true brother is to be your woman when you need her most.

57. It is best to rely on everyone to run and rely on yourself. As the saying goes, whoever walks will leave traces, whoever lives will leave neighbors, and whoever climbs will leave stairs.

58. The world is always bigger than I thought. Be sad. Your planet is a place I can never reach.

59. Memories can really make a person crazy. One second, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, but this second, his eyes were wet.

6. If I don't let go, after many years, will you blame me or be moved?

61. No matter how awesome the future is, it can't compare with the years when we were together.

62, the past is no longer beautiful, memories are only painful, and what you have now is the best.

63. There is an uninhabited island in my heart, which is full of white roses with memories.

64. Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

65. If I don't change my signature occasionally, how can I let you know that I still exist?

66. Everyone is busy with their own joys and sorrows, so how can they care about your loneliness?

67. If two people are destined to be together, eventually they will find a way to get back to each other.

68. I understand that people in this world love cool thin, but I stubbornly want to seek warmth.

69. I used to suffer from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

7. Miss, can't you hold yourself a little higher? Who can you show such a bargain to?

71. A son is the enemy of his father's son, and he was born cheating.

72. Life is like a play. You are not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but you are afraid that you will not live up to expectations.

73. People in the wall want to come out, while people outside the wall want to go in. I stand on the wall and look.

74. The person I love, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others!

75. Sometimes, you have to let go to know whether it is really worth having.

76. Even at the end of the road, I won't go back to those dogs that betrayed me.

77. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

78. Give your cheap feelings to others, and give them to whoever you want.

79. I want sand to fascinate my eyes, so I won't make a scene.

8. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

81. A woman's intuition is very accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.

82. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, and then you will have no complaints.

83. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did, and you found someone to wait with.

84. My heart is in your place, and you still care about what I am doing.

85. Because I broke up with the quilt in the morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

86. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me? If I am unhappy, who will be sad for me.