Stephen Chow’s classic lines

About Stephen Chow’s classic lines

Stephen Chow, born in Hong Kong on June 22, 1962, originally from Ningbo, Zhejiang, is a Chinese comedian, director, screenwriter, producer, producer, and producer. Let’s take a look at Stephen Chow’s classic lines. Welcome to read and learn from them.

1. Don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you are handsome. "Kung Fu"

2. Bai Jingjing: Let you go? Give me a reason not to kill you! Zhizunbao: Just thinking...give me a reason to kill me first! "Westward Journey"

3. The bullet penetrated my thigh bone, compressed my aorta, and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left side of my brain is hypoxic and paralyzed, and the right half of my body is paralyzed. ( Tear open the pants) Be sure to cut the wound with a knife to remove the bullet.

4. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

5. Neither writing nor martial arts is good, so wake up! I think you should go back to your promising career as a bandit! "Westward Journey"

6. Chickens are also patriotic! "Ji Gong"

7. Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife, and the knife is the flying knife of Xiao Li's flying knife. "Domestic Lingling Paint"

8. It is really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional person with a lot of movie fantasy. Looking at your appearance, I can tell that you have no connotation. "92 Happy Events in the Family"

9. Tang Monk: So being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a human demon. "Westward Journey"

10. Qingxia: Then will you show off a little? Your dad Zhou said: That depends on whether there are any benefits. Qingxia said: What if there are benefits? Zhou said: Then shake him a little bit! "The Deer and the Cauldron - Shenlong Cult"

11. Do I have to tell you about the Tathagata Palm even though I have learned it? "Kung Fu"

12. If you don't have dreams, what's the difference between being a salted fish?

13. Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful.

14. My admiration for you is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. "The Deer and the Cauldron"

15. The earth is in danger! You'd better go back to Mars! "Shaolin Football"

16. Don't worry! I didn’t know you were really anti-Qing martyrs! But when I got to this place, I couldn't help but reveal my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated master of the East, and the failure of the West! "The Deer and the Cauldron - Shenlong Cult"

17. Good deeds have good causes, evil deeds have bad retributions, the laws of nature are cyclical, and God is fair. I once caught a dragon rooster by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me. It is indeed educational. My admiration for the Emperor is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the overflowing Yellow River, which is out of control.

18. Wukong, you are naughty again. How can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this? "Westward Journey"

19. What's bigger? Brother what brother? Do you have a sense of public morality? Don't let the neighbors sleep! I have to go to work tomorrow. What a bunch of scum! "Kung Fu"

20. If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it will be enough! ——"Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box"

21. Then the next question comes

22. Face is not given by others, it is thrown away by oneself. "The Night of Resurrection"

23. Okay! He stuffed it in without thinking. He was worthy of being a slutty and... angry man. I love you! "Dead Grass"

24. What did you say? Are you able to tell lies like this? Are you sorry for your conscience? Are you sorry for your parents? Is it worthy of this country? You hurry up and hold a press conference to clarify, otherwise I will peel off your skin, break your bones, and drink your blood!

25. Can you be a little professional! "The King of Comedy"

26. In this way, I am a person with very complicated emotions. If a person with very complicated emotions only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you keep a defective person forever, it will be useless.

27. Originally, I wanted to use the 10 yuan to study and become a doctor or lawyer, but for world peace...sigh. "Kung Fu"

28. Others will only care about how much you do, but never how much you say. Therefore, I would rather do than say

29. To be precise, I am an actor. You can call me "walk-in", but don't add the word "die" in front of it! "The King of Comedy"

30. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given to mankind by God and use it superbly to create fire that can be called An artistic super dish, is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - God of Cookery! "The God of Cookery"

31. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it? "Westward Journey"

32. Piao Piao: What I hate the most is that people talk nonsense. Tianqiu: I don’t want to talk nonsense. Piaopiao: Then why don’t you put on more lipstick? Tianqiu: Then apply it! "The King of Comedy"

33. Useless land! For an outstanding man like you, no matter where the ginseng tea is used, it is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. "Ling Ling Qi"

34. I found a part-time job doing research at the Central Mental Hospital. ...what to study? …. Being studied!

35. Fate is really unfair. Why do I lose my hair when I am so handsome? You are so ugly but don’t lose your hair.

36. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk (student). "Shaolin Football"

37. Da Vinci replied: Being studied! "Domestic Lingling Paint"

38. It is our responsibility as citizens to eliminate violence and maintain good behavior. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the road once a week. I do it two or three times during holidays. "The King of Destruction"

39. After beheading the chicken head, burning the yellow paper, and making an alliance with blood, Wei Xiaobao, you will be my brother of the Heaven and Earth Society, and you will be temporarily incorporated into the Qingmu Hall. We have ten major rules, twenty major codes, thirty major commandments, and eighty minor commandments. If you violate any of them, even if you are my disciple, you will be stabbed to death ninety-nine and eighty-one times.

40. My admiration for the Emperor is like the endless flow of a surging river, and like the Yellow River that overflows out of control.

41. Bleeding from the seven orifices is bleeding from the seven orifices, and death is death. These are two completely different feelings. Don’t confuse you. "The Night of Resurrection"

42. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Zhao Wei: What are you talking about? I hate it! Zhou: You can’t scare me if you want to. I’m afraid of everything, not ghosts! "Shaolin Football"

43. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem and made you like this.

44. Everyone is curious. The three of you must remember that three shifts every day will take turns to hit the streets on time. If you attract the attention of customers, the money will naturally flow in. "Dead Grass"

45. Da Vinci: I found a part-time job doing research at the Central Mental Hospital. Q: What to study? Da Vinci replied: Be studied! "Domestic Lingling Paint"

46. Unexpectedly, the lion's roar skill also has a big trumpet, so I am willing to be defeated. "Kung Fu"

47. In the face of setbacks, we must persevere; in the face of difficulties, we must rise to the occasion; in the face of failure, we must persevere! I believe that God rewards hard work, and with wisdom and diligence, you will be able to succeed!

48. Girls, please have mercy on me. All six of my family died in one night. I am infected with tenth-grade tuberculosis. Half of it is for sale, half of it is free, so just buy it from me.

49. In fact, the skill of dancing did not happen overnight. It took many years of hard training, blood, sweat and tears, and an indomitable spirit to achieve what I have achieved today. You just saw it.

50. Although you are playing passers-by A, B, C and D, you still have life and soul.

"The King of Comedy"

51. Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don’t you enjoy the manufacturing process? "Various Star King"

52. Brother, please stop making trouble. Look how clean you are. Go in and put on a disguise and come back. Look at me, I'm dead, my hands are full of sores, how can you be worse than me? "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance"

53. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a "stinky walk-on"! "The King of Comedy"

54. At this point, I can't help but express my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated master of the East - the failure of the West! "Shenlong Cult" ;